Have you ever wanted to feel like you’re tripping on bad acid while on a rusty roller coaster, all while you have food poisoning? Try reading Tila Tequila’s blog. Same sensation, cheap. Actually “cheap” is a word that gets thrown around a lot with Tila, but we won’t be able to talk about her that way anymore. Because Tila is going to be a mother. Yes, she announced her pregnancy on her blog, and this is like the third or fourth time she’s announced a pregnancy. I don’t feel like looking up the other times. Don’t make me, please. Here’s Tila’s latest:
SO SOMETIMES LATE NIGHT WHEN I THINK NOBODY IS READING MY TWEETS, I MENTION THAT I HAVE A BABY. BUT PEOPLE THINK I’M JOKING CUZ I TRY TO COVER IT UP THE NEXT DAY SO NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE IF I AM PREGNANT.
HOWEVER…………..I HAVE WAITED LONG ENOUGH.
THE BIG NEWS EVERYONE: TILA TEQUILA IS OFFICALLY PREGNANT, 100% CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & THIS BABY WAS NO “ACCIDENT” EITHER!!!!!!!!
[From Tila Tequila’s blog]
This message comes in between Tila’s inanities about her “wife” and Courtenay Semel being a “media wh-re”. Which, if I had to choose, I would rather be a media-wh-re than an actual one, so one point for Courtenay Semel.
Anyway, I just thought you should know. Tila Tequila is gestating as we speak.
Tila Tequila on January 8, 2010 and on December 10, 2009. Credit: Fame Pictures.
And she was impregnated by the ghost of Casey Johnson, who will also be named as the baby’s mother on the birth certificate……I’m waiting for it….
Why are all the skanks so disgustingly tenacious? Must be an extra gene or something that they carry.
Ugghhh. The front page of this site just made me lose 5 lbs btwn Octomom and this gnat…instant vomit inducing material. This worthless gnat needs to disappear. I doubt this is anything more than a way to keep her name in news.
Oh crap, the end of the world really IS coming! This…thing has managed to get itself pregnant, isn’t that one of the signs of the Apocalypse? I’m scared!!
she must have really mourned her “fiance”…2 seconds later shes pregnant. obv not by her late “wifey”
liar liar pants on fire.
She only put in one green contact lens in the bottom photo… Prob cause she is soooooo torn up from her “wife” passing……Weiner
She also tweeted she has a new show. Let’s hope that’s not really true. Go away, skank!!
Black~Kat:
Nah, I think they are all a handful of chromosomes short.
skank…she needs to move to siberia or something.
In her next tweet, she’ll say that she’s pregnant from a woman…
Does anyone know how she supports herself?
There are quite a few faux celebs that make me wonder that, but she’s at the top of the list. She has no job, she’s not getting any endorsements, no one wants her to “host” their party – or any of the other reality show job extensions.
How does she pay her rent? I’m really, really curious.
@Susette She probably does ‘celebrity’ stripping or something like that. And I doubt she pays her bills and probably owes a lot of people a lot of money
This one-eyed green contact wearin attention whore shouldn’t be allowed to produce children. SERIOUSLY.
expect an announcement about her “miscarriage” from this twat in a couple months. there is nothing this whore won’t exploit for notoriety or money.
I thought trolls laid eggs…
Oh yea shes pregnant…….with a poo baby.
Uh yeah, no fucking way is this real.
@Lady Nightshade – I hadn’t really considered good, old-fashioned, massive debt, but you’re right. That’s probably what’s going on. So I guess a future dramatic scene will be Tila being evicted in front of the paparazzi or running after the repo truck that’s taking her car.
I feel so very, very, very sorry for that child.
She does know that kids take work and commitment right? I mean they aren’t cute accessories to lug around when they are little. You have them for life and can’t get rid of them once you get bored with them.
Why give this woman Air time? Please stop, let her get lost and buried under a pile of sewage waste.
I guess her brother realized his kid would hate him for making him incubate in that sewer Tila for 9 months and changed his mind about letting her be a surrogate for him?
A raccoon would be a better mother. Let’s hope and pray she’s not pregnant for real this time.
Isn’t this like the second time in as many months that she has announced a “pregnancy”?
Please LORD let her be crying wolf.