“Jessica Alba loves her stretch marks” links

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Jessica Alba loves her stretch marks. That smile looks forced at gunpoint. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Lost fans are demanding a Lost-based theme park ride. Um, no. [Agent Bedhead]
Us Weekly‘s cover: “How the Stars Get Thin”. Answer: Photoshop. [CoverAwards]
Miley Cyrus wears a slightly see-through shirt, world freaks out. [The Superficial]
Happy birthday, Orlando Bloom & Patrick Dempsey. Hair death-match! [Crazy Days and Nights]
Hot damn! I might have to start stalking Keanu Reeves again. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
More from Wyclef Jean‘s heartbreaking appeal for Haiti. [Bossip]
Abbie Cornish & Ryan Phillippe make a public appearance, so they haven‘t split. [Pop Sugar]
Pear-Ass bedazzled her vadge. [Lightly Salted]
Keira Knightly & Rupert Friend are too cute together. [ICYDK]
I really want to see The Last Station. For James McAvoy. [Moviefone]
Tiger Woods won‘t get any more GM freebies. [Evil Beet]
Will Sparkles Pattinson be Spiderman? Hell to the no. [Celebnewswire]

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  1. Kiki says:

    Jes, if you love them so much – you can have mine too!

  2. annie says:

    I don’t know about her stretch marks but I like her top

  3. lovelylaura says:

    My thought exactly, Kiki – my poor stomach looks like a road map of Texas!

  4. ! says:

    Sure she does. Suuuuure.

  5. casey.in.co says:

    mmmmmkeanu

  6. LolaBella says:

    Keanu is looking very nice!

    I choose Legolas (with Aragorn on the side??); happy birthday to you Orli!

    Two words you DON’T ever want to see in the same sentence: Bedazzle and Vadge. This just proves that JLH needs to STFU!!

  7. Sumodo says:

    STFU JLH.

  8. lucy2 says:

    Yeah right, I’m sure she loves her stretch marks. Puh-lease.

    “How the Stars Get Thin”. Answer: Photoshop.
    LOL. So true.

  9. jule says:

    stretch marks fade tho right?????

  10. ima says:

    So Miss Alba-weren’t you the one who gave all of those fantastic quotes about how you felt so fat and disgusting while pregnant and that you couldn’t wait to to be done with it… She is a prime example of Hollywood hypocrisy.

  11. ima says:

    Oh, I forgot- STFU!!!!

  12. mercymay says:

    you can’t get rid of em, so you better love em!!! (oooh… that sounds like my husband!) HAHAHA!!

  13. gg says:

    OH bullpoop! Demi Moore said that right before she had a major body surgery to get rid of hers, and then she got her famous “knee lifts”. 🙄

    Re Jen-Lov-Hew. Let me get this straight. She had a friend GLUE? pieces of cut glass onto her crotch. I have never heard of anything so stupid or questionable.

  14. NiRa says:

    its great that she feels good about herself and is happy out..but loving her stretch mark would be exaggeration..:)She looks great!

  15. MooMooMooMooMoo. says:

    Stretchmarks & sagging tits my ass!
    She can have mine too, they fade yes but they never disappear. Boohoo.

  16. SolitaryAngel says:

    Jessica is so FAKE! I have never once seen her smile at Honor. In all the photos I’ve ever seen of her (with that beautiful baby she’s so lucky to have) she only looks pissed off. She is rarely photographed looking at the baby and that’s a huge signal in body language. Look at her with Honor, then look at Jen Garner with Violet. See the diff? Fakey McFaker.

  17. bo says:

    “Answer: Photoshop” made my morning. Ka-dooz.

  18. M Fred says:

    I’m pregnant now and one morning my husband says, “you should really make sure you put that cocoa butter all the way on the sides.”

    I’m like “what?!?” and yes, sure enough, there were stretch marks radiatiing from my ribcage toward my belly, all the way around my front. It sort of looked like I got clawed by a tiger with about 40 toes, and each vertical mark was maybe 4 inches long. I went online that same day and bought the Dr Max Powers Stretch Mark Treatment, and applied it fatihfully several times a day to these new stretch marks for at least a week (now I remember only 2-3X/day). Now, about 4 weeks later, there is literally nothing there.

    I’m choosing to buy this Max Powers Stretch Mark cream since it seems like the best price per ounce, and if I notice new marks, I want to be well-armed to treat them as soon as possible. Dr Max Powers does say their product works best on new marks, and I can certainly vouch for its effectiveness in my case. I’ve also been continuing to use cocoa butter cream mixed with pure vitamin E oil from the healthfood store ($5 for a small vial). After a friend’s doctor warned her not to use Vitamin E oil after varicose vein surgery, as the scars would heal too rapidly, I’ve been a believer in its powers.