As we reported on Monday, In Touch Weekly’s cover story this week is pretty hot. They got an “exclusive” interview with a disgruntled ex-employee of the Waldorf-Astoria who claimed that Angelina Jolie was having hot rubber-sheets-and-vodka sex with some unknown tall, dark and handsome dialect coach. Well, I finally got a chance to read the full cover story, and let me just say that we already covered the best parts (orchids, everything wet, destroying a hotel room with passion), although there were a couple of other interesting pieces of info I’ll get to in a minute. But first, Radar has an interview with a dude who claims to be this alleged dialect coach who worked on Salt, and he claims he never touched Angelina. Although, I will say this… his denial is pretty funny:
After a magazine article claimed Angelina Jolie was having an affair with her dialect coach, Howard Samuelsohn- the coach for her upcoming film Salt- spoke to RadarOnline.com exclusively to put the rumors to rest.
“I’m 5’6, I’m 51 years old, and I’ve never been to The Waldorf [Astoria Hotel in New York, where the alleged affair occurred],” Samuelsohn said. “I would like for someone to get the word out. [The story] is total bulls–t.”
While he was listed as the only dialect coach for the film, Samuelsohn did say there were actually five other coaches working on the project but defended his colleagues’ honor as well.
“No way, no way! The thing is this is all crap. I’m sure it was not a dialect coach. If it was somebody I’m sure it was not a dialect coach,” he said adamantly. “What we do is very discreet, if you did stuff like that, you wouldn’t get hired.”
As for Jolie, Samuelsohn had nothing but kind words, calling the actress “sweet” and “great.”
[From Radar]
“I’m sure it was not a dialect coach. If it was somebody I’m sure it was not a dialect coach.” That’s a strange thing to say, yes? If a vodka-soaked Angelina was banging some dude on rubber sheets, for the love of God, it was totally not a dialect coach. It could have been anybody else, though. It could have been Clive Owen (it certainly is in my sexual fantasies), or it could have been Brad in a black toupee, or it could have been… Gerard Butler! F-ck, I don’t know, but I know it was totally not a dialect coach!
Okay, now back to the other pieces of info in In Touch Weekly’s cover story – there’s lots of the standard-issue ITW bullsh-t, unnamed sources making triumphant pronouncements that now Brad has “proof” that Angelina is a hypocrite, and that he’ll totally leave her now. The maid also claims that she witnessed Brad and Angelina sleeping in separate bedrooms, and that Angelina spent her time drinking wine alone in the hotel room (what about the rubber sheets?) while Brad spend his time drinking in the hotel bar.
But the most interesting thing was this throwaway line: “Another insider, who accompanied Angelina on UN missions in the past, says the Brad should expect Angelina to cheat. ‘She slept with people she met on mercy missions… We always thought she might cheat on Brad eventually, because she came across as a person who has zero boundaries.’” Does this mean some “insider” is accusing Angelina or sleeping with refugees? Or UN staff? I can’t tell. And if she was sleeping with refugees or whatever, doesn’t that mean she’s already cheated on Brad…? ITW is wack.
This is what the dialect coach looks like in my sexual fantasies:
well, we all knew that.
but yeah, that was a WEIRD denial.
Crap, then if it wasn’t the derelict coach, I mean dialect coach, then who was the tall, dark-haired stranger slipping in and out (eeew) of Angelina’s hotel room while Brad morosely got tanked in the hotel bar? Man, you couldn’t make this sh-t up. And please, it took me forever to forgive Clive for making ‘Beyond Borders’, so don’t make me have to mentally sanitize him again. Don’t worry Clive, we’ll save you!
Well of course she slept with refugees, I mean it is a ‘mercy mission” What better way to make these people feel better than 20 minutes of alone time with Angelina Jolie…. lol
Wow, this maid knows a lot!! I mean, she was there when they were SLEEPING?? How does that work? And she knows they were in separate bedrooms? Where were the kids? This story is getting more and more ridiculous.
If Brad leaves her for real I’m sure Angelina will go back to her wild ways again. Or maybe she never did change at all.
Some folks will defend Angelina to the end of time. Of course she doesn’t cheat! Of course she kicked heroin and never went back! Of course every exclusive is made up! Of course the maid lied because she got fired and had an axe to grind! All hail St. Angie!
Strange denial, so reading between the lines, there was someone else on set, or there is a grain of truth to this. I remember there were reports she was a wreck, crying, having breakdowns on set. There was something going on. I think Brad and Angie might have worked it out, at least they have been together lately. But back during this time, things were not good. Her brother was there at the Waldorf staying with her. Brad was at that rented mansion many miles away…this article is just way too detailed to be total BS. I mean, how do you even come up with the thing about all the orchids? And rubber sheets?
How can anyone know for sure? And I totally get the Clive Owen lipsmacking going on here, yummy. But he is also a married man. Haven’t we tired of all this in-sleeping? Brad did it with AJ when he was with JEN…John Edwards, Gov. Sandborn, Tiger Woods, Dave Letterman, Gary Hart (do you remember him?)and the list goes on and on. Their counterparts are the women that don’t bat an eye at sleeping with married men either. Angelina appears to have a lot of psychological problems and Brad was the replacement of a broken paternal bond she had with her own father. He then sires, whether or not he physically produced all the children or not a brood of babies but you have to ask yourself why the heck he would go along with it all this time and in such a short period of time. Clearly, whoever said Jolie has no boundaries was correct but also Brad appears to have some severe deficits going on too. Even though it was wrong to say it publicly, her father Jon Voight was right when he said she had mental health issues though he must realize his own actions had everything to do with that. I’m guessing he does know this and wishes things had been different. I feel very bad for the Jolie-Pitt children.
No, this article is stupid. There are massive logical gaps in this maid’s story, which were pointed out in the thread yesterday. Anyone could make up rubbish, even detailed rubbish. It’s not that hard, and these “writers” for ITW do it every week.
The more they write stories about Brad sexting Jennifer Aniston and Angelina throwing fits and sleeping around, the more Brad & Angelina withdraw into their privacy. They barely ever grant interviews and barely ever talk about their personal life, their family and their kids.
These reports have no access to the Jolie-Pitt family, additionally neither Brad nor Angelina have PR reps to provide spin control for all these stories. It seems like they have given up. They go about their business, they have dates, they make movies, they spend time with their kids. They all together ignore the tabloid trash cycle.
Frankly, these stories are grasping… To anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together, its blatantly obvious the maid has no f-cking idea who slept in the room or where they slept.
This is why I read the blogs instead of the gossip magazines. The blogs aren’t afraid to call it as they see it, and actually provide realistic comments. Lainey has a good write up of the Brangelina Backlash, as she refers to it.
what does difference does it make, because according to this same tabloid its already over between them…
I thought this was the usual ‘intouch’ nonsense but something in this denial has caught my attention. This man is not saying Angelina did not do it at all. He sounds like he knows something, like Angelina was banging someone on set who boasted to the crew but it is not him. He also does not seem flattered by it all, which makes me suspicious. May be he is married.
Where is the Brange camp denial? Or the hotel for that matter? I am starting to wonder how fake this story is. It is starting to ring true. Of course with the usual tabloid embellishments.
These posts crack me up. Nobody knows anything about their lives yet people are acting like they’re best friends with Brad and Angelina, who knows everthing about their schedules, behaviors, and emotional health.
Also they hardly ever make denials and when they do everybody says the rumors are true because they made a statement. They never win no matter what they do. Why would the hotel make a statement? How would they know what happens in people’s hotel rooms?
aha, “dialect coach” must be the secret password for tall dark strangers to get access to Angelina’s room.. I don’t care one way or another, but I’m inclined to believe Angelina does sleep with people besides Brad, although he probably does the same. In the early 2000s when she was single she revealed she’d meet lovers in hotel rooms for passionate liaisons, rather than start relationships that would complicate her son’s life. It’s her style to get what she wants. Also, it’s been said she “seduced” her mother’s boyfriend when she was a teenager, which seems to suggest she tends to relate to men in a sexual way. That being said, I think Angelina’s a highly intelligent, fascinating individual and I hope she lives a long and happy life.
Birdie, is the lainey article a current one
This story isn’t true because Angie has never had a dialect coach. You can tell by the lousy accent she uses for every movie that calls for an accent other than American.
If someone made up a kinky fantasy about a famous person, wouldn’t it pretty much sound just like this story? What a crock and too bad any credence is given to it.
Bite –
Not exactly the freshest gossip, but in general Lainey writes a fair gossip blog regarding Brad & Angelina. She sees it as they play the game, but they play it on their own terms and therefore get a lot of flack. Also- the tabloids are geared to appeal to a specific demographic, namely the middle-aged women who buy tabloids in supermarkets, Lainey calls them the “Mini-Van Majority” and they relate to Jennifer Aniston and think Angelina is the incarnation of evil. Personally, I feel her analysis of the tabloid hatred of Angelina & Brad is pretty spot on accurate.
Here is a recent link: http://www.laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Aniston_5_year_divorce_People_vs_Angelina_Jolie_cheats_with_tutor_20jan10.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0
Here are some of Lainey’s archived articles on Angelina: http://www.laineygossip.com/angelina-jolie-photos-gossip.aspx
If you just read one or two, you can get the gist of what she is saying. Tabloids are a business, and they need to appeal to their consumers. Angelina is still cast in their never-ending soap opera as “the other woman” even though she is now the partner and mother of several children. Jen will always be the “girl next door” and Brad will inevitably see the error in his ways and go back to his true love, Jen.
The love triangle is all very Betty-Veronica-Archie. Betty, the blonde girl next door is a good girl who Archie should be with, yet he can’t resist the temptations of vain, mean and cruel dark-haired Veronica. Meanwhile Brad/Archie is just this lovable goofball who really plays no role in the drama except to be bounced back and forth between these two competing archetypes.
@Birdie, if Brad is Archie who’s Jughead? Clooney? And don’t forget Reggie Mantle, he’s Veronica’s evil counterpart. Voila! Find out who Reggie is and we have our ‘dialect coach’! Gosh kids, who could it be? Let’s go to Pop’s for a burger and a malted and figure this one out!
thanks birdie… Jezebel also had a pretty good artcile about the betty veronica archie thing
The whole story is BS AJ wasn’t even filming in NYC in July there are pics everywhere. Also Brad and Angie have never sued. What difference does it make, according to the tabs they broke up years ago. Brad is screwing the nanny, every costar and Jen. So why would he get upset
Ha, total BS! In between ordering around the nannies, making Brad’s life hell (which is how it should be, or how’s he supposed to learn those “grass isn’t greener” lessons?), staring at herself in the mirror debating which procedure to have next – watch The Bone Collector and then tell me she’s still virgin – and exploiting genuine human grief for publicity shots, when would she have time to cheat?
Ha Phowie – good question!
Jughead is definitely Clooney. And Burgers = Babes.
Who could Reggie Mantle be? Someone that Angelina has been involved with in the past… Johnny Lee Miller? Or Billy-Bob? Billy Bob looks pretty evil to me.
Ah, the Rubber Sheets of Doom…
Oh great, the man makes it crystal clear the story is rubbish and now we have to suffer through endless trip about ‘between the lines’. Tiresome.
Brad’s hellish life over the past 5 years= Angie 6 beautiful kids, became a pilot , started 3 charitable foundations, nominated for Oscar and Golden Globe for CCOBB, on Time’s magazine Influential list twice(angie 3 times), On VF establishment list w/ Angie 3 times, Photographs featured in W magazine. Brad’s Heavenly life before Angie sunbathing in Mexico or as he put it in LA Times article” dead end ” life. Poor Brad
Why am I not surprise that Maritza and Ursula believe that ITW story? These two will believe anything the tabs write about angie even when it is plain old lies. I think that is how they get off. It gives them some kind of sick pleasure
@alex: Ursula believes Angelina is some kind of devil incarnate and Outa Touch is her bible. She’s been predicting their imminent break-up for the past five years. What can you do? Haters gonna hate. It’s as simple as that.
The only thing i find interesting about this article is despite all the crap the tabs say about brad and angie nobody EVER comes forward to defend them from the tabs becuase i guess theyre “above” that. which is the best way to handle it. so why is someboy on the defense all of a sudden.
That denial is weak so How is that somebody on the defense. If he said Angie would never cheat than that would a defense.His statement was vague.
While I don’t really believe any of the original story, I do find his denial a little weird. “If it was anyone, it wasn’t a dialect coach?” Like dialect coaches are some special club, and no one who does that for a living would ever hook up with an actor? And weird to add the “if it was” stuff, which is kind of a lousy thing to do to someone you worked with. Ah well, maybe the guy’s just not used to be a tabloid speculation and isn’t good at commenting!
Cheyenne: This has absolutely nothing to do with Brangelina, but I remember on an earlier thread you mentioned Tangee (sp?) lipstick. I looked it up and it sounded kind of cool, but I’m afraid it might turn into some freaky color on me. Have you tried it? If so, would recommend it?
OK, carry on. Sorry to interrupt, LOL.
The statement was definitely odd, not your usual denial which is just a simple “That story isn’t true” or whatever.
I mean, why bother saying “If it was…” Not saying it’s true, but this dude needs to learn that if he’s going to work on Angelina’s movies, he’ll need better PR.
Also, anyone who actually believes that they (Brangelina) don’t have PR people, I’ve got some oceanfront property in Arizona to sell you.
Clive Owen is a dialect coach?
Sign me up!!
name their people people then
@Cod: I’ve tried Tangee and definitely recommend it, but I can’t say what color it would look like on you.
I love the Vermont Country Store website for all the old out-of-date stuff they carry that you can’t find anywhere else. Check out their Tabu lipstick. They used to sell it in the stores way back in the day. You can eat your way through a seven-course meal and it won’t come off.
The “insider” who alleges she accompanied AJ on UN missions is clearly green-with jealousy. Assuming she’s not blue—as in Avatar fantasy.
Thanks, Cheyenne, I appreciate the info. Just one more question and I’ll stop bugging you (I wasn’t able to find many reviews online): Is the color fairly natural looking? I know it varies by skin tone, but in your experience, was the color super bright? Or more like a hint of color? Oh, and I’ll check out the Tabu lipstick, too. I’m a closet product junkie, LOL.
Oh, dear, now they are “reading between the lines” of this man’s denial. Will it never stop?
The dialect coach said, as plainly as possible, that he has never visited the Waldorf and that he and Angelina were not intimate. Why would he or any other dialect coach (who depends on the studios to make his living) sleep with the star of the movie they are working on. It would mean he would never be hired again for any movie.
Also . . . “SALT” HAD COMPLETED FILMING BEFORE MID-JULY!!! I mean, what else do you need to know to believe this story is a fake? The entire family were in Los Angeles by then to begin filming Brad’s movie “Moneyball” which was to begin filming in July and, if you will remember, was cancelled at the last minute. (Two days before filming was to begin, in fact.) They didn’t get back to NY until last month for some reshoots.
This story is as fake as fake can be but it is just the thing that haters will latch onto and keep repeating because it’s what they WANT to believe. Sad, but true.
If none of it is true than why doesn’t Angelina sue the magazine?
Any “crazy” rumors about AJ are her own fault. She spent years blabbing to every journalist about how hard her life was/is…how much pain she’s suffered…drugs/sex/self-destruction everywhere! Personally, I think she saw that was getting old and ppl were having a hard time feeling sorry for a rich, successful, beautiful actress so now she blabs to every journalist about the WORLD’s pain. (Although she frequently still sticks in references to her own tragic tramatic past) Christ!
I don’t think she ever did – no matter what was written about her – why would she start now?
can’t believe you people all forget how crazy angelina really is? she totally fooled the world by getting a bunch of kids and donating money to charity. what makes you think she wouldn’t cheat on Brad?
This guy’s denial is hilarious. It’s the most half-assed denial I’ve ever seen. I actually read the story and it never even says his name–so funny that he would even think people were talking about him. Sounds like Radar’s just trying to get a piece of the action. That site is the worst. It’s like some cheap imitation of TMZ but looks awful and they just steal stories from everywhere else
She can sue a British based tabloid But in America being a public figure and freedom of Speech.She would have to prove she was damaged financially and it was done in malice. She is getting paid 20 million+percentages for Salt and the Tourist so obviously her career hasn’t been affected by the tabloid stories.
Hey guys!!
At last someone’s realised… get to enjoy rubber sheets on the bed before they become a fact of life!