People Magazine has a semi-snarky brief report on Ryan Phillippe’s antics after his split with girlfriend Abbie Cornish. They make it sound like he’s chasing after anything in a skirt and doesn’t have a type. First he’s all over one girl, then he got distracted by another, then he was with another group of girls. It sounds like a fun night out, but if reports are to be believed, Ryan had plenty of those in the months leading up to his breakup.

Newly single, Ryan Phillippe was definitely in a party mode at Teddy’s inside the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, where he mingled with several female clubgoers. Sporting a tight gray T-shirt, the actor hopped on the dancefloor and started getting down with somebody while Samantha Ronson spun tunes from the deejay booth. The actor and his lady friend were flirting, but then Phillippe started focusing his attention on a brunette. The two talked closely, getting pretty hands-on with each other as they danced. At one point Phillippe, who had a vodka drink in his hands all night, made a lap into the hotel’s lobby, where he chatted up a few more girls before returning to the club.

[From People]

The best part of the Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish breakup story was the aftermath, which Kaiser already reported but I’ll recap. Ryan desperately tried to quash Abbie’s claim that she dumped him and moved out with his own PR person’s report that he’s the one who dumped her and kicked her out of his home. (Which is incredible, by the way. I wouldn’t move out of there willingly.)

OK! reported that the break could have happened because Abbie suspected Ryan of secretly reuniting with Reese for some hot sex, but I doubt Reese would be having that. She seems like she’s too strong and took too much of Ryan’s sh*t to hook up with him again. He’s the one who cheated on her with Abbie in the first place. The way I’m seeing it, Abbie just got fed up with Ryan’s womanizing ways. It bears repeating over and over “If he cheats with you…”

Bill Zwecker, the gossip columnist in the Chicago Sun Times, reports that a source tells him Ryan “has a Tiger Woods problem,” aka a wandering dick. No woman can validate those kind of men who have a near-bottomless need for reassurance and attention. So they go around trying to bed anyone who will have them while their partners sit home dealing with the worst of their sh*t. Maybe Abbie learned her lesson and will pick a guy who isn’t attached next time.