Yesterday was a good day for powerful men looking idiotic on big stages. First Jeff Bezos face-planted as he ran to greet the all-woman Blue Origin crew. Then, a short time later, JD Vance “fumbled” the College Football Playoff’s national championship trophy in the middle of the White House event honoring the Ohio State Buckeyes. After watching the video multiple times, I still don’t understand why Vance even felt the need to touch the trophy, much less try to pick it up. According to the NYT, the trophy “consists of separate components — a 12-inch bronze base, and a 26-and-a-half-inch trophy made from 24-karat gold, bronze and stainless steel. Together, the pieces weigh 50 pounds.” Vance was literally too weak to hold it without fumbling:
Again, why did he even try to pick it up in the first place? It’s not his, he didn’t win it, he was not on the team. Why try to handle a trophy that doesn’t belong to you?? You know he pulls that sh-t at home too, I bet VP Butterfingers is constantly weaponizing his incompetence and physical weakness around Usha and their kids. “I can’t hold the kid, he’s gotten too big!” “I can’t help you with the groceries, I’ll just drop them!” Vance tried to joke about the incident online (below). Unfortunately, this whole thing went down a short time after Donald Trump told El Salvador’s president to build more prisons for “home-grown” Americans. So people weren’t in the mood for “jokes.” Anyway, this is just another reminder that these are the dumbest losers ever.
I didn’t want anyone after Ohio State to get the trophy so I decided to break it https://t.co/rS3Vw3BdO6
— JD Vance (@JDVance) April 14, 2025
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- United States Vice President JD Vance arrives at a joint press conference with United States President Donald Trump and President Emmanuel Macron of France in the East Room of the White House in Washington, DC on Monday, February 24, 2025. Copyright: xBonniexCashx/,Image: 968626554, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: imago is entitled to issue a simple usage license at the time of provision. Personality and trademark rights as well as copyright laws regarding art-works shown must be observed. Commercial use at your own risk., Model Release: no, Credit line: IMAGO/Bonnie Cash / Pool via CNP /MediaPunch/Avalon
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- Vice President JD Vance makes remarks at the National Catholic Prayer Breakfast at the Walter E. Washington Convention Center Featuring: Vice President JD Vance Where: Washington, District of Columbia, United States When: 28 Feb 2025 Credit: Will Oliver/POOL via CNP/INSTARimages.com
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- United States Vice President JD Vance speaks as US President Donald Trump meets with Irish Taoiseach Micheal Martin in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, DC Featuring: JD Vance Where: Washington, District of Columbia, United States When: 12 Mar 2025 Credit: POOL via CNP/INSTARimages.com
Such a deeply punchable face.
My thoughts exactly.
So much eyeliner…between him and agent orange, there’s a lot of males wearing make up in the WH…are they trying to tell us something or create a new look?
Ick. Ick. Ick. Ick. Ick.
These are the dudes that the male 18-24 crowd think are “cool”. Bunch of fucking dweebs–all of them–except more dangerous.
JD: don’t use oil-based eye makeup remover.
All that testosterone surrounding him must have left him weak in the knees.
Hah!
This moment and Bezos falling on his face were my favorite parts of yesterday.
So much wining for the mediocre stale white middle aged men.
same! i cackled when i saw it in the morning and nearly choked on my oatmeal – Jeff Bezo’s giving vibes of that kid who wants to budge into the line with their elbows aloft at school to be first and then killing it. Meme’s forever, Merci Bezos!
ANd Bezos was staging a beautiful reunion photo of himself with his fiancee. Major fail.
He’s looking for attention because he feels he’s not getting enough.
CNN put up a visual of where everyone’s office in in proximity to the Oval office and Vance’s office is the furthest away. Kind of says it all.
How humiliating. Love this for him.
Just like what he’s trying to do to our country.
Exactly!
“I didn’t want anybody to benefit from living in a democracy, so I broke it.”
This clown tried to berate Zelensky in the White House and it turns out he can’t even be trusted to hold a trophy that a football team won.
Well since it was Ohio State, then oh well. Sorry, not sorry, lol. This administration is a giant fumble so I think this was appropriate for this to happen.
Everything Trump and Co. touches turns to crap.
Go sit on the couch, JD.
Or whatever it is he does on couches-such a clown.
I’m afraid karma will never come for the Mad King. But there’s still time for JD Vance! He loves to mock Democrats on social media so it’s great he’s the 🎯 here. The only award he’ll ever win is most unpopular VP in history.
His karma – their karma is ripening
College football fans and OSU haters laughed long & hard at Eyeliner dropping the trophy. Hoping it’s an omen and they don’t win another trophy for years to come. But I digress. It’s well known the trophy is 2 pieces and heavy as hell. Thank goodness it wasn’t the crystal one.
This just made my day and it’s only 10:00 am.
That dude pointed to the table and told him to put it down! I laughed. Then he still had to hold it, but could only handle the top and it covered his face in the video. All because Trump got the football helmet and poor baby was jealous. Someone get him his pacifier, wah, wah.
My guess is he wanted to white mansplain to the “boys” on how to hold a trophy. He’s the pathetic wannabe that tries too hard to be cool in front of people that are actually cool. Those kids deserved better but at least they got a laugh too.
Ohio State deserves no less for trademarking the word “the.”
No, seriously. They hold a trademark on “the.”
??? ‘The’ true OSU is Oregon State University, anyway. 😉
💯💯💯💯, @beaniebean
I know this goes without saying but I’m gonna say it: What if Joe Biden had dropped a trophy or face-planted yesterday? [screams into the void]
Sometimes I struggle to read the political posts just bc I’m so so constantly angry(…I do still read them and we need them and thank u guys!) But this one? Not a problem. Amazing.
The asshole can’t even hold something in his hands without dropping it–may every moment of his be an embarrassment or a humiliation. Moron.
After this, the NHL is really hoping a Canadian team wins the finals so JD won’t get a chance to drop the Stanley Cup.
I am, too, tbh. For a lot of reasons but also now this. All the facepalm in the world.