Prince William has spent the past five days furiously briefing everyone that he is an “emerging statesman” and world-class diplomat following his appearance in Normandy last week. The man barely managed to avoid tripping over his d-ck and he’s begging for all of the gold stars now. What’s particularly amazing is that this new “Huevo is a for-real global statesman” campaign comes after he’s had one of the worst years of his life when it comes to his image and credibility. His wife has disappeared, his office has been caught up in several major lies, the international media publicly blasted William’s lack of credibility and he’s repeatedly stepped out to public events looking and acting drunk. It also doesn’t help that William has all of the subtlety of a bull in a china shop. Behold, the latest keen statesman garbage.
The British monarchy is in good hands as Prince William has stepped into a more senior leadership role while his wife and father are being treated for cancer, a royal expert has told Newsweek. Since his accession to the title of Prince of Wales in September 2022, William has stepped into a more prominent role within the monarchy and British life, something Richard Fitzwilliams, a royal commentator, told Newsweek was a natural progression for him as an emerging statesman.
“William has long been regarded as the perfect diplomat,” Fitzwilliams said. “It was he who was chosen as the first royal to pay an official visit to Israel and the Occupied Palestinian Territories in 2018, which he carried out superbly. Last year he made a surprise visit to British troops on the border with Ukraine. He also made a plea for a permanent peace in Gaza in February.”
“He is a fine public speaker,” Fitzwilliams continued. “His address on Juno Beach, at the official Canadian celebrations of the 80th anniversary of D-Day, was superb. At the international ceremony on Omaha Beach, where he represented his father, King Charles, who is undergoing cancer treatment, it was a significant moment for him, being alongside 24 world leaders.”
“He is used to lobbying at the top,” Fitzwilliams said. “Whether it is President Xi about the illegal ivory trade or President Biden when in the United States for the Earthshot Prize Awards Ceremony. He and Catherine are the future of the monarchy. It must be a very difficult time for him whilst she fights serious illness, but it is in good hands with him as the future king,” the royal commentator continued.
He thinks he can just make these pronouncements to reporters, the reporters will dutifully parrot his talking points and everyone will be like “yes, this checks out!” William has NEVER been regarded as “the perfect diplomat,” nor is he currently regarded as an emerging statesman. He’s almost 42 years old and he’s scared of doing royal tours because he’s incapable of behaving like anything other than a racist and a colonizer. His father has never trusted him to carry out international work or diplomacy, for good reason – William is at best a gaffe-machine and at worst, one of the dumbest royals ever.
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- North America Rights Only – Kingston, Jamaica -20220322- Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge meet locals during a visit Trench Town, the birthplace of reggae in Kingston, Jamaica, on day four of their tour of the Caribbean on behalf of the Queen to mark her Platinum Jubilee. -PICTURED: Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge -PHOTO by: Chris Jackson/PA Images/INSTARimages.com Disclaimer: This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact INSTAR Images for licensing fee and rights information at sales@instarimages.com or call +1 212 414 0207. This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. INSTAR Images reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded For images containing underage children: Be advised that some Countries may have restricted privacy laws against publishing images of underage children. Inform yourself! Underage children may need to be removed or have their face pixelated before publishing
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- North America Rights Only – Kingston, Jamaica -20220324-Royal Visit to the Caribbean – Day 6 Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge attend the inaugural Commissioning Parade for service personnel from across the Caribbean who have recently completed the Caribbean Military Academy’s Officer Training Program, in Kingston, Jamaica, on day six of their tour of the Caribbean on behalf of the Queen to mark her Platinum Jubilee. -PICTURED: Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge -PHOTO by: Jane Barlow/PA Images/INSTARimages.com Disclaimer: This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact INSTAR Images for licensing fee and rights information at sales@instarimages.com or call +1 212 414 0207. This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. INSTAR Images reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded For images containing underage children: Be advised that some Countries may have restricted privacy laws against publishing images of underage children. Inform yourself! Underage children may need to be removed or have their face pixelated before publishing
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- North America Rights Only – Kingston, Jamaica -20220324-Royal Visit to the Caribbean – Day 6 Prince William and Catherine Duchess of Cambridge attend the inaugural Commissioning Parade for service personnel from across the Caribbean who have recently completed the Caribbean Military Academy’s Officer Training Program, in Kingston, Jamaica, on day six of their tour of the Caribbean on behalf of the Queen to mark her Platinum Jubilee. -PICTURED: Prince William -PHOTO by: Jane Barlow/PA Images/INSTARimages.com Disclaimer: This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact INSTAR Images for licensing fee and rights information at sales@instarimages.com or call +1 212 414 0207. This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. INSTAR Images reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded For images containing underage children: Be advised that some Countries may have restricted privacy laws against publishing images of underage children. Inform yourself! Underage children may need to be removed or have their face pixelated before publishing
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- The Prince of Wales meets EE Rising Stars Phoebe Dynevor, Ayo Edebiri, Sophie Wilde and Mia McKenna Bruce after the Bafta Film Awards 2024, at the Royal Festival Hall, Southbank Centre, London.,Image: 848094485, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: *** NO UK USE FOR 48 HRS ***, Model Release: no, Credit line: Jordan Pettitt / Avalon
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- Commemorations Marking The 80th Anniversary Of D Day Take Place In Normandy SAINT-LAURENT SUR MER, FRANCE – JUNE 6 Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, US First Lady Jill Biden, US President Joe Biden, France’s President Emmanuel Macron and his wife Brigitte Macron, Britain’s Prince William, Prince of Wales and Australia’s Governor-General David Hurley look on as theythe D-Day commemoration at Omaha beach on June 6, 2024 in Saint-Laurent-sur-Mer, France. Normandy is hosting a variety of events leading up to the official commemoration of the 80th anniversary of the D-Day landing on June 6,Image: 879572768, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: , Model Release: no, Credit line: MPP / Avalon
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- The Prince of Wales (left) talks with US President Joe Biden, following a tour of the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library and Museum at Columbia Point in Boston, Massachusetts, to hear about President John F. Kennedy’s Moonshot, which challenged America to put a man on the moon and is the key inspiration behind The Earthshot Prize. Picture date: Friday December 2, 2022. Featuring: Prince William, President Joe Biden Where: Boston, Massachusetts, United States When: 02 Dec 2022 Credit: Chris Jackson/PA Images/INSTARim/Cover Images **North America Rights Only**
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- The Prince and Princess of Wales meet injured players who are supported by the Welsh Rugby Charitable Trust, before officially opening the Sir Tasker Watkins Suite, ahead of the Wales vs England Six Nations Match at Principality Stadium in Cardiff, Wales. Picture date: Saturday February 25, 2023. Featuring: Prince William Where: Cardiff, Wales, United Kingdom When: 25 Feb 2023 Credit: Matthew Horwood/PA Images/INSTARimages.com/Cover Images **North America Rights Only**
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- The Prince of Wales, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Prime Minister of France Gabriel Attal ahead of the Government of Canada ceremony to mark the 80th anniversary of D-Day, at Juno Beach in Courseulles-sur-Mer, Normandy, France Featuring: William, Prince of Wales, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of France Gabriel Attal Where: Courseulles-sur-Mer, France When: 06 Jun 2024 Credit: PA Images/INSTARimages **NORTH AMERICA RIGHTS ONLY**
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- The Prince of Wales speaks to veterans at the Government of Canada ceremony to mark the 80th anniversary of D-Day, at Juno Beach in Courseulles-sur-Mer, Normandy, France Featuring: William, Prince of Wales Where: Courseulles-sur-Mer, France When: 06 Jun 2024 Credit: PA Images/INSTARimages **NORTH AMERICA RIGHTS ONLY**
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- Prime Minister of France Gabriel Attal, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, and the Prince of Wales at the Government of Canada ceremony to mark the 80th anniversary of D-Day, at Juno Beach in Courseulles-sur-Mer, Normandy, France Featuring: William, Prince of Wales, Prime Minister of France Gabriel Attal Where: Courseulles-sur-Mer, France When: 06 Jun 2024 Credit: PA Images/INSTARimages **NORTH AMERICA RIGHTS ONLY**
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- North America Rights Only – Glasgow, UK -20211101- Evening Reception for the Attending Heads of State and Government, to mark the Opening Day of the Cop26 Summit in Glasgow. -PICTURED: Catherine Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William -PHOTO by: INSTARimages.com Disclaimer: This is an editorial, rights-managed image. Please contact INSTAR Images for licensing fee and rights information at sales@instarimages.com or call +1 212 414 0207. This image may not be published in any way that is, or might be deemed to be, defamatory, libelous, pornographic, or obscene. Please consult our sales department for any clarification needed prior to publication and use. INSTAR Images reserves the right to pursue unauthorized users of this material. If you are in violation of our intellectual property rights or copyright you may be liable for damages, loss of income, any profits you derive from the unauthorized use of this material and, where appropriate, the cost of collection and/or any statutory damages awarded For images containing underage children: Be advised that some Countries may have restricted privacy laws against publishing images of underage children. Inform yourself! Underage children may need to be removed or have their face pixelated before publishing
Sure, if “the perfect diplomat” is a crash test dummy.
Yes, yes, yes, I am perfect! See? I have medals to prove it!!
Exactly!! He thinks he’s all that and a sexy global statesman but he is far from that.
This is more Ivanka Trump at the World Summit, or bring your child to work day vibes. Everyone politely smiling at the little kid tagging along behind his dad. Global Statesman it’s not.
Yes, he has a chest full of chocolate medals, a new French wardrobe, secretaries to write Middle East Peace Plans, and trained seals in the media to clap their fins and bark out really loud embarrassing cringe. What he doesn’t have is proof of life for his wife, who has been missing close on six months now. Where IS Colonel Kate, Baldy? We’re all getting slightly concerned.
Proof of life of Kate, her two youngest children, her parents…
I remember the good ole days when Huevo planned to be the first WFH king. I bet Peg was bribed into going to France, His Laziness would’ve preferred to stay home.
Tbf, he is the “perfect statesman” for a racist, colonizing structure built on white supremacy, theft and lies.
Well done, little Willie! You get another participation medal!
Why can’t they be normal? Everything that comes out of KP is such outrageous hyperbole. It can never been William did fine. It always has to be he is the bestest. They do the same thing with Kate, or rather did. Are they not embarrassed? Have they no shame?
Came here to say the same thing. I think he seemed to do fine last week but there is no need for these silly puff pieces that go way over the top. Again I get that this is lapped up by royalists but considering that is a shrinking group I don’t see why they continue to double down on this. It truly is North Korea style media. It turns people off and frankly makes them look so pathetic.
Right! There were a lot of world leaders and some royals present on various commemoration ceremonies. One of them was Crown prince Haakon of Norway, another was King Frederik of Denmark. The Danish and Norwegian press don’t write this kind of kinder garden BS about them. Willnot is of an age where this should’ve been a completely normal part of his “job” for ages. When the rota infantalize him like this, they’re really telling how little he has stepped up and how unprepared he is.
Exactly.
How about just “William attended”? There’s no need to say he did fine unless he actually did something fine. If he makes a speech, then quote from the speech. If he had a meeting or spoke with heads of state, then just say that. No need to give him a biscuit and a pat on the head just for doing perfectly ordinary things.
A classroom of preschoolers hyped up on Halloween candy has more diplomatic grace than this man. He is an embarrassment to the royal family, to the UK and to the world.
The fact (I will never get over this) that this man had access to EVERYTHING and did NOTHING with his life is almost beyond comprehension. How someone so privileged could be so uncurious about anything other than their own face is remarkable. What a POS
@RDF Well said. He really is just that…
How are these commentators NOT embarrassed by these words?
It is positively Trumpian at this point.
Seriously. This is embarrassing. I would melt into the floor if anybody described me this way. What makes it worse is that Huevo briefed this to the rota. This is how he wants to be described. Just embarrassing.
Exactly! It’s giving “Look I aced the Perfect Diplomat test!”
“The man barely managed to avoid tripping over his d-ck” 😭😭😭Never heard of this before, loved it!!
This is the same guy who declared that his life long work is gonna be middle east peace and forgot about it a few seconds later. He isn’t a serious person. They are gonna sing praises to him until his next scandal and you know it is coming.
Just a funny side note, I first found this website in January of 2023. I googled “Prince William is a d*ck” and this is the site I found…lol
Wasn’t the visit with President Biden during Earthshot literally a driveby sidewalk photo op? What kind of “lobbying at the top” did Billy Idle do? I watched his speech for Dday. it was not some momentous thing that stopped everyone in their tracks out of awe. He adequately read from a piece of paper and it looked like it was the first time he had seen that speech.
“Drive-by” is right. Pres Biden gave him about five minutes, and didn’t even go into the building in which Willy was sheltering. Willy had to run out to a patio or terrace where Pres Biden was waiting, and didn’t even have time to put a coat on before joining Pres Biden outside in winter. He probably thought Pres Biden would come inside and give him a sit-down meeting and didn’t expect to be outside for long. Pres Biden stuck around just long enough for some photos and to say some nice, non-commital words about Earthsh!t, then left. The saddest part of the whole mess was the rota trying to make it sound as if Willy had had an hours-long “summit” with the president of the United States. Ugh.
@Heather, yes, I cackled at that being included! That “visit” lasted about 90 seconds, they didn’t even sit down, and Biden chided William for not wearing a warmer coat or something.
Not exactly a sterling example of William excelling as a diplomat on the world stage 😂
“He is used to lobbying at the top,” “Whether it is President Xi about the illegal ivory trade or President Biden when in the United States for the Earthshot Prize Awards Ceremony.”
Are we to believe that he was lobbying President Biden when they met for 15 minutes outside when Biden was on his way to somewhere else? Is that what passes for statesman and diplomacy now?
The brf have no power. I always wonder what soft diplomacy they can use on the US to get them to do what the UK government wants. I suspect Biden isn’t going to waste his time with brf when they can’t do anything. Plus, he’s Irish, you know.
He also takes credit for the ivory thing when he had a short conversation about it and US and UK actual working officials had been working on it for years.
His interaction with Biden during the ES trip was a grand total of a handshake, a picture, and Joe telling him he needs to wear a coat.
I wonder if this man has to gargle after spewing this vomit..🤮 I literally cringe with second hand embarrassment 🥴🤦🏻♀️
He’s not a fine public speaker when he can barely read French off a written page.
They just lie and pretend no one will notice.
This is Celebitchy, and the proof that he is never going to be a global statesman is clear. Even this circle jerk of an article can’t whip up enough outrage to make us comment. I’m packing my son’s lunch for tomorrow, and there are 39 comments.
North Korean levels of propaganda, isn’t that what the photo agency said? Dear Leader William. Oh, excuse me, His Royal Highness, Dear Leader William.
LITERALLY came to say this. The North Korean propaganda machine must be squirming and sideyeing the extent of this buttkissing. It’s so much esp after the disasters of the last few months. Will and KP are so bad at this that he has destroyed the credibility of the entire British monarchy within the international community. We are barely 3 months away from all the photo agencies calling them liars. They managed to mess up a photo of a sick mom and her kids. One of the easiest softballs in public relations. Everytime he speaks public he manages to create a gaffe. He has managed to make the clown show of the *Tories* look sober and effective in comparison. As much as I despise the Tories I would love to be a fly on the wall and see their reactions and sideyes as they read this garbage. They would know even more than us how much of a clown Will is.
Yeah, the propaganda is real. My thing is presumably one day William will be king and do more world leader type events. Is he gonna get this level of hype every single time?
“one of the dumbest royals ever.” Extremely high bar for that title.
Nothing will ever beat Kate’s “Can you have taste the smell by smelling it?”
“William has long been regarded as the perfect diplomat,” Fitzwilliams said. “It was he who was chosen as the first royal to pay an official visit to Israel and the Occupied Palestinian Territories in 2018, which he carried out superbly. Last year he made a surprise visit to British troops on the border with Ukraine. He also made a plea for a permanent peace in Gaza in February.”
So…let’s just re-cap the achievements of this global statesman:
One visit to Israel in 2018 with a pledge to make achieving peace in the Middle East his life’s mission – after which he has done precisely nothing.
One visit to British troops six years later – also accompanied by the gaffe about ‘not seeing war in Europe’ where he forgot about the Balkans.
He had someone do a press release this year.
Quick, someone call the Nobel committee.
You know it is very bad when the royal gossipers have to declare you a “statesman.”Mr what a tangled web this has become. The international community sees this man for what he is, a dumb, entitled tool.
Sexiest baldy in UK, global statesman, top usher, champion of the school run, devoted husband/father, best speaker, funniest BAFTA recognized comic, the greatest dancer period. Is there no beginning to this man’s accomplishments at 41?
I mean, has Fitzwilliams forgotten Williams comments at the Ukraine Community Centre. I know Richard Palmer said he misheard but any professional journalist would not have included William’s comments about wars in Europe and Africa if he didn’t hear exactly what he quoted in his report.
William surrounds himself with simpering syncophants who don’t have the decency to be embarrassed by this drivel. They write what they are told to write by their employer.
Just because you say it doesn’t make it so, Willy boy.
Blah Blah Blah same old story!
Hear about how wonderful he is at being a “state man”
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