So I was drooling over these new photos of Clive Owen’s manly hotness, and I came across something that scared the dickens out of me. First – this is Clive over the weekend in Milan, where he took in the Armani fashion show, just because that’s the way Clive rolls, you know? Paris? No. London? No. Milan? Of course, Clive says with that delicious twinkle in his eye, I will go to Milan and wear an impeccable suit and give the cameras my best smug, “I’m always this f-cking sexy” look at Armani. Sigh.

Anyway, back to what scared me… these photos:

GAH!! There should be a warning siren and flashing lights to prepare innocent people who are just drooling over Clive Owen photos that Rachel Zoe is going to pop up. Never have I wanted to hurt Zoe so much as I do right now. Look at that bitch! She’s not even staring at him inappropriately! She’s not even looking at him! If you are one seat away from Clive Owen, wouldn’t you be staring, licking your lips, slowly undressing and practicing your speech (“Hello Clive, will you take me roughly on the runway?”)?

Anyhoodle, any excuse to run some Clive photos, I know. I hope Clive is going to present at the Oscars this year. He doesn’t have any movies coming out in the next few months, so probably not. But still! Wouldn’t that make my night? A little Clive on Oscar night. Mmm….

Clive Owen in Milan on February 27, 2010. Credit: WENN.