I think Lindsay Lohan must have a really good dealer in Paris, because she looks cracked out of her skull in these photos, taken yesterday as Lindsay sat front-row at John Galliano’s Fall/Winter collection runway show. Previously, it was reported that Galliano’s people didn’t let Crackface into the Dior show on Friday, which I’m not sure was the case. I think they initially rejected her, but she was still invited to the party. And then she got to come to Galliano’s show on Sunday. Which is a pretty good deal for Lindsay, considering she’s not worthy of any of it, and she doesn’t care enough to show up anywhere sober.

Meanwhile, most people thought that the whole point of Lindsay’s trip to Paris was all about showing up for the new collection of Ungaro, where she was thought to be the “artistic director”. When the Ungaro collection showed last season, most people thought is was the ugliest, most ridiculous stuff ever – lots of pasties and crack-wear. And yet, Lindsay remained as “artistic director”. Or so it seemed. Lindsay didn’t show up for this morning’s Ungaro show, and Angaro’s owner told Women’s Wear Daily (via HuffPo) that Lindsay is “not involved in this collection”:

After last season’s collection of hearts and pasties, actress Lindsay Lohan had nothing to do with Monday morning’s Emanuel Ungaro show, WWD reports. Ungaro owner Asim Abdullah told WWD Lohan is “not involved in this collection,” and although she turned up in other designers’ front rows, Lohan didn’t attend the Ungaro show. There’s no word yet on whether she still holds the Artistic Adviser title.

[From HuffPo]

Man, I hope she was fired. But I wish it had been done more publicly. Or wouldn’t it be interesting if Lindsay actually thought she was still the artistic director all this time, and Ungaro just strung it on her, like “Actually, you’re fired.”

Wouldn’t you fire this crackface?