You remember Lindsay Lohan’s epic, delusional, lie-filled interview with The Sun yesterday? Well, it turns out the interview is a two-parter. Gah! Sidenote: Rumor is that The Sun paid a pretty penny for these interviews. Anyway, yesterday’s piece was all about Lindsay and drugs. Namely, about how she doesn’t do them because of her three rehab visits or whatever. I couldn’t follow her cracked-out train of thought. In Part 2 of the interview, we get to hear about Lindsay’s relationship with Samantha Ronson, whom Lindsay claims she’s still in love with. I actually believe that – I think Sam is/was Lindsay’s great love, and that Lindsay pretty much self-destructed during the course of that relationship, probably because Lindsay’s so f-cked up about drugs, love, sex, self-esteem, family and life in general. Here’s the Sam part of the interview… and Lindsay also discusses Calum Best, Colin Farrell and Heath Ledger:

LINDSAY LOHAN today tells all about her lesbian relationship with SAMANTHA RONSON – and says she wants her lover back. The Hollywood tearaway had a fiery 18-month fling with DJ Sam. It ended last April after the pair were frequently pictured fighting and crying in public.

Bisexual Lindsay, who has had three stints in rehab, says she will never love another woman and plans to go back to BOYS if she can’t win Sam back.

Mean Girls star Lindsay says: “I never really thought about women before, it kind of just happened with Samantha. It surprised me. We’re still in touch. We live in the same apartment building in LA and see each other often. She has always been one of my best friends. If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to. We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don’t know.”

Former child actress Lindsay – nicknamed Li-Lo – admits her relationship with Sam was “passionate”. She also reveals they split because Sam’s family and friends did not approve of her and the way her life is constantly played out in front of the paparazzi.

She says: “There have been a lot of ups and downs. Her family is very involved in her relationships and that was difficult. I think Samantha was growing as a celebrity and a musician and I think that might have scared her family. But I’ve always been her biggest supporter and, yeah, I love her.”

“All the fighting stuff was just because all her friends had got involved and made me an outcast, which wasn’t fair to Samantha. I think it was a jealousy thing in terms of her becoming more famous than the rest of them. She kind of does what she wants now. It’s changed, so who’s to say we won’t be together again?”

Lindsay will say little on the men in her life, admitting only that former fling Colin Farrell was “a long time ago”, and that Calum Best was “over really quickly and not worth talking about. Next!”.

When I ask about Heath Ledger, the late Batman star she was rumoured to be secretly dating when he died of an overdose in January 2008, she goes quiet and says only: “That’s kind of a touchy subject. Sorry. He was a really good friend to me for a long time and it was really sad when that happened.”

But she is happy to talk about Sam and claims most of their time together was happy and peaceful, despite dozens of pictures of Lindsay looking worse for wear after nights out with Sam ended in tears.

She says: “Maybe I was upset, or we had a tiff about something stupid. A picture can tell a thousand different words and lies. They want the negative, they want the drama. They want to say, ‘Oh Lindsay’s distraught, here we go again, should Sam leave?’. Mostly it was great. Everyone has ups and downs, it’s normal. But in front of the public eye they’re going to take the downs and make it seem like they’re a million times worse. That comes with the territory.”

“It was a big deal for me because I’ve never had a relationship as public as that, especially being with a girl for the first time. That was really scary for me. But I didn’t care because I love her.”

[From The Sun]

The interviewer from The Sun (Emma Cox) notes several little details about Lindsay: Lindsay’s life is chaotic, she’s very flaky and keeps people waiting; she chain-smokes, and she “picks at a plate of fish” (so she’s not eating). Lindsay also “looks older than her 23 years” and she’s “tiny”. Cox also notes that “none of us are particularly taken with Ms Lohan…But when you hear about her childhood with two warring parents and a father who was in and out of jail, it becomes clear she is something of a damaged young girl.”

More quotes from the interview:

Lindsay says: “When you’re young in school, people think you’re bragging. I just didn’t want the drama of all that. My childhood was very… well, my mom was amazing but my dad was there and then not there.”

Lindsay, who has three younger siblings – brother Michael, sister Aliana and youngest brother Dakota – says: “Your family should be your security blanket. I don’t know why he did that, to be honest. My Dad experimented with drugs including cocaine and I think maybe that had a lot to do with it. When I was younger he would disappear for three days then show up and we’d be walking on eggshells because we would be nervous of what he would say or do.”

“I would put myself in between him and my siblings and do the best I could to protect them. Maybe I didn’t realize how much it was affecting me as a person and what it could do to me in the long run. He never hit me, it was more verbal.”

She even claimed: “When I was younger he hit my mum, but I don’t really remember that part of it. I think my family is part of the reason I’ve made mistakes. I think it’s just the pressure of wanting to please everyone. That’s always been hard.”

[From The Sun]

And finally, because it seems like all Rupert Murdoch-owned publications are going to run stories about Lindsay Lohan today, Page Six reports that when Lindsay flew from London to Atlantic City, she demanded two things from her hotel: “She said she was suffering from jet lag and requested that a doctor be on call to administer B12 shots if needed. Her other demand was two cartons of cigarettes.” Page Six also claims that Lindsay criticized the deejay at the hotel’s event, “telling the crowd ‘a certain ex-girlfriend’ could teach him ‘what songs to play’ — a reference to Samantha Ronson.” Ugh.