This story is so gross, so hilarious, so ridiculous, I’m kind of thinking it just might be true. According to Life & Style Magazine, Demi Moore was attending a party at the Chateau Marmont recently. She brought her purse-holder Ashton Kutcher and her oldest daughter Rumer. While at the party, Demi decided to do a pole dance. Which is funny enough because, I mean, isn’t Demi afraid a strong wind will bust something on her face? But I digress. So, Demi did a pole dance, and then… she “encouraged Rumer to join her.” Gawd, MOM, stop embarrassing me!!!
Mothers and daughters like to shop together — but pole dancing? That’s what Striptease star Demi Moore, 47, and daughter Rumer Willis, 21, did for fun at a party at the Chateau Marmont in LA on Feb. 27.
“There was a pole at the bash, and Demi thought it would be fun to show everyone she still has what it takes,” a partygoer tells Life & Style. “Demi even spun around the pole upside down. It was incredible.”
Then it was Rumer’s turn, as stepdad Ashton Kutcher and A-listers Jennifer Aniston and Leonardo DiCaprio, among others, looked on.
“It was strange, but Demi encouraged Rumer to join her,” says the partygoer. “Everyone was cheering, and Leo gave Ashton a high-five. Ashton put his arms around both Demi and Rumer and looked like the proudest man in the room.”
[From Life & Style]
If my mother ever pole danced, I would check her into the hospital for fear she had a personality-altering brain tumor. If my mother even mentioned a wayward desire to pole dance, I would ask her to be quiet, lest I need to bleach my brain. But this could be the answer to many questions I have about Rumer, and why she is the way she is. Not that she’s a bad kid or anything, she just seems a little full of herself with very little actual talent to back up that ego. But if you had that mother, you would have some personality quirks too.
Demi and Rumer on September 3, 2009 and August 20. Credit: WENN.
She looks so much like her dad- none of the kds look like Demi. Bruce must have strong genes
i love the image of leo high fiving ashton, like ‘yeah dude’ kick ass wife. i see high schoolers doing that. what fucking losers.
Demi used to be a movie star. Now?? She twitters and pole dances with her daughter? Is she still considered a legitimate “star”? Seems like she’s falling into the likes of the Kardashians.
IDK, they are both adults. Better than say, teaching her to do lines off the runway floor, no
Ew. I cannot imagine having a mother like that…a mother that probably has never read a book, and is obsessed with looks and “sexiness” to the exclusion of ANYTHING else. How f-ing PATHETIC is it to imagine a mother passing on the skankiness to the next generation of mindless, vapid, programmed hookerbot? And people actually ASPIRE to the celebtard life, like this is something normal and desirable! Ughh. Demi needs to SIT DOWN, KNOCK IT OFF AND READ A F-ING BOOK or something, this manufactured, desperate sexiness is just pathetic. But I’m just being stupid, Demi isn’t any more capable of stopping this than any of the other laughable skanks in Hollywood, this is all they know how to do. She’ll be 80 and still clinging to this persona…poor, poor thing.
And poor ugly Rumer, no amount of pole dancing or degrading sex acts that she’s willing to do (you know, ugly women have to try harder and will do anything for attention and to “feel pretty and loved”) can make that ugly potato head attractive. That’s gotta be rough, expected to be sexy when you’re just plain hideous. What do you do? How do you cope? LOL, not by reading a book or getting an education, apparently! Whatever….
Demi, your cheek implants are falling. Must have come loose when you rattled your brains on the pole.
Jesus, no thank you, ladies.
Yuk.
*Sniff, sniff* Is that the scent of Demi’s desperation I smell?
@Whaaathu say: That was awfully harsh, dontcha think?
I’m not a fan of Demi Moore’s, and never really have been. She’s getting to the age now where she should put on a little weight to look younger. Like Teri Hatcher and Madonna, being so skinny is starting to make Demi look older than she should.
And, I haven’t seen Rumer Willis actually act in anything, but every interview I’ve seen of her she seems like a genuinely modest and down-to-earth girl. She didn’t get to just become famous because of her parentage like the Miley Cyrus’ of the world. Her parents kept her pretty grounded (she grew up in Idaho, worked a retail job, had to do chores, etc. just like the rest of us). She was absolutely adorable on the Bonnie Hunt Show several months back. And she’s doing the best she can overcoming being ‘blessed’ with Bruce Willis’s jawline. She’s not gorgeous, but I think she’s adorable.
#6, Made me laugh. Now I’m gonna say something that some you may not like.
I bet JA was relieved there was someone with a bigger chin in the room. Bring it. I deserve it.
I bet she could give her a pole smoking lesson also!
Demi looks so much like my older sister that it’s frightening.. vagina armpits, chicken neck and all. I love my sis, and I love Demi !!
Nah, I’m not trying to be harsh, just realistic. This is how the world works for these celebs, and I don’t consider it mean to point it out. These women are not valued for anything other than their t*ts and ass, which is a very limiting life to live, but it is what it is.
As for Rumer living this supposed “normal life in Idaho”, it’s all celebtard PR. Never, EVER EVER believe ANYTHING that comes out of any celebtard’s mouth because 99% of what they say is a flat out LIE. I don’t know exactly what went on in their Idaho life, but I can make a few guesses and it’s far from this idealized “normal” upbringing that they’d like to sell to us. Rumer is no different than her mother, who is no different than every other Hollywood actress. Only the background lies are different, to make us think that they are not all the same when they are. Believe it.
Oh, and NOBODY that ugly gets into Hollywood unless their parents are someone. You cannot seriously believe that her parents had nothing to do with it, right? Seriously? And if she’s done chores and worked a retail job for real, I’ll eat my hat. Just because she SAYS she did does not make it so….
I wish Demi would just grow up for once, and I wish no one would ever take another picture of Rumor again.
I can imagine this perfectly.
Demi: “See Rumer, it’s like this.”
Rumer: “Mom, get down, you’re humiliating me!”
Demi: “I’m just trying to show you how it’s done for when you have to do it at the gentlemen’s club you’ll be working at, because you’re never going to make it as an actress.”
Rumer: “Moooooom…”
Demi: “Don’t ‘mom’ me, Rumer, just get up here and don’t forget your paper bag.”
Rumer: “But I don’t wanna wear a bag over my head.”
Demi: “And the guys at the strip clubs don’t wanna look at your face, so c’mon, hop to it young lady.”
Rumer: “Siiiigh…”
well, demi went through a lot of pole dancing training for her role in “striptease”, so they may just have been goofing around in reference to that. i really don’t find it offensive.
How embarrassing. But considering it’s Demi we’re talking about, the kids are all probably used to it.
@Whaatchu say: You’re right. Every single actress in the industry is EXACTLY the same. Same background, same lifestyle, same everything-that-come-out-of-their-mouth-is-crap-ness, etc. From Lindsay Lohan to Helen Mirren. Liars and hos all of ’em. Thank goodness we have you here to enlighten us. I have since thrown my tv out the window since everything and everyone on it is full of nothing but sh*te.
But no, you’re completely realistic. I’m sorry, but calling someone an ‘ugly potatohead’ and ‘just plain hideous’ is completely mean-spirited–not ‘realistic’…
i hope this isn’t true, it’s too creepy and pathetic
Scarlet Vixen-
Believe what you want, quite frankly I don’t give a flying f*ck WHAT you think. However, I have read and done research about Hollywood for years, and this is what I have found out. You can choose to keep your head in the sand, which is your right, or you can wake up and stop drinking the Kool-aid that these people dish up. If you choose to be manipulated by them and their BS, so be it. It’s your life 🙂
Also, I guess I should lie and pretend that Rumer is simply gorgeous because her “feewings might get huwt”. OH BOO FREAKIN HOO. You put yourself in the public eye, you pay the price. Simple as that. I’d rather call it like I see it than be a mealy-mouthed liar. To me, Rumer IS a hideous potato head. After all, she was raised in Idaho…LOL!
Wow, I didn’t realize there were this many puritans on this site, lol! Pole dancing? Big flippin deal. It’s not like she actually stripped or something. And trust me, I’m no Demi Moore fan – her ship sailed LONG ago and it ain’t comin back into port anytime soon!
As for Rumer, I’m sorry, but the poor girl is FUGtastic. And I highly doubt she ever had a “retail job” or had to do chores. Puh-leez. She’s had her life handed to her on a silver platter. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but to believe she may have gotten any work in Hollywood on her own merit is past naive.
Awl… poor Rumer. She’s so… not pretty at all.
Y’know, from the side, her profile is very pretty. Then she turns her head and OH GOD WHY
Gatsby, stop! I almost shot milk out of my nose!
WOW. Demi is seriously creeping me out in these photos. Would someone please remind her she’s a mother and to act her age? Poor Rumer looks terrible in that first photo, awful fitting dress and awful tinted contacts.
Is it just me or is Demi ALWAYS puckering her lips up in photos?
Get with the times ladies. Pole dancing is not all about stripping and the sex industry anymore. It is actually an excellent, FUN workout.
Sounds like there are too many prudes in here.
And yeah I’d go with my Mum. She is fun and hip and wouldn’t sexualize it. It would be like going to gym together. At my local gym they have pole lessons! There are over 50 year olds there every time I go. You should all try it one day. It’s hard and it’s certainly entertaining to watch!
Vajayjay loooooves to dance around a pole! But this vaj believes a pole is no place for a sad potato.
I always figured that Willis girl was just waiting to stop growing to get her chin reduced. She’s 21 now, and perhaps has about another two years MAX of any sort of growth left, and of that it would be really minimal. She needs to get that chin fixed STAT. She isn’t exactly unattractive, she is not ugly, she’s just very hard to look at, because, to be blunt she looks malformed, and I mean that in the technical term. And when your looks are that distracting, you just aren’t going to get any good parts–no matter how talented she might be. (She’s not, but get that damn chin worked on anyway)
what happened to demis eyes? botox or surgery gone wrong?
If Rumer would smile, and not have that weird look she is always sporting, she might look halfway decent.
Isn’t it a mother’s duty to teach the daughter everything you know? LOL!
I do like Rumer’s dress, her earrings, the hair…she is a pretty girl with flawless skin.
She looks like her Dad…who rocks!
demi is NEVER going to grow up. she’ll be a twittering twat until she keels over or her face falls off. look who she married. another immature asshat. does demi realize how OLD and fake she looks standing next to her daughter?
i’m sooo not a prude but the last time i checked, there was no mommy and me pole dancing class…and if that was my mom (who is gorgeous and very much a lady), i would be mortified-especially if i couldn’t do it as well lol- celebrity or not
I had to laugh when I read that Rumer lives in Idaho, where her face probably fits right in with all those potato fields. Seriously, didn’t Demi used to act?? Not that she was that good, which probably explains why she’s trying to get attention pole dancing with her lump of a daughter. Too bad the oh-so-vain Demi didn’t save some of that hundred thousand she spent on plastic surgery to help out her daughter, who really needs some intervention on her face. And Rumer has the worst posture I’ve seen in quite some time. If she wasn’t born into showbiz royalty, she’d be wearing a paper hat flipping burgers somewhere.
caddy women calm down! Regardless of Demi’s weight/aging issues, and Rumer’s very strong chin, they are both generally attractive women. Plus, out of all the people in Hollywood, I really do like them better than most.
Some jealous b*tches be hating.