I’ve never really been into the whole Hogan thing. I get why people like to talk about them and everything, and I have formed an opinion about the whole family (family = gross), but usually I can’t work up the energy to care. Not today, however. Because it looks like Brooke Hogan and her boyfriend Stack$ have broken up. That’s it, people, this is the day the music died. Who would have thought that a girl with an Adam’s apple and a dude named Stack$ couldn’t make it work? What is this world coming to?
It seems that things have cooled off in Miami Beach for one music couple. Brooke Hogan exclusively confirms to Life & Style that it’s completely over between her and aspiring rapper Yannique Barker, a.k.a. Stack$.
Brooke’s rep, Janice Lee, confirms to Life & Style, “Brooke Hogan and Stack$ have split but remain friends. He was a big part of her life for a very long time, and she still cares about him and his family dearly. Brooke would like to thank her fans for their kind words and sensitivity during the breakup.”
The two were first spotted as a couple last April in Miami Beach, where Stack$ was helping Brooke shoot her music video for her song “Falling,” in which he was featured.
Stack$ was also seen on Brooke’s reality show Brooke Knows Best.
[From Life & Style]
You know what this means, right? Brooke Hogan is back on the market! Who’s available? Is her dad single? I just mean that her dad has a type, and his type seems to look an awful lot like Brooke. Ew… I just grossed myself out. But seriously, who would be good for Brooke? Bradley Cooper? Gerard Butler?!? How about Courtney Love? Courtney wouldn’t be so bad, actually. I could see that.
Here’s a nice one of Brooke, Hulk and Hulk’s girlfriend. Yeah. This isn’t weird at all.
She’ll take the first guy who can refill her steroid prescription.
RUUUUUUUNNNNNNN! OGRE ON THE LOOSE!
Funny, I had the same thought: Will she date her father now?
*shiver* *gag*
I don’t agree with the tuck comments about Gaga or Clooney’s girlfriend, but if anyone really did tuck, it’s Brooke Hogan.
She got her mom’s face and her dad’s body. Sense of style from both of them.
I think Clooney should give her a tap on the shoulder when he’s done with Elisabetta after the Oscars. Maybe one of the Gotti boys? The Situation?
Mickey Rooney!!
Ewwww….that pic is making me nauseous
lol@snowball–Mickey Rooney, HA!
Don’t care, never did. Her and Daddy make me feel funny in the tummy. YUCK.
Daddy better hope she never writes a tell all book!
Oh well golly gee, lets roll out the red carpet for this “stand on my dad’s shoulders so I can be somebody” no talent loser…
Snowball-She should totally go after The Situation. She could use his name for her follow-up album to The Redemption.
Hulk’s “type” makes me feel dirty.
I can never tell her apart from her mother.
Is that the wife or the daughter? I can never tell em apart.
Is that the order of the picture? Brooke dad and then GF? Because Brooke seems more like his gf than the other one, and I seriously can’t tell them apart in that photo.
Tila Tequila would be good for Brooke. And Tila needs a man in her life …
The GF in the orange dress looks younger than the daughter.
“He was a big part of her life for a very long time”
Since last April – apparently, that’s ‘a very long time’. That’s the life of a CELEBUTARD for you, I guess.
*le sigh*
LOL @ whatever.
Seriously, this whole family makes my eyes hurt. I curse whoever greenlit their show and made them all pseudo-celebs.
I know this family is kind of gross… but I find jokes about dating your father so tasteless… and I usually joke about everything…
In either case, Brooke looks A LOT like her mother… so it could be that his ex wife is his type, not his daugther… that’s highly likely considering he seemed to be pretty torn up over the divorce…
her body looks like a tree trunk. come to think of it her face does, too.
Landmonster AHoy!
She frightens me–she reminds me of a drag queen. D: The kind that can’t even begin to pass as a woman. TT__TT
Why is she so fucking ugly? I understand that Hulk has quite prominent masculine features, but usually the mother makes up for that and the daughter ends up looking like both mixed together. What, did he marry a female body double??
And really, who the fuck cares if she is back on the dating market?
If she married Stack$ then she would have been Brooke Barker, a very appropriate name. Oh well, maybe her next boyfriend will be named Tucker.
I think the chick lost out and got both her father’s face and body. Maybe therein lies the attraction. Only with her can Hulk literally go f–k himself.
She is unfortunate in the looks she inherited, but she choses to make things so much worse for herself. If she stopped with the fake hair, tan, awful make up and thigh-high clothes she could be okay.
Good lord. One of those was snatched at birth. Hulk just doesn’t remember that far back. Or doooes he…?
I am loving yout dating adventures.
Wow, after reading all the comments, I honestly don’t have anything to add… The Hulk family is rediculous, superficial, and nausiating… GROSS!! Your energy should be towards trying to make that poor kid’s life better that your son almost killed… SHAMEFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!