Mila Kunis is a little pocket-sized Angelina Jolie

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I’ve grown to like Mila Kunis more and more as I continue to read interviews with her. She’s charming, confident, intelligent, engaging and funny. Sure, I kind of think she’s on the “too thin” side, but since I’ve begun to like her so much, I’m willing to buy the explanation that she’s working really hard, or that she’s just naturally that thin, or whatever the excuse may be.

Anyway, she’s got a supporting part in Date Night, the comedy starring Tina Fey and Steve Carell. According to GQ, Mila plays a “foulmouthed stripper turned blackmailer who helps ruin Tina Fey and Steve Carell’s nice, suburban lives.” Sidenote: Mark Wahlberg is also in this film too – what the hell is up this strange, wonderful casting? Anyhoodle, Mila did a little mini-interview with GQ, which ended up being mostly about Jason Segel’s wang. Mila also did a very pretty photo shoot too (slideshow here).

There are things in this existence that are fair, and there are things that are not. The rules of backgammon are undeniably fair. That Macaulay Culkin gets Mila Kunis is not. It’s not just that she looks like an anime cartoon. Or that she’s the ultimate guys’-girl, having starred in everything from The Book of Eli to Family Guy. Or that she is the type of comedian that steals every scene she’s in, most recently (and perhaps most impressively) as a foulmouthed stripper turned blackmailer who helps ruin Tina Fey and Steve Carell’s nice, suburban lives in this month’s Date Night. She is all those things, of course. But Mila Kunis also happens to be one of the funniest women we’ve ever had the good fortune to speak with.

“I love a good dick joke,” she says, in a tone usually reserved for topics like Iranian nuclear enrichment or troop levels in Waziristan. “Fart jokes. Poop jokes. They’re hilarious. They never get old. But especially not a dick joke.” Given that kind of setup, it’s impossible not to bring up 2008’s Forgetting Sarah Marshall, in which Ms. Kunis acted opposite a stark-naked Jason Segel. “Look, I want it on the record, okay?” she says. “It’s a nice dick. Well proportioned. Handsome. I have nothing but good things to say about Jason Segel’s penis.”

Funny? Smart? Generous, too? Jason Segel is welcome to join us in sticking pins in our old Home Alone dolls anytime.

[From GQ]

Yeah, not much of an interview. They just wanted to photograph Mila as a sexy cowgirl (I think that’s the theme of this shoot – but I can’t really tell). And she just gets prettier and prettier, so I think a sexy cowgirl photo shoot was in order. In some of these shots, she looks like a little mini-Angelina Jolie. Which is exactly what she played when Mila was cast in Gia – she played Gia as a kid, where Angelina played Gia as an adult. Interesting casting, right? Anyway, I’d like to see Mila billed as Jolie’s heir – Mila is so much better than Megan Fox.

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Mila Kunis in GQ, courtesy of GQ’s online slideshow.

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  1. naye in VA says:

    WHOAAAA. Am i the only on who didnt know she was dating McCaulay Culkin????

  2. d says:

    waaay more talent than Fox for sure…

  3. kai says:

    No way, Mila is a billion times better looking than veiny, scary, plastic faced, espressionless Angelina. And she seems to be talented AND isn’t constantly being shoved in our faces and down our throats like St. Angie.

  4. bite me says:

    tres jolie

  5. Sumodo1 says:

    She’s a smart cookie. Love her.

  6. moo says:

    “…she looks like a little mini-Angelina Jolie…”

    Dang! I actually used to like her… now it’s ruined.

  7. snapdragon says:

    such a pretty girl.

  8. Alexis says:

    She’s beautiful and sultry. I don’t think she’s too thin, I think she’s just tiny and petite.

  9. mollination says:

    I’m not just commenting this to say something negative – but in the header photo where she has the bobby pin in her mouth – does anyone else see that her eyes are looking different directions?

  10. YT says:

    Yeah, she’s been dating McCaulay Culkin for awhile. They don’t call the paparazzi every time they go out, so there are few pictures of the two together.

    She has Megan Fox beat in beauty, talent, intelligence, etc. I saw her on a talk show recently, and she was adorable and funny.

  11. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    LOL Naye hey I think so. She has talked about he loves the fact she voices Meg from Family Guy. She looks so cute.

    Also in other photo shoots she does hold a strong resemblance to Angie but I don’t see it in this one. I kinda think people looking for the next Angelina are gonna be sorely disappointed. No body is ever gonna have that passion and energy that Angelina exudes. That electricity that you feel when you look at her. Nope Angie is the only person on the planet with that ability. Love Mila though, she is a doll.

  12. ThunderC*nt says:

    Mollination, yes. And that shot of her sitting on the stool her head looks even bigger than AJ’s but on a smaller body. Sorry Kaiser, Fox is better looking than this one or Jolie. Megan has beautiful proportions. You’ll be hard pressed to find such a specimen like Fox anywhere. Looks wise only, I mean.

  13. christina says:

    The pictures of her are stunning. I loved her in That 70s Show

  14. naye in VA says:

    Right wasnt she awesome on That 70’s show. It was always going to be a funny scene if Jackie was there, especially after the first season when she loosened up. And she was only 15!
    I always see her in a preview for a movie and wonder “is this skinny high pitched girl going to bring anything to this film” and she always delivers. She so adaptable

    I love Mila

  15. Kaiser says:

    mollination – Mila has two different colored eyes, which I think sometimes gives a vaguely unsettling look to people. That’s probably what you’re seeing.

    http://www.glamour.com/beauty/blogs/girls-in-the-beauty-department/2008/10/cool-beauty-quirk-mila-kuniss.html

  16. Samantha says:

    She is beautiful without a ton of black undereye makeup on. I don’t know why they always have to make these photo shoots about prostitute makeup. Everything else is fine, whatever. But why the skank face? She is so damn beautiful just looking like Mila. Just get rid of the raccoon eyes.

  17. lola lola says:

    I never noticed how pretty she is until the Sarah Marshall movie. And CB is right, she is gorgeous, talented and just seems like a really cool, nice person. I hope she has a long career ahead of her.

  18. danielle says:

    Never seen anything Mila’s done that I haven’t loved her in!

  19. neelyo says:

    Didn’t watch That 70’s Show but I was charmed by her in FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL, the best thing about that film. Her career is really just beginning to take off and I think in the next few years she’s going to be huge. She’s living A STAR IS BORN with Culkin.

  20. Dorothy says:

    I have loved her since she was on Punk’d. She was so great and had a good sense of humor!

  21. The Bobster says:

    How can you compare cute little Jackie to the hideous nutjob with the balloon lips? Did she just pick up a fashion accessory?

  22. Lynn says:

    @ #
    mollination…i noticed that, also. just in that one pic, though.

  23. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    She is much prettier than Jolie.

  24. Ruby Red Lips says:

    she is gorgeous!

  25. offbase says:

    Absolutely beautiful. Perfection, thy name is Mila.

  26. Eileen Yover says:

    You guys are posting all my favorites today! She is my favorite young(er) actress. Drop dead gorgeous and unconventional.

  27. Maritza says:

    She is much prettier than Angelina.

  28. Mistral says:

    She’s very cute/gorgeous, and I always liked her on That 70s Show. She has to be dating Culkin for love, cuz he’s no longer cute (I don’t know about his $ situation, but I doubt that’s it, she’s got her own…). Never noticed that she had the mismatched eye colour before. I love those eyes. It’s one of the things I like about Kate Bosworth’s look. I’ve heard that it’s good luck to kiss someone with a blue/green eye and a brown eye, but I’m sure any mismatched pair will do…

  29. serena says:

    oh yeah, she’s natural (I presume), and very very sexy.

  30. gee_gee says:

    I like her. She is cute and funny and sexy. Can we trade her for someone really annoying who gets too much attention?

  31. Majosha says:

    Mila blows Angie out of the water, inside and out.

  32. Ana says:

    mollination– I didn’t notice it until I went back and looked. I imagine it’s from her eye condition when she was younger.

  33. natalie says:

    @mollination YES she is so pretty, but yeah, apparently she has a hidden talent of looking in 2 directions at once!

  34. SpreadLove says:

    She is very beautiful and sexy but I’d still put Angelina first. 🙂

  35. Camille says:

    Ditto on your last sentence Kaiser. Agreed. I love Mila, she is absolutely gorgeous and a talented little actor too.

  36. lucy2 says:

    I hated that 70s Show so I didn’t really see her in anything until Forgetting Sarah Marshall. She is really very pretty, in my opinion prettier than Angelina is now, and she seems like a cool girl.

    I never noticed the two different eye colors, hard to tell on her. Kate Bosworth’s is much more noticeable, and kind of oddly unsettling to me.

    Mila is very skinny, but she doesn’t look unhealthy, gaunt, or bony, so that leads me to believe she’s just tiny.

  37. ViktoryGin says:

    I didn’t know that she was dating Macaulay Calkin either until a few months ago.

    I think that she’s actualy prettier than Angelina Jolie. Jolie has a more formidable presence, however.

  38. BabyCakes says:

    She is gorgeous and funny!

  39. Kirsten says:

    She’s one of my “If only I were a lesbian I’d hit that” girls. She can’t act for shit, but man did I like seeing her in those short shorts on that hike in Forgetting Sarah Marshall!

    I’ve got her in my female version of a ‘Spank Bank.’

  40. apsutter says:

    She is sooo beautiful!! I never really noticed her till “forgetting sarah marshall” She made kristen bell look like an emaciated bag of crap. I love mila’s big eyes and skin!

  41. Rosy says:

    Mila Kunis is a natural beauty, like no other. I’m not bad looking either, but Mila looks nooothing like Jolie. lol! woww

  42. Lilias says:

    She’s really adorable and seems very smart and in charge of herself and her image.

    She’s nothing like Jolie, who at her age was acting like a damn fool running around trying to get attention on herself for all the wrong things. “Let me see how OUTRAGEOUS I can be!” seemed to be her method to fame-along with playing with type as a complete nutjob (Gia and Girl, Interrupted).

    Mila, while she appreciates a good dick joke, seems far more classy and interesting than that bony broad you’re comparing her to.

  43. Oh I love her. She’s funny and smart. I’m actually interested in what their lifestyle is like, hers and the boyfriend’s.

  44. ligeia says:

    holy photoshop batman

  45. RHONYC says:

    BINGO!

    ever since my boyfriend made me what that ‘Sarah Marshall’ flick, i’ve realized that very thing…

    she’s like angelina jolie’s younger-hotter-funnier-cooler-down2earth lil’ sister!

    loves it!

    this kunis chick is hollywood’s best kept little secret too.

    she’s got one of the most versatile careers in the business:

    voice animation (meg from family guy & robot chicken)
    television (that 70’s show)
    film ranging from romantic comedies to action (max payne & the book of eli)

    she’s definitely on the come-up

    i’d quit now katie cruise & jessica biel.

    tee-hee

  46. stinabelle says:

    I love Mila. She’s one of my favorites.

  47. malame says:

    Actually ever since i saw her in that 70’s show she reminded me of Angelina Jolie but I thought that was just me,

  48. dee2 says:

    wow, I had no idea that was Jackie from That 70’s show. Loved her on there, I think she made the show the hit it was. Ive seen her in a cpl interviews back then too and she was very down to earth and likable, hopefully she stays that way.

  49. vivienne says:

    its amazing how any young actress who’s wearing a ton of make-up in a photo is automatically said to resemble Jolie.

  50. offbase says:

    Maybe it’s because she does somewhat resemble Angelina? Especially in the eyes.

    http://www.tmz.com/tag/Mila+Kunis/

    I don’t think anybody is saying they are twins….just that there is a slight resemblence….and maybe that is why at the age of 14 she played the younger Angelina in the movie Gia….makeup has nothing to do with it.

  51. kateEbug says:

    WOW Total girl crush. Seems so sweet and down to earth, incredibly beautiful, too…

  52. sasha says:

    Mila kunis doesn’t look anything like Jolie who looks like a spider…you could attach her to a wall with those lips…Mila should hook up with Seth MacFarlane…they look gorgeous together. Culkin is creepy!!

  53. hotel says:

    Que grande esta entrada!!!

  54. yikeskaboom says:

    i think Mila is the next big thing if she would change managers or get a new publicist … something!! i have always felt she has too much on her and i cant believe its taking this long for her to finally get the attention she deserves. i agree that she does have SOME resemblance to jolie with the whole dark hair big eyes thing. and i also just TODAY found out shes dating culkin.. WTF????? well, her career will now definitely sky rocket without him holding her back! watch out world! here comes mila!

  55. Heather says:

    Mila had glaucoma as a child and had to administer injections to one of her eyes daily, which changed that eye’s color to a green/hazel while the other stayed brown. I love it. She’s so exotic.