“Chet Haze explained the Kendrick Lamar-Drake beef to his dad” links

Chet Haze is deeply problematic, but his text exchange with his father over the Kendrick Lamar-Drake beef is comedy gold. I love that Tom Hanks refers to his terrible son as “Big Main,” but Tom did not understand any part of Chet’s explainer. [Buzzfeed]
Anne Hathaway must have so much fun with her Bulgari contract. She just gets paid to show up places and wear jewelry. [RCFA]
Adele wants to have a baby with Rich Paul. [Hollywood Life]
Nina Dobrev was injured on a dirt bike! [Seriously OMG]
Jeremy Renner’s doctors told him he broke his taint!! [OMG Blog]
Rep. Jasmine Crockett is making “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” merch. That was the iconic diss directed at Marjorie Taylor Greene. [Jezebel]
I have not paid one bit of attention to If. [LaineyGossip]
Vince Vaughn & Bill Lawrence did a show together? [Pajiba]
Cate Blanchett & Greta Gerwig in Cannes. [JustJared]
Please look at this photo of Sarah Jessica Parker. [Socialite Life]

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  1. Yes he did explain it in detail and Tom still didn’t understand who won.

  2. Flamingo says:

    lol, I had no idea either and damn he did break it down perfectly. Though him acting all gangsta from his paid for iPhone by his trust fund is comical.

  3. sevenblue says:

    I lolled at Tom Hanks story yesterday. Tom is probably trying to connect with his son. I doubt Tom has a lot of common interests with Chet “White Chocolate” Hanks otherwise.

  4. Pearl says:

    The dearth of spelling errors make me think there’s hope for Chet yet

  5. SpankyB says:

    The “…,automatically know how to Crip walk…with an Oscar in each hand…” did me in. He broke it down very well, I thought I understood it all before but now I really do.

    • It Really Is You, Not Me says:

      I read that part like 4 times because the imagery was amazing. Tom’s a good dad. Chet’s problematic but it seems like he respects his dad based on this?

      Can SNL please please please bring these 2 on and do a sketch of Tom Hanks crip walking with his Oscars?!!!!!!

      • Flamingo says:

        From all accounts he has been sober for several years now. He seems to have found some normalcy in his life. Even if it is living off of Dad and Mom’s money.

    • SIde Eye says:

      Omg that was hysterical. I can’t stop laughing at it and read it multiple times. This made my day.

      • one of the marys says:

        @flamingo, my own child is 18 and my peers and coworkers have had some frightening situations with their own children. I’ve come to appreciate normalcy and I bet Tom Hanks is grateful his wealth allows his son to have stability.

    • Lucy says:

      Me too 😂. Including Marshawn Lynch also sent me 😂

  6. borgqueen says:

    This exchange was so cute. Tom trying to connect with his son and his son trying to breakdown this pop culture battle to his father is refreshing. They both are trying to bridge the divide between them. They should do a podcast breaking down other pop culture beefs / battle.

  7. Tashiro says:

    I don’t understand the beef but I don’t care so need for me to find out 🙂

  8. Debbie says:

    I’m going to be honest, it’s never good to hear “Chet Haze explained” about anything.

  9. SunnyDays says:

    Re: the SJP pic
    What in the Strawberry Shortcake is going on there?!

  10. tealily says:

    I’m just going to say it: I hate the “Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body” meme. What’s wrong with a butch body? Let the butch bodies be!!! I’m glad somebody insulted Marge, but let’s leave the insult there.

    • Abby says:

      I agree. I CANNOT stand MTG and am so glad Jasmine Crockett is in office (Something good out of my state!), but it makes me cringe to use “butch” as a slur and to make comments about her body.

      • Pomski says:

        I don’t understand the objection to the use of butch. I’ve heard butch used to describe both men and women forever, and in the gay ballroom scene being the baddest butch wins trophies.

      • Lucy says:

        I wish Jasmine had gone after how gd dumb she is instead of some of the shots at her looks, but MTG is an eff your feelings unless it’s her person. So 🤷🏼‍♀️. Not going to tone police, FAFO for MTG.

      • bonobochick says:

        LUCY… wasn’t the point of JCr’s clarification question to Comer about snide commentary not being about personality is ok then? I think if she went after MTG’s lack of intelligence, it would have been what supposedly had just been stated was a violation. That’s why she went after MTG’s physical appearance just like like MTG did to her with the snide eyelashes comment.

      • tealily says:

        @Pomski exactly. Butch isn’t and shouldn’t be an insult.

  11. Abby says:

    Somehow Chet explaining this has helped me finally understand what the frick is going on. WHAT? hahaha.

  12. H says:

    I am glad to see Chet doing better