I can’t even describe how sad the Hot-Man Buffet was at the Grammys. It was so sad, I’m putting Keith Urban and his flat-ironed hair on the list. Gah! Seriously, none of the guys I’m about to talk about makes me hot in any way shape or form… except for Stephen Colbert. Colbert is gorgeous. He is so lovely. He is my one and only. He brought his teenage daughter, who is so pretty (below). And Colbert won last night too!
It’s interesting that I can’t find any photos of Jay-Z and Beyonce together, right? And that I can find a ton of him and Rihanna. Just sayin’. But I do like Jay, and I think he’s got a lot of style. Personally, I’m not attracted to him, but he looked nice last night.
Put your panties back on, ladies. It’s just Russell “Crazy Eyes” Brand and Alice “Yes, I’m Still Alive” Cooper.
Unfortunate trend: Men unbuttoning their shirts to show us their bird-like hairless chests. On that note, Keith Urban and his flat-ironed hair. My favorite part of the red carpet photos is the way Keith tucks his head into Nicole’s shoulder. How tall were her heels?!?
Personally, I don’t find Jamie Foxx attractive, but I do like how he dresses. He’s got style, and he knows how to wear a suit.
Ricky Martin looks really cute. He doesn’t seem to age, except for a hint of crow’s feet, which only makes him sexier in my book.
Okay, I adore Seal. And Heidi. They’re so cute together! And Seal is hot. So he’s the second guy I was attracted to at the Grammys.
Could Josh Duhamel get any more boring? Is that what he’s trying to be? Take off the tie, dweeb.
The boys from Kings of Leon. Are they hot? They look like Jehovah’s Witnesses to me.
Once again, I have no idea if anyone considers the Green Day boys hot. They look about 14 years old to me. And they’re well into their 30s, right? I wonder what kind of moisturizer they use.
Okay, I get hot for John Legend. I love him. I love his voice. I love the hint of dimple when he smiles. He’s a seriously beautiful man.
Dammit! I get hot for the boys from The Fray too. I’m so weak! But the lead singer is a cute ginger with a great voice! The guy second from the left is pretty hot too.
Common is pretty sexy too. I’ve never really felt it for him, but he’s got a great voice and a lot of style. Nice!
So, that’s basically it. Overwhelmingly, I wasn’t feeling the men of the Grammys, but there were a few exceptions. What can I say? Long gone are the days when I would watch music shows to catch a glimpse of Eddie Vedder or Michael Stipe of Bono. So I moved on to actors… and I’ve never looked back!
“Put your panties back on, ladies. It’s just Russell “Crazy Eyes” Brand and Alice “Yes, I’m Still Alive” Cooper.”
LMAO@Kaiser; I worry about you lady. LOL.
Love Stephen Colbert; the interaction with his daughter was cute – drawn out but cute.
I heart 3/4 of KOL; the angular jaws just do it for me. Swoon.
John Legend and Common are very sexy as well as being some soulful crooners.
Where are the pics of LL Cool J; he was looking very dapper last night.
I think I will always love Ricky Martin. Le Sigh.
*Blasts Livin’ La Vida Loca on Ipod*
What!!!? No Justin Bieber? (sarcasm)
Of all the Grammy dresses I’ve seen, I think I like Colbert’s daughter’s the best.
It was awkward seeing Justin Bieber paired with Ke$ha. What genius thought up that pair of presenters?
@Sumodo: the Kesha/Justin B pair-up was frickin’ hilarious!
I think it’s the Grammy producers’ way of saying ‘until you truly ‘make it’ you will be paired with a relative unknown artist like yourself’ even if he’s a foot and a half shorter than you! 😉
Who was the little boy that Jay-Z and Rihanna brought up to accept an award?
Where is Jason Mraz???
I LOVE Stephen Colbert there. I am with you Kaiser I think he is the sexiest man in that award!
WOW! I just noticed that Fergie and Josh look exactly alike!
where is Dave Matthews???
Wow. Maybe the lighting was bad.
So about Keith Urban. He always looks horrible in photos. BUT whenever I see him perform, I get the hots for him. He’s sexy when he plays his guitar.
And Fergie’s dress looks like something that would get torn apart by Michael Kors and Nina Garcia as being “cheap” and “unsophisticated” LOL.
steven colbert – attractive & dapper. plus he’s smart & funny, which is always sexy. pretty daughter, too.
seal- ummm….he’s seal. ’nuff said.
common- looked great and pretty stylin’. i liked his outfit.
kings of leon- sexy because their music is sexy. the lead singer’s voice is pure sex.
as for the rest….meh. not so much.
Sad indeed.
Keith Urban’s hair has always struck me as mildly ridiculous. Even funnier though is Billy Ray Cyrus trying to look exactly like him.
Jay Z is just not a good looking man.
Russel Brand skeeves me out. Gross. Crazy Eyes for sure.
Love Colbert and John Legend.
Unless you are ASkars, keep your shirt buttoned, guys.
yeah, where is dave mattews? love him.
You’re right Kaiser, Green Day haven’t aged a day in the past 15 years; it’s uncanny.
Also, Tré can do no wrong in my eyes, so I’m lovin’ the pinstripe suit 😀
“WOW! I just noticed that Fergie and Josh look exactly alike! ”
hmm, same plastic surgeon?
Wow, this awards season is the most lifelike that Nicole Kidman has looked in years! I mean that in a good way, she looks happy; her face shows warmth and openness (versus the sort of snooty/nervous closed-off demeanor she’s had for a while).
She’s looking her gorgeous self again, and younger too without all the face-pulling. (I blame her Chanel ad years: those fashion houses always tell you to lose 10 pounds and 10 years. And then another 10. They’re body image neurosis factories.)
Can’t stand Steven Colbert. He’s ignorant and insulting. He’s what’s wrong with America. Worst yet, he’s not funny!
My list would be Kings of Leon —Yeah, you might think that are gonna give away some Bibles. To bad for you and more fun for me. I think they are gonna keep me up all ALL NITE. Go read their tweets. I love the Drummer, Nathan…sexy eyes, amazing hair and fit. Cant get any better. I think they are trying to clean up their image although in UK we love them each and everyone of them. Its odd that the Grammy’s just noticed them since we in the Uk have been loving them for over 5yrs. No Rock fest in the UK or Europe has even started unless KOL is invited or Headlining.
Use to like John Legend but found out he was gay and his a wanker so…Naw…you can keep him.
Ricky Martin -can get it day and night and 4 times on Sunday. Yeah, I know the rumours but any man who can move the hips like that needs to get a freebie from me he he he
Common-Can get it to…was not into him ever…but I saw him in a movie and he is stunning.
Emineme- Can get it to…I never fancied him before but there is something about that guy.So, raw, naked and nasty. Yep, I will totally do Em
I feel the same about Jamie Foxx. He dresses well but he’s just meh…Perhaps because his name has to x’s.
@Leek: the little boy was Beyonce’s nephew — her sister Solange’s son.
Skeptics go eff yourselves. Especially nomorefan who also goes by NKsKIds4Sale and ihateher. Yeah we know you hate Nicole Kidman.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So Beyonce sat with her husband and you couldn’t find any pics of them together? yeah, right…
Thanx for these photos…Keith Urban and Nicole- i love them…
Seal land Heidi- wonderful cute couple
John Legend- i am still waiting for u my love…LOL