Gwyneth Paltrow’s two kids have officially flown the coop (or goop). Apple Martin graduated from high school a few years ago and, as far as I know, she’s still enrolled in college far away from LA. Now Moses Martin has graduated from high school too. There’s been no announcement about whether he plans to go to college too, but I would guess that he probably will, at least for a few years. Reportedly, Moses is very musical (like his dad) and everyone says that he’s a good kid. Anyway, now that Moses is officially a high school graduate, Gwyneth is selling her LA house! Like, I think Gwyneth is a conceited nutjob, but I will always enjoy her real estate. So please enjoy this crazy real estate p0rn:

Gwyneth Paltrow is preparing for an empty nest. After the actress’ youngest child, son Moses, graduated from high school, she put her Los Angeles mansion on the market for $29.99 million. Listing agent Lea Porter told the Wall Street Journal Friday that Paltrow, 51, is looking to downsize.

The Goop founder bought the 8,000-square-foot home for $9.95 million in 2012 while married to her now-ex-husband, Chris Martin, with whom she shares Moses, 18, and daughter Apple, 20.

The former couple’s eight-bedroom, 11-bathroom home was built in 1950 and renovated in 2009.
When Paltrow moved on with Brad Falchuk, the “Glee” co-creator, 53, moved in along with his two kids — Isabella and Brody — from a previous marriage.

The sprawling home is at the end of a winding driveway and has a gray brick exterior. Its entryway, with black-and-white tiles and French doors, leads to a living room complete with a fireplace, a bar and bookshelves. As for the kitchen, it features a marble island, built-in cabinets and a wood-burning oven. The backyard, complete with a plunge pool, also has a guesthouse boasting a temperature-controlled wine cellar, a gym, a game room, an office and a movie theater. Additionally, there is a one-bedroom apartment above the garage.

Paltrow has houses in Montecito, Calif., and Amagansett, NY, but may purchase another LA home, Porter revealed.

[From Page Six]

I remember when Gwyneth made a big deal about moving back to America after spending many years living in London, when she was married to Chris. They were still married when they relocated to LA, although that felt like the beginning of the end of their marriage. I was always sort of surprised that post-divorce, Chris stayed in LA too. But that was part of the conscious uncoupling, and Chris stayed involved with Apple and Moses. I guess Brad Falchuk’s kids are out of the house too… let me look it up… yes, Brody Falchuk is Moses’s age so he probably graduated this year too. Isabella Falchuk is 19 or 20, so she’s probably in college. Incidentally, Gwyneth always tried to minimize the messiness around Brad’s divorce (he left his wife for Gwyneth), but that’s why she and Brad maintained separate homes for a year after they married. Because his kids did not want to move into Gwyneth’s home.

Anyway, I hate to say it but Gwyneth’s LA home is f–king gorgeous and whoever decorated it did a great job. These photos are amazing.

Exclusive: Gwyneth Paltrow is listing her Los Angeles home for $29.99 million. The Goop CEO is selling because her children are older and she recently finished building a new home in Montecito. https://t.co/KJyizr71dD https://t.co/KJyizr71dD

— The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) May 31, 2024

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