Before everyone gets all “Kesha killed a zebra with her bare hands and wore the skin because she was drunk off her ass”, you should know that she’s dressed like a drunk zebra for a reason. She was performing at a “secret” My Space gig in London where, apparently, everyone had to dress up like animals. As for the drunk thing, well, she’s always drunk.

In case you were blinded by the zebra print, The Blemish pointed out that Kesha is carrying a staff, asking “Is she a shaman or a zebra or a shaman zebra? This makes no sense.” So, I get the zebra outfit (sort of), but the staff is really what bothers me. Oh, yeah, I’m also bothered by the fact that Kesha exists. But that’s another story.

Kesha’s actually been all over the news lately. Just because I usually roll my eyes at her drunk ass, doesn’t mean that she’s not the next big thing. And by “big thing” I mean “one hit wonder who will have a spectacular crash and burn.” Over the weekend, the New York Daily News reported that Kesha and Adam Lambert had some kind of makeout session. Lambert said in an interview: “She’s really pretty and we were laughing and we just started kissing. It was pretty innocent to be honest with you. I mean, it wasn’t too dirty.” Which probably means that he thought she was “squishy” and “too masculine” for his tastes. I jest!

Let‘s see, what else… Oh, she claimed that she doesn‘t care about all of the money she’s making, saying: “I can’t stand pretentious people. I think growing up without money has taught me not to take myself seriously. I’m the same person I was when I was selling clothes to buy a taco for dinner, I just have a few extra bucks. I bought a 1998 Honda car, which I needed. I don’t believe in wasting money when there are people in the world who can’t eat. If I earn a lot of money, I’ll treat myself, but I’m not going to be ridiculous. I think it’s kind of gross. I don’t like spending money on stuff. I may buy some instruments though.” That’s our drunk zebra!

Kesha in London on February 23, 2010. Credit: INFphoto.com