Here’s Gerard Butler and his sh-t-eating grin going out for coffee a few days ago. Gerard will be a presenter at this Sunday’s Golden Globe Awards, so be on the look out for big Scottish moobs. Although… he’s already looking a bit thinner, so maybe he’s trying some juice detox or something.
Gerard was recently interviewed in Cosmopolitan Magazine (via Just Jared) about the kinds of dates he likes to go on. He said: “Sometimes I will tell a girl to meet me on a bridge so we can just walk. I think you learn more about a person when you’re not just sitting at dinner repeating information about yourself.” Um… does this give anyone else a creepy serial killer vibe? Like, “I want to meet you on a bridge, so there will be very little clean-up when I stab you and push you into the river.” Or, worse yet, your first date with Gerard will be walking on an overpass. God, I love him and everything, but he needs to stop trying to turn me off. Speaking of, E! News had this little story about Gerard this past weekend, hitting on a topless dancer. I wonder if he asked her to a bridge?
Not everyone was grossed out by the shirtless pics of Gerard Butler looking all flabby last week. In fact, he was a big hit with the ladies at Voyeur nightclub in West Hollywood on Saturday.
“Gerard was with his usual wingman and best friend from New York. They make a great tag team and kept busy flirting with all types of beautiful women,” our spy tells us.
The Scot seemed “intrigued” by the topless dancers at the club and waited until closing to meet one special lady.
“Gerard had his eye on a dark-haired, olive-skin[ned] girl from early on in the night,” according to the eyewitness. “She danced on a small stage by his table and made eyes at him with an attempt of getting him to notice her, and it worked!”
So what was his big opening line?
“Hi, I’m Gerry,” he reportedly said. “You are very good at what you do.”
What a charmer!
The dancer seemed “thrilled” and sat down at his table after covering up with a blazer.
The club then closed to everyone except Gerard and his small entourage. Shutterbugs anxiously waited outside for a shot of the star for a while, but according to our souce, the actor somehow evaded the waiting paps.
[From E! News]
“You are very good at what you do”? Ugh, I can just imagine him leering as he says that. Gross, gross, gross. Hey, but at least the girl had dark hair and olive skin. Like me! I’ve always known I would be his type. And if ever meets me, I know he’s going to ask me to go for a walk on a bridge. Don’t dash my hopes, people!
Gerard Butler out in LA on January 13, 2010. Credit: LRR/ Fame Pictures.
I want to like him, he looks fun. However, he gives off a “smelly” vibe. I bet he leaves his underwear on the floor and it is full of skid marks and STD juices. Gross.
He is sooooooooooooooooo fiiiiiiiine! HE is all man unlike some of these other pretty, girly boys Hollywood produces these days!
and he likes pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. He is not into health food, he is into champagne.
@Firestarter: You crack me up!
@Kaiser: Gerry is ALL yours…he’s waiting for you at O’Malleys to plan your escape. 😉
I thought it was Hulk Hogans son when I saw the header pic. I wasn’t until I read the headline that I realized it was Gerard. Oh Gerard please find your hot again!
I’m sure it’s very romantice playing 20 questions, screaming “WHAT????” on a busy overpass. I’ve had worse first dates!
I actually once dated Mr Butler and I can report that in his room he had a picture of his girlfriend about the size of a postcard and a huge black and white photo of himself in pride and place on the dressing table.
This was way back in the last 90s when he was a theatre actor…. Back then he had a body to die for.
SuzieQ: Cool!
Hey SuzieQ, what’s his number?
If you were dating him, why would he have a picture of his “girlfriend”? Did he turn it down so she wouldn’t see?
Are you saying that his b&w photo of himself is bigger than his umm.. reality?
“Sometimes I will tell a girl to meet me on a bridge so we can just walk. I think you learn more about a person when you’re not just sitting at dinner repeating information about yourself.” Um… does this give anyone else a creepy serial killer vibe? Like, “I want to meet you on a bridge, so there will be very little clean-up when I stab you and push you into the river.”
How is what he said creepy? At least he’s not afraid to do something different. What’s wrong with a quiet lil walk? I usually love your posts Kaiser but sometimes you say dumb shit.
Edit: Sorry, I didn’t mean to be harsh. You have a right to express what you think, how you feel but I can disagree without being a bitch.
creepy, aging, manbooby – but still sexy as heck. i don’t know why.
LMAO at ~Like, “I want to meet you on a bridge, so there will be very little clean-up when I stab you and push you into the river.”~
I’m with I Choose Me on this one– Have you ever been to London or Edinburgh? Both cities have fantastic bridges and great city walks (either the Thames or Old Town, respectively) around them. As does Paris. Or any other city that is built on a river route (which most are). Some of my absolute best dates have been walking in these areas–no dinner, no show, no movie, just walking– and I don’t see anything wrong with that.
What, Kaiser, are you telling us that you don’t have enough good things to say about yourself for a date without subtracting all that time when you’re eating/watching a show? =P