Proving that you should never pick up your keys or cell phone after you’ve had too much to drink (unless you’re calling/texting for a ride and handing the keys over), rapper Lil Bow Wow tweeted on New Years eve that he was so wasted he couldn’t feel his face and that he probably shouldn’t have driven his Lamborghini. You think? The 22 year-old was hanging out with two other singers known for their great decision making skills, Chris Brown and Akon. Why am I not surprised to learn these three are friends?

Bow Wow realized what a dumb move he’d made by both driving and tweeting about it and apologized and deleted the post the next morning. It didn’t matter though because he’d already put it out there.

The Artist Formerly Known as Lil’ Bow Wow, who partied with Brown and Akon last night at LIV nightclub at the Fontainbleau in Miami, posted a message to his Twitter page just past midnight that read, “Face numb im whippin the lambo. Tispy as f*k. Just left @livmiami.”

A few minutes later, Mr. Wow wrote, “Im f**ked up!!! Ohhhh damn. Y i drive the lambo. Chris might have to drive after next spot.”

BTW, the tweet isn’t enough for cops to make an arrest.

UPDATE — Bow Wow has since taken down the aforementioned tweets and apologized, saying, “Apologize for that tweet. it was stupid and immature. not a way i want to kick my #2010 year off. i got too much good stuff lined up. my bad.”

[From TMZ]

I hope this kid learned his lesson. Not only was he driving drunk he was probably texting at the same time! I’ve heard of terrible accidents when completely sober people were trying to text behind the wheel. Why didn’t Bow Wow let Brown drive in the first place? Brown is not supposed to drink as a term of his probation, although I don’t think he has an alcohol monitoring anklet as alcohol abuse wasn’t his main problem. Maybe Bow Wow was afraid that Brown might haul off and pound him when he was sitting in the passenger’s seat. What a fool.

This photo is from 2006 but I couldn’t pass it up: