This video is the craziest thing I’ve seen in a while. Apparently, there’s this Italian talk-comedy-tabloid show, La Iene, and they decided to organize a sexual assault on David Beckham. They literally sent this woman out to Beckham’s hotel or wherever, where he was signing autographs and talking to journalists in the street, and the show filmed this woman grabbing Beckham’s Goldenballs. It’s crazy. And Beckham doesn’t like having the Goldenballs groped, either. I didn’t know Becks had a “I’ll cut you bitch” face, but he does. Props to him.
Italian comedy show La Iene however, saw no problem with committing sexual assault on England’s sexiest ever man, after Becks became the victim of a daft stunt involving a presenter groping his Goldenballs.
Wearing marigolds [Americas: rubber gloves] (we do not appreciate any suggestion that David’s genitals are somehow unclean), Elena Di Cioccio made a grab for Beck’s bollocks to see whether he had been on the receiving end of any computer-based c-ck enhancement for the old Armani pics in a segment that translates as ‘testing the small peas’.
Becks was quickly hurried away by his peeps, looking pretty terrified/hacked off/certainly not aroused.
Her technique was obv not up to scratch.
If/when paddling in the puddle of celebritydom finally sends us loopy and induces us to make aggressive sexual approaches on the famous, no doubt the celeb on the other end will be more than happy. Or are we just kidding ourselves again that Becks would want a piece of us?
[From 3 AM UK]
I can’t even imagine if someone did the equivalent to me. Just walked up to me and grabbed my breast with some rubber-gloved hand? Oh, I would smack that person. That person would lose a hand. That being said, I’ve never really felt anything for Becks, but I would like to see/touch his Goldenballs. Just because they’re so famous, and I am curious. I wonder if they sparkle?
While I think the story is funny there’s also a double standard. Can you imagine if a male reporter grabbed Posh’s boobs to see if they were real?
He’d be charged (and rightfully so).
if he was in on it (a la Eminem at the MTV awards), it would be funny.
HOWEVER, it appears that he wasn’t, and that, simply put, is sexual assault.
FFS, there is NOTHING funny about this in ANY way. David Beckham was sexually assaulted PLAIN and fucking simple!
And it was caught on camera. I hope he can press charges against the woman who did it and the show that orchestrated the whole stunt.
If this was a WOMAN getting her breasts fondled by a MAN against her will the tone of this post would be condemning and the criticism in the comments towards that man and the show that thought up the stunt would be epic!
This is just outrageous. This whole cougar/women being domineering/take what we want thing is going WAY too far. Double standards. Its disgusting and inappropriate. He is married too, just…ugh. I don’t think this is funny at all. And if this had been a woman and someone walked up and grabbed her ass/boob/crotch, all hell would break loose.
thats extremely wrong….i agree with snarf. if a male reporter came and grabbed some celebrity girl in the crotch they would be thrown in jail and it would be a huge ordeal. this just isnt right. but it is very entertaining lol
What is wrong with these people?? As if the paparazzi is not invasive enough this bitch goes there? I live in LA and see the paparazzi on a regular basis and it’s insane what they will do, but this is just appalling. Arrest her and make a public example of her.
Also, since this woman seems to have no problem with this and aired it on TV I bet she wouldn’t have a problem with everyone in Italy grabing her and then chasing her down the street. Go for it citizens of Italy.
Hopefully he will press charges. This isn’t right.
I don’t know what the big deal is with this man. I don’t find him attractive at all. He’s to “posh”
I hope he presses charges.
If a guy grabbed her crotch she’d want him put in jail.
This has got to be the most ignorant piece of TV I’ve ever seen.
So, I’m curious! Did she say the Armani underwear ads were a truthful portrayal of his “package”?
I believe that his pitch is due to ball-grabbing, who knows.
Anyway, this is inappropriate, although probably some of us wondered if that package is real… It seems it’s not.
This is hilarious. And your reactions make it even funnier. This man is making money with the fact that he has a huge c…She just wanted to verify. It’s no sexual harassement, just investigative journalism.
And there is no double standards here: man or woman, if she were American, she would have had -at least- a restraining order by now. But since, she is italian, nothing will happen. Which is fine because nobody was hurt. trust me: Beckham is not traumatized!
“It’s no sexual harassement, just investigative journalism”
Um, celebs lie about having breast augmentation all the time, so this means I am allowed to walk up and squeeze their breasts to verify for myself?
You have no idea how Beckham felt because you don’t know him, or his wife who probably didn’t appreciate it either. Just because they are celebrities doesn’t mean we can do whatever we feel like doing to them. Is there something wrong with the way you think? Did something terrible happen to you growing up and you were brainwashed that this kind of thing is “okay because you know you wanted it” kind of deal?
ummm wtf? that woman is an attention seeking piece of trash and there should be charges against her. since when did it become ok to invade someone privacy like that? poor david noone would have been amused having that happen to them. and anyway how could she have felt the size when she touched it for a second through his pants. that woman is an idiot.
She should be arrested. If I did that to a woman I would be placed on every Sexual Predator list in America.
Yes – she was wrong to do that. (But he is just SO RIGHT . . .)
Mrs. Beckham – may I come over and just meet your husband in person. PLEASE! I’ll behave (plus I’m old and rather frumpy these days – absolutely NO COMPETITION from me)!