The Pear Ass speaks! By the way, E’s “The Daily Ten” totally name-checked the whole “Pear Ass” thing, so maybe they’re readers? I mean, we’re not the only ones to correctly identify The Pear Ass Chronicles, but if E staffers are reading, I love you Sal! Anyhoodle, it was back on Friday that rumors began heating up that Jennifer Love and Jamie Kennedy were no more. Then it was confirmed, and then people began speculating on the fate of Love’s relationship advice book, and whether it spelled DOOM. And late Tuesday, Love finally opened to People Magazine – in her first post-split interview. I hate to admit it, but she comes across really well here. I wanted her to be all “that a-hole called me Pear Ass, he can rot somewhere dark and dank.” But she’s not that person. Instead, we get to hear how she likes a “twosome” and how “Some people get excited about being single. I don’t.” I believe her.
Single ladies, take heart: Even Jennifer Love Hewitt is daunted by the idea of diving back into the dating pool after a breakup.
“I don’t like to go out to clubs and party. I’m not into ‘Let’s go out with one guy on a Monday and another guy on a Wednesday’ – that’s just not me,” Hewitt, 31, tells PEOPLE. “I’m a relationship kind of girl. I like a twosome. Some people get excited about being single. I don’t.”
Hewitt and her Ghost Whisperer costar Jamie Kennedy, 39, quietly split recently after a year together.
It was “a mutual decision, and we’ve parted as friends,” says Hewitt. “There’s no anger, there’s no upset, there’s no enemies.” Hewitt adds that the pair’s pre-existing friendship has made it easy to transition to working together as exes: “It’s been totally fine. It’s really a testament to who he is and to who I am. We’re both grown-ups.”
New Book
Ironically, the split comes just as The Day I Shot Cupid, Hewitt’s new book offering advice and wisdom on dating and relationship hits bookstores. Subtitled Hello, My Name is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I’m a Love-aholic, the book, out March 23, includes Hewitt’s own dating horror stories, admissions about her fantasy engagement rings (she’s been visiting the same store since age 12 to try them on) and advice on everything from getting over breakups to dieting and cellulite.It also includes a chapter written by her then-boyfriend Kennedy in which he rhapsodizes about women’s curves – derrieres in particular, saying he prefers “junko in the trunko” and calling big butts “sexy, strong and yummy.”
Hewitt says she has “no idea” when she’ll be ready to date again, though she plans to re-read her own book for advice (and is already at work penning a follow-up).
Independent Working Woman
“Back in the shark tank!” she jokes. “I never said in the book that I knew how to be in the perfect relationship. I say in my book I want to be the readers’ kind spirit out in the dating world. And now, more than ever, I am.”So for now is Hewitt content to be an independent working woman, or does the self-described “hopeless romantic” still yearn to find true love?
“Both,” she says. “I want to be an independent woman who falls in love, finds a great partner for her lifetime, has kids and kind of does it all. I’d like to have it all.”
[From People]
“Junko in the trunko” is both disgusting and hilarious. I mean, this is a grown man saying/writing this sh-t. I could just shake my head if a 15-year-old was saying “junko in the trunko”. But Jamie will be 40 years old in May. Seriously. I looked it up. Can he just sack up and say “I’m an ass man, deal with it, haters.”
As for when Love will start dating again… well, I give it a few weeks. Before she’s engaged.
“Junko in the Trunko” 4 Eva!!!
She seems like one of those super clinging girls that practically moves in after 2 or 3 dates.
What JLH needs, IMHO, is to quietly live her life, continue acting on her show and STFU!!
As my Grandma used to say, ‘when you stop trying so hard, things will come to you’.
JLH just tries too hard. She starts seeing a guy (which she has to announce to the world or stage some hideous staged photo op) then two weeks later she gushes about how in love she is. Then a few months in she is dropping not so subtle hints about wanting to get engaged!
Honey, if a man wants to marry you, he will let you know; pressuring or cajoling him is not going to help your cause.
Gah, she is one of the most desperate, delusional, clingy, annoying celebrities out there and I wish she would just go away or at the very least STFD and STFU.
She needs to find an older guy who will cater to her every whim. i’m available Jenny!
the more this one speaks/writes, the more she reveals a not-so-high IQ
I don’t get the whole pear ass thing. I think she’s got a great figure – damn near perfect IMO. Just thinking how twisted peoples perspective can be when it comes to celebrities.
@Lady Nightshade
I agree! She sounds desperate and scary.
@Lindylou
If you’d click the links, you’d discover that Jamie Kennedy is the one who first called her “Pear Ass.”
I actually like Jennifer Love Hewitt. Unlike many celebrities, who are always trying to impress the public by showing how exceptional they are by making grand statements about their “spiritual awakening”, their “solidarity” and how they have the solution to all the social ills in the world, she doesn’t take herself seriously and goes about her business rather inoffensively.
So, what if she is clingy and has awful taste in men? Welcome to reality: some women, no matter how famous, behave like that friend you’d like to shake while screaming ‘stop messing your life already!’, after she’s told you her problems with men for the one thousandth time.
I, for one, want to read her book. It won’t be anything enlightening, but I’m sure it will be entertaining.
I love Sal too! Especially his warning he gave to Lindsay Lohan the other day.
This girl is a total clinger!
It’s true what they say about finding love when you aren’t looking. She needs to find another hobby besides smothering some poor guy and trying on rings 24/7.
Maybe he enjoyed the “junko in the trunko” but couldn’t deal with the “insaney in the membraney”.
Steelmagnolia, that’s a good one! She has a great body and face, I’m sure she’ll be dating before this month ends. Jake Gyllenhaal would be a nice match for her.
I love that guy from E! too!
Also I am so glad you continue to post these pictures of her rocking that Herve Leger Dress. She looked great and I like that she is a normal sized woman (if a “6” is normal) who can look flawless (sometimes) on the red carpet.
This girl hasnt worked on tv or screen in how many years? She needs to get a life. So now after posing on Shape etc about her diet etc she is trying to be all down with junk in the truck/ oh please she sooo wishes she didnt have a pear ass.