I had a chance to read the whole tell-all In Touch interview with Jesse James’ heavily tattooed racist mistress and they did a decent job of making an incredibly trashy low life stripper look like an average woman duped into a relationship with a married man. Maybe that was part of whatever deal Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee signed with the rag – $30k, free publicity, and a sense of decency where none existed.

Most of the jaw-dropping details are already out – James cheated on America’s sweetheart with a woman who worked as a stripper, dominatrix, webcam girl and tattoo ‘model’ and he didn’t just hit it and quit it. He had some sort of romantic relationship with the sleeze that lasted several weeks. One detail in the print article that I hadn’t yet heard was that James and McGee watched the MTV Movie Awards together – which featured James’ gorgeous movie star wife, Sandra Bullock. McGee used this as evidence of the fact that Bullock and James were separated, but it was just as likely that he wanted to make sure he didn’t miss her appearance, as ironic as that sounds.

While Sandra never came up in conversation, Michelle was with Jesse the night of the MTV Movie Awards, which Sandra attended alone. “In my mind, the reason he wasn’t there was because they were separated, says Michelle, adding that they watched her on TV together. After the show, Jesse and Michelle slept together.

Though they always met in secret, and always at West Coast Choppers, Michelle didn’t realize Jesse was still married until a tattoo convention at The Queen Mary on June 7. There to meet her for sex, Jesse showed up at Michelle’s hotel room at little earlier than they’d planned and ran into Michelle’s pals Wendy Kay and her husband, who were mutual friends of his. “It was awkward,” Wendy tells In Touch. “He knew he was caught.”

[From In Touch, print edition, March 29, 2010]

Meanwhile there’s more about James and how he’s coping in the aftermath of the scandal, as if anyone cares. He’s been seen out wearing his wedding ring, and was back to work at West Coast Choppers on Saturday. People quotes a source that says “He seems very upset but also very happy to be back at work.”

Of course there’s also more news about nasty piece of work Michelle, who was pictured in photos wearing a Nazi swastika and brandishing weapons last week. TMZ and Radar report that there are photos for sale that feature Michelle James wearing the same hat as Michelle in the pictorial and doing a Nazi salute. (Update: There are photos of James making a Nazi salute, which is obviously much more damning. I read the article wrong and assumed the photos were of Michelle. The sh*t is really going to hit the fan when those pictures come out.) Michelle also has a “w” and “p” tattooed on each leg, which her ex boyfriend claims in a custody suit stands for “white power.” She claims it’s for “wet p*ssy.” Michelle’s ex just filed for full custody Friday of their five year-old son, Avery, and in court papers claims Michelle is bipolar, refuses to take her medication and has a home that features “coffins in the living room and child block magnets on the refrigerator that spell out ‘White Power.'” This woman also has an older son, Elijah, who is Jewish! I hope the kid doesn’t live with her.

Michelle works as a stripper, and TMZ and Radar Online have videos of her plying her wares. I didn’t think it would be possible, but she looks even trashier on video. James didn’t use condoms with this creature, either.