A couple of weeks ago, CB wrote about this interesting report in Star Magazine that basically claimed that Lady Gaga was a homewrecker. Allegedly, Gaga’s boyfriend was Matthew Williams, who worked on her style team, and was a member of the “Haus of Gaga”. Williams had been with a woman for a year and a half, and he and this other woman had a child together. Then, one day, Williams and the woman are no longer together and he and Gaga were spotted carting around Williams’ child.

Anyway, when Gaga was at yesterday’s London event for MAC cosmetics, she told The Daily Mirror that she and Williams are no longer together, and that she’s “celibate” now. She also said this totally strange thing about orgasms: “Orgasms are the biggest obstacles for women. Sex should be fun, beautiful and colourful but women get the short end of the stick. We’re just receivers. We can’t talk about sex, we can’t sing about sex.” Oh, honey. Gaga, I tell you this because I love you – you need to get laid, girl. You need to get laid by someone who knows what they’re doing. Someone not involved on your “style team”.

With her array of outrageously raunchy outfits, one could be forgiven for presuming the Lady is Ga-Gagging for it. But no – apparently the singer says she’s taken a vow of celibacy after splitting from her boyfriend. The singer has announced she’s single after breaking up with Matthew Williams – a member of her off-thewall creative team Haus of GaGa.

She said at the launch of her Viva Glam charity launch in London: “I’m single. I haven’t got time to spend on the road to get to know anyone. Even Lady GaGa can be celibate, you don’t have to have sex to be loved.”

And forget Bad Romance, it seems GaGa has been getting some seriously bad sex.

Wearing a giant flowered hat, she moaned: “Orgasms are the biggest obstacles for women. Sex should be fun, beautiful and colourful but women get the short end of the stick. We’re just receivers. We can’t talk about sex, we can’t sing about sex.”

GaGa, who is on tour around the UK, says she has found another way to satisfy her needs – the love of her fans.

She said: “I joke that I don’t have a house, I carry all my s*** on the road, wigs, clothes, everything.

“My fans are my roommates.” Blimey – must get a bit crowded. She went on: “The thing that keeps me warm at night is my sense of self. When I see my beautiful fans I feel how much they protect and mean to me. It would be irresponsible if I didn’t protect them and teach young people to be self-expressive, to love yourself.”

Shame no one’s taught her about punctuality. The diva kept her celeb fans including Agyness Deyn and Henry Holland waiting for 90 minutes for the launch at Il Bottaccio in West London.

She was only staying five minutes away too. Well, at least we know she wasn’t busy having sex…

[From The Daily Mirror]

Eh, as for the rest of it, I’ll buy that Gaga is “celibate” when she’s on tour. I can’t even imagine how exhausting it is to perform for two or three hours, dancing and singing on stage and giving it your all (as Gaga seems to do), and then try to work up the energy for sex. She’s not a machine! But I still think she needs to get laid. By someone really good. I hear Gerard Butler will sleep with anyone.