I don’t follow British “glamour model” Katie “Jordan” Price’s trials and tribulations like, say, Michael K at D-listed. Sure, I get the kitsch value of Price, but I find her too trashy to even care for the most part. With that in mind, I’m going to attempt to give an update on the Price situation now. Price married her boyfriend Alex Reid in Las Vegas yesterday, stunning the world! Reid is a boxer. And a drag queen named Roxanne. And Price is orange. And dumb. And a famewh-re. So… match made in heaven! Love for the ages!

KATIE PRICE has married Alex Reid in a secret ceremony in Las Vegas, just hours after telling OK! their wedding plans.

Model Katie Price married Celebrity Big Brother winner Alex Reid in a ceremony at Las Vegas’ Wynn Hotel yesterday afternoon (midnight UK time).

Katie, 31, exclusively announced her decision to wed 34-year-old Alex in yesterday’s issue of OK!.

After the 22-minute ceremony, the couple announced: “We are very much in love and look forward to the future together. We can’t wait to get back and celebrate our marriage with our friends and family who we know fully support our wishes.”

Katie – who raises three children, Harvey, seven, Junior, four, and two-year-old Princess Tiaamii with ex-husband Peter Andre – had been keen to wed Alex as soon as the couple arrived in Vegas earlier this week.

A source said: “They wanted to have the ceremony as soon as they got to Vegas, but the bridal stores weren’t open so she couldn’t get a dress.

“She had her fashion team trawling all over town for a gown. In the end she just had to make do.”

The couple – who were spotted shopping for rings just hours before the ceremony – exclusively told OK! of their engagement plans.

Katie said: “This year I will marry Alex and I’m going to have his kids…I’ll change [my name on] my passport, cheque book, everything. I want to be traditional, the way marriage is meant to be.”

Katie exclusively revealed to OK!: “I wish I’d met Alex six years ago. He’s perfect in every way. He’s a proper gentleman…Every man I’ve been with, I’d never buy a house with them, never buy a car with them. But I said to Alex, forget my house, we should buy a house together.

“I’m going to downsize so we can both afford it. We’ll have our joint account, whatever we earn together will go in one pot and everything will be paid out of that. It will be completely equal. So there’s no egos, who earns the most. I’ve never done that with a guy and that’s what I’m doing with Alex.”

Katie and Alex met just weeks after she split from husband Pete back in May last year. They have been dating since last July.

Alex and Katie briefly broke up last year, after she dumped him on live TV during her exit interview on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!, just hours after he was rumoured to have flown to Australia to propose.

But the model said she had been “heartbroken” at breaking off the relationship, and the couple were reunited.

A spokesman for Katie, 31, and Alex said: “Their decision to marry has not been made with any pre-conceived commercial plan or media deal in place, and their reason for getting married is purely down to their love for each other.”

[From OK! Magazine]

I have something horrible to admit. If I had no idea who Alex Reid was, if I had no idea he was with Katie Price, or that he was a drag queen named Roxanne, or that he was so… dumb, I might find him slightly attractive. I mean, just on pure aesthetics, I’m ashamed to admit that I don’t find him unattractive. I’ll go curl up and die now.

But before I go, I will say something else – I think Katie Price hooked herself another one who is afraid of vaginas.

Katie and Alex in Las Vegas on February 2, 2010, hours before their elopement. Also, in Vegas on February 1, 2010. Credit: WENN.