Ha! This story just struck me as ridiculously funny, and I know that admitting that makes me a horrible person. Apparently, there’s a rumor going around Palm Beach, Florida that Donald Trump and his third wife, Melania, are having some relationship problems. The whole thing might stem from the fact that Donald seems to be spending more and more time alone in Palm Beach while Melania stays in New York with their nearly four-year-old son (I know, I keep thinking their kid is just a baby, but he’s turns four in March, despite this report claiming Barron is five). The Donald has already denied the alleged relationship trouble, but his hilarious denial kind of just added fuel to the fire when he claimed that Melania had to stay in New York with the kid because of school on Friday evenings. Seriously!
The Palm Beach Daily News which isn’t exactly known for wild speculation reported earlier this week that the marriage of Donald Trump is in trouble. The Donald says that just isn’t true and he told the newspaper that also. “There was a report in the Palm Beach Daily News that Melania and I are having problems, and it is 100% false, as I told them.”
The rumors started because Donald has been spending weekends alone in Palm Beach while his family stays behind in New York. His explanation for this is “Melania used to come with me to Palm Beach every weekend, but now that we have a young son, his school comes first.”
He went on to say that their five year old son has school on Friday evenings so the family has to stay in New York. OK, first things first here. I’m sure there are kids who have school in the evenings. But Friday evenings? Really? He is five. That part doesn’t make any sense. Second of all, if he is so enamored of his family why don’t they fly to Palm Beach after school ends? It isn’t like Donald is flying commercial. The plane leaves when he wants it to leave. The kid is five. How late is he staying in school at night? Finally, why is he going down every weekend? Stay at home with your family. Just because he is in school Friday evenings still leaves Saturdays and Sundays that the family could be together. I smell lots of trouble here.
[From Crazy Days and Nights via Gossip Rocks]
School on Friday evenings! Hilarious. When I was in college, it was difficult for me to make it to class on Thursday mornings, I can’t even imagine what it would have been like if classes were held on Friday evenings. Regardless of the “Friday evening school” shenanigans for a three-year-old (for real!), what do you think? Is there trouble is gold-plated paradise? I think there’s something there!
is it me or does melania always look constipated? geez, honey, pick up a case of that activia jamie lee curtis shills. can’t hurt. might even help you stop squinting all the time.
I love the apprentice.
Of course they’re having trouble – she’s about to turn 40. That’s her expiration date, I’m sure.
That does sound like the lamest excuse in the world. What does the kid have, dinner meetings about next week’s sandbox schedule? Come on.
I’ve never found her to be all that pretty, but compared to him, she’s gorgeous!
Run Melania Run.
Tiki, to me with all the lip work, she looks like a duck! When she was in the Aflac commercials, I used to fall over laughing. I can just picture her quacking…
@tiki, Maybe it’s just the oppose. Maybe she’s on the enemas and laxative diet? It could be just clenching. haha
She seems nice to me. He is rich she is very beautiful. I am no fan of HIS but I hope she lands on her feet, with or without Mr. Trump. I will give him this: he has raised nice children.
Ivana is available again. The Donald could bring this thing full circle.
Haha, Leticia! Listen, The Donald dropped Marla Maples at about this same point, right? Expiration date! Melania should start attorney-hunting season now, because Donald must have a cutie stashed away in Palm Beach. Remember the famous line from “Goodfellas?” Friday night is for the girlfriend.
Surpriiiiiise!!!
Is there an ego out there Mr. Trump can mix with?
ok, are we shocked by this?
Melania, honey, make sure you follow Ivana’s advice: Don’t get mad, get EVERYTHING!!!!
Would anyone really be surprised if there was trouble in the Trump household?
Please, can we not call anything from CDAN a “report”?
Also, what relationship? More like a contract. I have few doubts that either genuinely care for one another. He needed a trophy wife, and she needed a sugar daddy. End of story.
It’s simple. She’s getting too old. He’s on to the next dumb-cluck twenty something.
@ tiki, you are too funny!!
She has done her 5 years…it’s about time to move on
“Expiration Date” LOL – well done. Melania’s face looks painful. Donald is disgusting & disloyal to all the woman in his life.
hello, bella! i can tell you all with out a doubt that they are having trouble and the trouble is that she just keeps aging! poor donald has tried every thing but she refuses to stay young enough to be his child’s child… lol
That man’s face is of a color not found in nature.
They always have that “I smell shit” look on their faces!
Poor Melania. His next wife is being born as we speak.
Why “poor Melania”? She knew what she was getting, and what he was getting in return. She gets some of his money, and he gets a trophy wife. Once she cannot meet her end of the bargain anymore (old age, or whatever), what did she think would happen? Just like rich old men who’s young beautiful ex-wife want their money. Uh, what ELSE did you think they wanted from you?
What’s sad is there are probably countless young “Melanias” that would stand in line for a shot at this man.
If anyone has reached an expiration date, it’s Donald. Kissing him would be like kissing the ass of a goat.
I think she looks so much like him that he’ll never dump her. He loves himself too much! Really look at their faces, they must use the same plastic surgeon.
LMAO @ Tiki!
Personally I have never understood how this woman is some sort of international beauty/supermodel she looks pretty ordinary though vaguely disgruntled to me..agree with Tiki needs a big lax. Hysterical that their little fellow has such a tight schedule at school that he cannot commit to flying down to Palm Beach at the weekend.
That’s a man, Maury!
She really does have a perma-constipation face. I think Donald and Ivana should just remarry and live happily ever after.
Oh, come on can’t you see she has been watching America’s Next Top Model…She’s trying to smize lol.
Many women are using Botox early to ward off future wrinkles. Maybe Melania has gone a little overboard with the Botox.
Is he wearing make-up or lipstick of some kind? What I don’t understand is how any woman can bring herself to have sex with that man. I look at that first picture, and I cannot bring myself to imagine kissing that mouth. Can you imagine that open slurpy orifice on you? (Let’s change the subject, Please!)
They asked her once if she would have married him if he didn’t have all that money. Her response was great, “Would he have married me if I wasn’t beautiful?” I thought that was kind of witty. She is beautiful, but she looks like a cat in the 2nd picture. They both look a little bit like cats.
This is by far one of my favorite post you have done, i disagree on some points but most of the points you made i can respect.