Howard Stern will hold a beauty pageant on March 10 featuring four of Tiger Woods’ mistresses. Competition categories will include “Swimsuit”, “Personality”, and “Talent.” It’s unknown which of Tiger’s mistresses will be appearing on Howard Stern, but given how many of them there are, and how many have spoken to the media, it would be useless to try and guess. Word has it that Rachel Uchitel, the alleged number one mistress, can’t compete due to the legal rules of her settlement with Tiger. She might be there as a cardboard cutout though. Wouldn’t it be ripe if the cardboard Rachel won?

Howard Stern is looking to crown Tiger Woods’ best mistress.

The shock jock has confirmed that a beauty pageant featuring the disgraced golfer’s many ex-lovers will take place on March 10, according to Britain’s The Times.

Four out of Woods’ 13 alleged mistresses are set to compete for a $100,000 prize sponsored by dating Web site AshleyMadison.com.

Though the identities of the women have yet to be revealed, the golfer’s number one mistress, Rachel Uchitel, is banned from participating due to a settlement agreement with Woods, reports TMZ.com.

But Uchitel’s friends have reportedly hatched a plan to send a cardboard cutout of the former cocktail waitress in her place.

Woods’ alleged mistresses will be judged in three categories: swimsuit, personality and talent.

No word yet on who will be rating the ladies, although Stern is said to have offered a judging spot to Woods’ estranged wife, Elin.

[From The NY Daily News]

Stern may be a couple months’ late with this pageant, but given the fact that Tiger finally said something about the scandal there’s a renewed interest.

There are a couple of stories about how Elin Woods is coping in the aftermath of her husband’s public confession and apology. OK! Magazine claims she’s upset at Tiger’s speech because he included a lot of personal information that he never discussed with her ahead of time, like the fact that he was continuing in therapy. They say that Tiger ditched couples therapy with Elin and that she felt like he was just saying what the public wanted to hear and isn’t putting in the effort to work on their relationship. “It hit her like a ton of bricks. He’s lied so many times – she feels betrayed all over again.” I’m not sure if anyone knows what Elin is thinking or if she felt hurt by the speech. On The Today Show on Monday, Hooda mentioned that she was annoyed by how much Tiger said “don’t blame Elin,” as if anyone ever did blame his wife for his behavior. Tiger did say that Elin didn’t abuse him and we shouldn’t blame her for that, but that was the extent of it. It’s not like he asked people not to blame her for his multiple affairs, but I could see how some would interpret it that way.

Radar Online reports that Elin is returning to her home in Orlando after jetting with Tiger and their children to Arizona, where he will attend another rehab. They quote a source that says “Tiger is trying to put his marriage back together, trying to prove to Elin that he’s changed. She hasn’t committed to staying in the marriage but the fact that she has been participating in his therapy and went away with him is a big step toward the two of them staying married.” Maybe she should listen to Howard Stern’s beauty pageant and watch some of the interviews with her husband’s various mistresses before she makes up her mind.