Courtney Love just gave an interview to Access Hollywood in which she did the typical Courtney Love hypocritical thing she always does. She starts off by telling Billy Bush how she’s been sober for three and a half years. But she seems disoriented and slightly slurring through the whole interview. It’s a little difficult to pinpoint, but something’s definitely off. She speaks in these bizarre half-thoughts that don’t make sense. You’re just left to guess what she means. Courtney talks about how Britney Spears is going down a dangerous path. Thanks for the insight. And then talks about how only three people have ever been strapped to gurneys.

“I know the exactitudes of what’s going on, having been there,” Love said.

Now 43, her disheveled courtroom days and bizarre antics are behind her – at least for now.

“Here is what’s gonna happen if she doesn’t get help — something very, very bad is gonna happen,” Love explained of Britney. “Marilyn Monroe was strapped to a gurney too, but other then me and Britney, no one else has ever been strapped to a gurney.”

[From Access Hollywood]

Well if Courtney can use a word like “exactitudes” then clearly she’s got her shit together and we should listen to what she has to day. When you watch the clip of the interview, she doesn’t make anymore sense than she does when you read it. The comment about the gurneys is so bizarre. First off it’s very random. And it’s an incomplete thought. Is Courtney implying that she and Marilyn Monroe and Britney Spears are the only people EVER to be strapped to gurneys? It seems impossible that she could actually mean something so stupid, yet what she says is, “no one else has ever been strapped to a gurney.” I’m assuming that she means no other celebrity? You’re left to just fill in the blanks, and it’s like she’s assuming that you can naturally follow her random chain of thought.

Love also goes on to tell how she’s advised Lindsay Lohan. But of course she still seems like she’s deranged and slurring.

Now in a much more peaceful place, Love told Access, she’s ready to reach out to Spears and she also claims to once have confronted Lindsay Lohan.

“I went up to Lohan’s room one time and there was a show on called ‘101 Celebrity Oops’ and I am like every other one you know, boobs out, legs everywhere throwing **** at Madonna, you know, whatever. I’m like Lindsay, ‘Look! Drugs are bad!’” Love recalled.

[From Access Hollywood]

When you hear Courtney actually say this, it sounds like she’s joking about the drugs being bad. Truly, until you get to a place in your life where you have peace and stability – and other people seem to view you as a calm and rational force – it’s probably not a good idea to give a lot of advice to others. Courtney’s just not in a place to tell other people how to live.

Here’s the video, thanks to The Huffington Post: