Much like Keira Knightley’s strange Erdem dress the other day, I’m confused as what I actually think of Jessica Alba’s Proenza Schouler dress. She wore this last night, at the launch of the 2010 Tribeca Film Festival in Hollywood. When I just saw her from the waist up, I was like “This junk is fug.” Then I noticed those strange shoes, and I thought, “Oh, maybe it kind of works.” But now that I’m really looking at the whole thing, I’m back to thinking it’s fug, and too matchy-matchy and too “cutesy”. The cut does nothing for her figure, but the fabric is intriguing, though. Maybe with different shoes? Good jewelry, though. Oh, and her skin is f-cking gorgeous. She has seriously flawless skin, it’s incredible.

The Daily Mail noted that Jessica seems to be in the process of getting her neck tattoos lasered off. They have before-and-after closeups here – you can see that the ladybird and daisy tattoos on the back of her neck are getting fainter.

Jessica also just returned from a “listening and learning” trip to Senegal, Ghana, Mozambique and Kenya with the One Campaign, specifically for the 1GOAL movement for across-the-board education in developing nations. Jessica blogged about it for the One site (full piece here):

I had an incredible week, joining the ONE team on the road in Senegal and Ghana as part of the 1GOAL: Education for All campaign to make the lasting legacy of the upcoming World Cup education for every child.

I’ve wanted to travel to Africa my whole life and when offered the opportunity to listen and learn alongside ONE, it was a once in a lifetime chance that I couldn’t pass up. I’ve always admired the work ONE has done and being able to see the programs you’ve contributed to firsthand was inspiring.

We met African entrepreneurs and academics, spoke with civil society and private sector leaders. We sat with street vendors at a microfinance project, heard from women now able to save their and their children’s lives through ARV HIV/AIDS treatment. We met some amazing people, a new generation of leaders for not only the continent, but for the world.

My goal in going on this trip was to listen closely and learn more about the fight against global poverty. And what I heard repeatedly was that as I’ve always believed, education has the power to lift individuals, communities and entire nations out of poverty. From a promising business idea to a woman pushing cultural boundaries to stand up and speak out, education has been the key.

Today, 72 million kids are out of school around the world, the majority of them girls. Without an education, they are almost certain to be trapped in a life of poverty and robbed of the knowledge of their basic human rights. Every year a child is out of school is a year they lose in literacy, in health, in opportunity.

It doesn’t have to be this way. Since 2000, because people like you and governments took action, 48 million more children are in school. And if we come together around this World Cup, we can do even more to put education front and center. Together with FIFA, leading players and fans around the world, we can use the power of this truly global game to ensure that education for all is a lasting impact of the 2010 FIFA World Cup. We have a plan, we know how to beat this—all we need now is the will to make it happen.

Increased global education funding fights global poverty at the root, empowers girls and women, and promotes economic growth in poor countries around the world. And it’s a very smart investment: experts tell us that a girl will earn an additional 10% in income for every year of schooling she receives and be 50% less likely to become infected with HIV/AIDS. In Africa, children of mothers who receive five years of primary education are 40% more likely to live beyond the age of 5. It’s a proactive measure to avert many of the problems that plague developing countries.

[From Alba’s blog post at One.org]

Good for her. Maybe if she sees what some people in the world are going through, she’ll stop being so miserable all of the time. No, I jest. Good work on Alba’s part, and I like that she’s not making some huge deal with it. Universal education is such an important issue, and it’s great that she’s getting involved.

Jessica Alba in Hollywood on March 23, 2010. Credit: WENN.