I hate to say it, especially about such an ugly dress that I would never in a million years like or buy or want, but Jessica Biel looks really good here. The dress is so fug, it kind of works. At least, it works on Jessica. I have to give her props for having the confidence to pull off something so ugly. Of course, confidence isn’t Jessica’s problem. Or is it?
Life & Style got a script excerpt from Bad Teacher, the film that Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have both signed on for. Camy plays “a recently dumped school teacher determined to score a date with Justin Timberlake’s character, Scott, a fellow teacher already in a relationship.” And it’s a romantic comedy. And they get have a “steamy” sex scene:
When you’re dating an actor, it’s always uncomfortable to watch him get cozy with an on-screen lover – especially when that lover is an ex! That’s exactly what Jessica Biel will have to deal with when she watches Justin Timberlake and his ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz onscreen — and in bed together! In the upcoming romantic comedy Bad Teacher, Cameron plays Elizabeth, a recently dumped school teacher determined to score a date with Justin Timberlake’s character, Scott, a fellow teacher already in a relationship.
Life & Style has exclusively obtained a copy of the movie’s script — and in it, things get awfully steamy. In one scene, the real-life exes are alone in a hotel room and begin, as Justin’s character puts it, “dry humping.” Justin winds up getting, well, way too excited way too soon — ending their make-out session prematurely. “That was a mistake,” he says, rolling off her. “That was fast,” she responds.
[From Life & Style]
Haha, I bet Justin and Cameron won’t even have to “act” that scene, they’ll just have to relive their old sex life. Rimshot! Beyond that, who really thinks Justin looks old enough to play a teacher? I could buy it if he was cast as the “student”. I kind of think it’s a step down for Camy, to star in a romantic comedy with JT, right? Hopefully, somebody will pull out of it. Maybe. Do you think that’s what Jessica hopes too?
Jessica Biel at the screening for ‘Summit on the Summit: Kilimanjaro’ in NY on March 10, 2010. Cameron & Justin on June 7, 2008 at the Shrek 3 premiere. Credit: WENN.
Nice powder.
What’s on Jessica’s nose in this pic?
Uhmmm: I believe it is makeup, poorly applied, to make the nose appear more slender. I don’t know why she would need that though, since her nose isn’t exactly a honker.
What is it with all of these actress’ make up. Do they not see the freaken glob of powder?? Is it a camera thing?? I don’t get it…
God, and don’t even get me started on that dress. Sheesh. Grandma much?? I didn’t notice it because of the powder, but man that is a fugly shirt…
She has Nicole Kidman lips. Gross.
I thought Jessica and Cameron were both lesbians. That’s what the blinds say anyway. And Justin is gay. They are all beards for each other.
Now, this is assuming that JT and Jessica Biel are still together and in a committed relationship. What if they all just don’t give a flying fuck? I’m sure JT jumped at the chance to have his first leading man role, and Cameron has to have a hit–meaning, put asses in seats. What better way than to pair the two for box office cha-ching? People will go to see them together again and if there’s CHEMISTRY, right? Jessica Biel should be calling her agent to book her in a rom-com with somebody hot RIGHT NOW!
There is some makeup assistant who powdering actresses noses just to make them look bad. Anyway, I think Jessica’s dress would probably look better if she had not worn the jacket, those shoes are really nice.
Don’t tell me Jessica is now plumping her lips too!! UGGHHH, I wish these celebs would realize they do NOT look natural and it is easily spotted. Her upper lip looks hideous and that kills me to say because I really like Jessica but that upper lip is now a turn off.
Nice dress… if you’re a flight attendant… for probably an Asian airline (not racist, they just seem to like their prints).
I don’t know if she should be worried about JT and Cam… in the real world probably not but in tabloid Hoolywood she’ll be shi++ing bricks.
hahahaha – to biel – horsey wants a carrot?
my granny wouldn’t wear that dress. talk about FUGLY. WTF happened to her upper lip?
Fake teeth, fake nose probably augmented top lip and even with all that help she’s not really that special looking. The fact that she thinks she is and has no clue how masculine looking she is, well, it’s kind of sad.
KerBer, you are right. It isn’t powder. It’s a contouring job with white cream makeup (like from Ben Nye or MakeUp For Ever). The concealor and foundation plus setting powder have been wiped away by accident. That white cream highlighter just never budges once applied.
Did she get ANOTHER nose job? I mean besides the coke/white smudgy makeup, her nose looks bonier.
also, wouldn’t they put dark on the sides and white along the length of her nose to make it look skinnier? Not white on the sides…
Something’s weird here.
the layers of fakery in h-wood are astounding.
If JT is in the movie, Cam may not have a butt-in-seat romcom. The last few movies he’s made have gone straight to DVD. And I doubt Jessica is that concerned, since people commented on the lack of chemistry between Justin and Cameron even when they were a couple!
timberlake came onto my radar during clooney’s telethon for haiti when he sung Hallelujah and won my undying admiration. aren’t actors by deffinition overtly attractive in some way? must we always be subject to these “he’s cheating on his girl” or “she’s cheating on her man” posts? we know many actors in hollywood don’t know the meaning of the word fidelity, but can’t we at least wait until we have pics of them playing tonsil hockey or groping someone other than their partner before we declare them cheaters? if actors weren’t so well paid, i think they would tell you all to go to hell and move someplace where no one knows their business…i know i would.
I really dont care about her, but that is just some ugly make job, white powder aside. Very few women can pull off the red/brown shade and she is not one of them. It just makes her look tired, the way I did when going to school and pulling a double and barely had time for a shower, much less foundation to hide the lack of sleep.
I like the colorful fabric of the dress, but it is not a dress every woman can wear.
And what about her nose? It is so pinched it’s almost painful to watch.
If I were Jessica I would probably be afraid of a woman who’s not a ex of my partner: most men are inclined to search for something new, not for something already “nibbled” and left for good reasons.
But who knows, it’s just bs.
Someone should tell her to wipe (all of) the CUM off her face before posing for the paps!
I mean, cum on, Jess!!
Looks like facial to me… whoops!!!
Martin
hahahaha that is hilarious!
Yip …. that’s gonna suck
She’s vain for no reason and he’s so dadgum ugly.
Bad Teacher? Sounds like a porn film!
Her nose looks like its going to collapse from too much plastic surgery, and her lips are revolting. Jessica looks freakish.