Donald Trump is terrified of getting dog-walked by Kamala Harris in another debate

Donald Trump’s mangy team has spent the past two days pushing various stories about how he thinks he won Tuesday night’s debate. Trump doesn’t believe that, but it gives his supporters something to cling to and cry about, that everyone would see that Trump “won” if not for those mean ABC moderators, if not for the mainstream media, if not for this or that. Trump knows that he lost, which is why he’s now saying that he will not participate in another debate.

Donald Trump will not debate Kamala Harris again, the former president said Thursday.

“THERE WILL BE NO THIRD DEBATE!,” Trump wrote in all caps on Truth Social, referencing the first as his June debate with President Joe Biden and the second as his debate with Harris on Tuesday.

Harris’ campaign, which did not immediately respond to a request for comment, had challenged Trump to an additional debate immediately following their showdown earlier this week, and Fox News offered to host it.

“We owe it to the voters to have another debate,” Harris said Thursday at a rally in North Carolina minutes after Trump’s announcement.

But Trump on Wednesday told “Fox & Friends” he “probably” would not agree to another debate with the network and on Thursday confirmed he would not debate the vice president again at all, citing what he characterized as a decisive victory in a contest widely viewed as having gone favorably for Harris.

“When a prizefighter loses a fight, the first words out of his mouth are, “I WANT A REMATCH,”” Trump wrote Thursday.

[From Politico]

Trump was also in Arizona yesterday (he thought he was in Pennsylvania) and he declared in the middle of his rally that there would not be another debate. The Harris campaign keeps pressing through, and a few outlets have put together offers to host. Meanwhile, Trump is now flying around with that conspiracist lunatic Laura Loomer, and people think they’re banging?

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75 Responses to “Donald Trump is terrified of getting dog-walked by Kamala Harris in another debate”

  1. Flowerlake says:

    Which wife did Trump not cheat on?

    • SquiddusMaximus says:

      Can you imagine his makeup all over your sheets after a “session”? These women are depraved/insane.

      Also this picture needs to be everywhere.

    • Lau says:

      It would truly be hilarious for Laura Loomer to be banging Trump as she was trashing MTG for cheating on her own husband. Literally the only fire worth adding fuel to, let them fight !

      • pottymoouth pup says:

        Loomer doesn’t have a husband and [white, Christian] man cheating on his wife is perfectly fine according to GOP “traditional family values”

        If they’re together, I’m sure Melania is happy with the arrangement. Mind you, I wonder if Loomer would push to be more than a side chick because that’s drama I’d tune into

      • Lau says:

        Melania wants to be the widow, she’ll be the widow. Loomer is going to have to work even harder if she wants the job.

    • Janet says:

      I highly doubt he rise to the occasion.

      • Debbie says:

        Which is why, your Honor, I’d like to offer into evidence one special little blue pill manufactured by Pfizer Chemicals.

    • Cara says:

      It should be impossible for actual Christians to even consider voting for this guy and yet some (many) will. Any Christian who has decided to vote for Trump, needs to spend serious time in prayer … asking God to free them from irrational fears that are rooted in racism and sexism. God is love. Anyone spewing hate is not speaking for God.

  2. DouchesOfCambridge says:

    “You’re up over 50 points?” lol have they eliminated the democratic party?

  3. seraphina says:

    One news outlet reported that within 24 hours after the debate Kamala raised $47 million. And everyone is poking fun at the word genius Trump. Yeah, I can see why he doesn’t want another debate.
    As I heard from a teen yesterday: Why did the chicken cross the road? He was afraid of debating Kamala.

  4. Lolo86lf says:

    How is it possible that Melania can passively watch her husband jetting all over the country like that and not put her foot down? Has she completely given up on her marriage? There are many sycophantic women out there more than willing to be Trump’s darlings like MTG, Karry Lake, Lauren Boebert, and Laura Loomer who would drop everything to be at Donalds side and do whatever their master may ask of them. Melania had better watch out, or she might end up losing her meal ticket.

    • Flowerlake says:

      I think she is happy about it.

      She probably asked for A LOT to stay in the marriage, including almost no campaigning

    • Rapunzel says:

      Melanie doesn’t care as long as she’s getting paid. If Trump wants out she’ll get an exit gift and live her best life in NYC with her real man, Hank.

      • Talia says:

        The safest way to leave a man like Trump is to arrange things so he leaves you. Melania may be a grifter but she’s not stupid and has no intention of being the next Marla Maples or of having Baron treated like Tiffany.

        If Trump decides to leave, she will take a large payout to sign a NDA and be relieved to have got out before the inevitable bankruptcy.

      • Jay says:

        Totally agree – Melania is always looking out for number 1, and I think she agreed to this marriage knowing exactly what he would be like. She is, after all, wife number three! I do wonder if she knew how broke he really was when she married him, though.

        When he got into the white house, she substantially renegotiated her position – there’s a reason why she didn’t move to the white house immediately, and it wasn’t Barron’s school year! I also think that she re-upped her terms given the Stormy trial, so now you’ll notice that she didn’t have to do the convention, or any campaigning. She doesn’t even pretend to live in Florida with him!

        If he ever decides to trade her in for a newer model, I suspect that the NDA alone would be pretty substantial – the last thing Trump would want is to shed any light on his financials. And, hey, maybe by then 90-something actual rich guy Rupert Murdoch will be on the market again! Mel can dream!

    • TN Democrat says:

      Trump has left waves of financially devastated working class people in his path because he has never paid his bills. Trumps finances are a house of cards. He owes more than he is worth. Unless he wins the election, the upstanding state of New York is going to make sure his lifelong grift is ended. His only real cash asset is draining campaign funds from the Republikkkans at this point. He lost in 2020 partially because his grifting drained too much from the campaign and he ran out of ad money in the last push of the election cycle. Melania isn’t worthy of a sympathetic thought. A pro grifter recognizes a pro grifter and keeping this scam up increases the likelihood of widowhood through an Adderall induced widowmaker.

    • churnoble says:

      1. He is so physically repulsive I can’t imagine Melania does much more than tolerate his presence. I think they were in separate bedrooms for a long time and then Stormi Daniels happened and I think after that? She likely barely spends time with him or speaks with him directly.
      2. He likely knows that it is in his own interest at least right now not to dump Melania.

    • Harla says:

      Lord, if I was married to trump I’d be thrilled that he’s spending time with other women! At least, then I wouldn’t be having to deal with his deranged a$$.

    • Truthiness says:

      Melania has already secured her bag and is staying in NY. If Barron gets homesick he can easily pop over to see her. She knows who she married.

      Loomer has allegedly been staying nights at Maralago & by his side traveling. She was the genius behind the “eating dogs” comment – she was using it to slam Sherrod Brown in the senate race. Hakeem Jeffries had a presser yesterday to protest her presence at the 9/11 ceremony since she claims 9/11 was an inside job. Maybe she’s good for democracy, “they’re eating dogs!” is the dumbest, most hilarious debate quip ever.

    • Deedee says:

      I think she finds it preferable than having to be with him herself. But I don’t think she likes it to be so public, perhaps. At any rate, she’s too busy getting retting to promote that trash book of hers and helicoptering Barron to care much.

    • samipup says:

      She has power as his wife. And she knows things.

    • Bad Janet says:

      I’m sure he has been cheating for a while, and I can’t imagine they aren’t separated. I don’t think she ever wanted to be first lady and definitely doesn’t want to do it twice. The divorce will happen whenever Trump decides he wants to go public with his new side piece, I bet.

  5. ML says:

    About Don is terrified of being dog-walked by Kamala Harris:
    He knows it’s a dog eat dog world after listening to Loopy Loomer.

  6. Brassy Rebel says:

    Someone finally stood up to the bully and the bully is doing what bullies always do–he’s running away. He may be forced to change his mind, though. If their mighty hero looks scared of the smart and forceful Black woman, the MAGAs may start heading for the exits, just like they do at his poorly attended rallies. 😂

    The Laura Loomer thing is interesting. She’s a terrible influence on him and probably contributed to Tuesday night’s complete collapse. And she seems to be the one whispering in his ear about migrants in Springfield because he’s still posting those weird pet memes. There is no bigger racist or xenophobe in all of Trump world than Loomer.

  7. Jan says:

    I can’t believe Laura Loomer is 31 years old, Haba Haba is not the top chick any more.
    Laura, said if Kamala wins the White House is going to smell like Curry, and all the calls coming to the WH will be answered by call centers in India.
    Well that was a hill too high for MT Green, who called it racist. Poor MTG is jealous because she can’t get close to trump anymore.

    • Brassy Rebel says:

      Imagine how racist you have to be to be called out as racist by Marjorie Taylor Greene. 🤔

      • Lolo86lf says:

        I am surprised Loomer didn’t say the White House is going to smell either of curry or beef jerky.

    • Miranda says:

      Only 31, and already she looks like a 50-something Real Housewife on a tight budget. What’s the point in banging that Honey Baked Ham-faced lunatic if he’s not even going to shell out for competent work?

    • Lolo86lf says:

      MTG is green with envy that Loomer has been jetting around the country with Donald Trump. MTG is still faithful to the orange one so she is venting her frustration by attacking Loomer. Trump is the one who rejected her for being so crazy ass.

    • Oh come on. says:

      It’s super racist, Loomer is disgusting, but I’m shocked M “Space lasers” TG would have a problem wirh that?

    • Kitten says:

      I just learned that recently was SHOCKED. I literally thought she was 45. She’s a cautionary tale about what happens when you start getting plastic surgery too young…yikes.

  8. aquarius64 says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Loomer is the new side chick. Melania is still MIA.

    • Carmen says:

      Oh please, the old coot is banging that broad and he’s old enough to be her grandfather. He’s 78 and she’s 31. MTGreene is shitting brickbats because Loony Loomer replaced her as his bed wench. Meanwhile, Melania is holed up in TrumpTower with her security guy and probably happy as a clam.

      Loomer is toxic waste. He has positively hit rock bottom with her. She is not only crypto-Nazi trash, she actually called the 9/11 attack an inside job. I’m waiting for Melania to leave him and take him to the cleaners.

    • Lolo86lf says:

      Melania is making a mistake. Although she must have a contract/prenup agreement, she is not completely irreplaceable. Trump can get tired of Melania rejecting him in public and I am pretty sure she does not entertain him in private either. He can get a divorce and get married to another woman even younger than Melania. Melania should be very careful.

      • Kitten says:

        The thing you’re missing is that she doesn’t care. She doesn’t need him–she’s gonna get his money anyway–but he needs her. He does not want to deal with the optics of a third divorce and the message that sends to his Evangelical base. My guess is that their loveless marriage has been a business relationship for a decade or more and she enjoys it when other women give him attention because that’s less work for her.

      • davywavy says:

        @Kitten
        Amen.
        My theory is that their marriage could end, but only after the election in both scenarios:

        1. Elected–Imagine how much better for him it would be to have Loomer as a First Lady–enthusiastic, affectionate, present, willing to work. Melania is nothing but a liability in the White House. The scene writes itself where Melania comes to him with her price for returning as First Lady and Trump laughs in her face.

        2. Not elected–two sub-results :
        a. “The show’s over:” all sycophants around him peel off for more viable paths to power. With the desertion of Loomer & Co, The Donald can do whatever he wants. So get rid of Melania and take up with someone who will function as his companion.
        b. The psycho-sycos stay and he and Loomer launch as a truly evil duo of darkness on socials, podcasts, conservative media.

    • olliesmom says:

      Gross for her and gross for him. Just gross.

  9. His teeny tiny nut sack is sore from Kamala kicking him in it so no he doesn’t want more of that lol. The lying orange chicken is very afraid.

  10. Smart&Messy says:

    I haven’t read the other comments yet, but I don’t think he is banging anyone at this point. This Laura Loomer is the new Hope Hicks. Trump is very superficial (to put it mildly) if someone is young and pretty, he thinks she is the best in everything. If she says what he wants to hear and acts in public and private like he hung the moon and the strongest manly man ever, then he will cling to her as he clung to Hicks. At some point, they called Hicks the Trump Whisperer, and she would walk around summits and public events in thigh boots and shit. She had some WH advisory position at the ripe age of 28 or something. She played along in acting like Trump was banging this hot young thing. Loomer is following the same playbook. In both cases, these women are used by the GOP to manipulate Trump and keep him on message. He always repeats what he hears last.

    • lucy2 says:

      I agree, I can’t imagine he can physically….barf. I’m barfing just thinking about it. But he’s so the type who thinks having a younger “attractive” woman hanging around makes him look good. It doesn’t.

      His current wife and eldest daughter are probably relieved he’s hanging all over someone else for a while.

    • Korra says:

      I agree to an extent, but let’s not underestimate their motivation for doing this. I know someone who knew Hope Hicks — she both loved the proximity to power he afforded her and also adored him as a paternalistic figure. Laura Loomer is many things and has her own desire for power and clout, but I also believe her loyalty to Trump is sincere. I paid a lot of attention to her last year when she was focused on fighting Ron DeSantis’s team during the primaries, and she really seemed to take a lot of their attacks on Trump personally. The GOP may see them as a tool to manipulate Trump, but they are very doing this because they want to be in his company.

  11. Cheshire Sass says:

    He should be afraid of the person doing his g-d awful spray tan job. Does anyone around him have a mirror? It’s scarily hilarious

    • olliesmom says:

      I’m convinced that the tan person hates him. Although there is only so much you can do when you have that to work with.

    • FYI says:

      Pretty sure he does it himself? I think for vanity reasons, he doesn’t trust anyone else to do it. I think he has his own special method, and the increasing cognitive issues are why it looks worse than ever.

  12. MsIam says:

    Trump looks like he stuck his head in a microwave in that top picture. It looks like MAGA world is collapsing in on itself now that the girls are fighting. Excellent.

  13. GoodWitchGlenda says:

    I’m sure Melania has already funneled whatever money she wanted from the campaign into her bank account. She DGAF about her husband and this “31” year old loser as long as she keeps getting paid.

    • Kramerhere says:

      Campaigns have to submit accounting for campaign use funds. I have it on good authority that the RNC submitted an expense of $237,000 as her appearance fee for her to be in Milwaukee. Where she stood for five minutes and waved. No interviews.

  14. Mab's A'Mabbin says:

    Is he wearing a tinted facial mask? Bahaha.

  15. Mel says:

    Honestly, I didn’t think he’d show up for this one.

    • lucy2 says:

      Me either, I’m surprised he didn’t stage something to prevent him from going.

      No way he’d ever agree to get humiliated on TV by Kamala Harris again.

  16. Juliette says:

    He looks like when you leave spaghetti in a plastic container too long. There’s no way he’s going to agree to another debate. He got spanked handily and he knows it, despite his delusion that he won. I just can’t wait until this over and he’s gone. I won’t say stop talking, because you know that will never happen. Dude will not shut up until he dies. This family will not go away, their racist base is making them too much money.

  17. HeatherC says:

    He is so terrified it’s too funny for words. His hysterical whining that he won and everyone loves him and his rallies have the biggest turnout of all the bestest people ever and they eat dogs in Springfield is comedy gold that writes itself. I can’t wait for SNL.

    On a related note, I found an awesome recipe for orange chicken in the slow cooker today. Plans for the weekend secured!

  18. BeanieBean says:

    OK, who’s responsible for that Ivermectin ad that shows up to the left of the screen right at the end? ‘Cause that is hilarious! ‘Convention emergency kit’ ‘We’ve got you covered!’

  19. Clove says:

    First, I feel bad for her, as a highly educated woman who has to debate someone who is below her intellectually.

    When we fight, we win! Let’s go! Check your voter registration, or if you are not registered, please register in your state by October 7, 2024, Georgia! Everyone else, check the dates in your state

  20. Mollie says:

    He’ll be in my city tomorrow with Kristi Noem. Lucky me, I have tickets. But alas, I won’t be able to make it! I’ll have a cat in the smoker. Can’t leave that unattended!

  21. Kay says:

    Laura is certifiable, she is as crazy as a Loon. She’s abuse her body with too much plastic surgery and injections. One tweet she sent out on 9/13, “the White House smells like curry and collards” She is going all in for the shock value.

    As far as the orange felon, he likes anyone who pays him attention, even if she’s crazy.
    Melania is not worried about whom he sleeps with, I’m sure she’s relieved it isn’t her.

    Barron attends NYU, I’m sure Melania is in t rump tower

    • Eve Pane says:

      I’ve seen people like this come and disappear through the decades. All the people who’s livelihood depended on spreading Trump propaganda will evaporate leaving them to move onto their next grift.

  22. Eve Pane says:

    I’m wondering why Melania would want to put out a book? What does she has to say?
    Everyone should read LL’s tweets about Marge Taylor Green. She put all her business in streets. Wow. MTG getting a taste of her own medicine is the greatest thing to watch.

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