We are deliberately avoiding reporting on Paris Hilton for a couple of days to give our readers a rest. This is in response to reader burnout on Paris Hilton stories and was inspired by the news that a radio station has stopped playing James Blunt’s “music.” We will link to Paris Hilton stories instead, and you are welcome to ignore them.

– Boning Paris Hilton: Career suicide or necessary evil? (MollyGood)
– Paris Hilton skipped her movie premiere at Cannes because she decided that it had too much nudity in it. (PopSugar)
– Paris Hilton shoots porno video in Malibu (The Bastardly)
– Paris Hilton’s tampon string crotch shot (DListed)
– Lindsay Lohan tries to make up with Paris Hilton, gets kind of snubbed (Gossipin)
– Paris Hilton realizes that animals need to get killed to make fur (BlogNYC)

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Back to our regularly scheduled links:

– Julianne Moore’s friendly family (Just Jared)

– Christina Aguilera without red lipstick! (Hollywood Tuna)

– Mischa Barton curses out her mom (A Socialite’s Life)

– Rachel Bilson is drunk (yeeeah)

– The Principal of the Breakfast Club dies (Glitterati)

– Natalie Portman to appear nude on screen (Egotastic)