Helen Mirren beating out Megan Fox for Esquire’s ‘Sexiest Woman’

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This might be my favorite story of the day! In celebration of college… basketball? Right? Something involving sports and brackets and such, Esquire Magazine is doing a bracket-system battle royale for the “Sexiest Woman Alive”. One of the brackets is Megan Fox versus Dame Helen Mirren. You’d think with Esquire’s readership (men, dudes and douches) that Megan would be coming out ahead in a landslide, right? Not so much. It looks like some dudes with taste are actually voting online, and Helen Mirren is giving Megan a run for it. I just voted (at Esquire’s online poll here), and Mirren was sitting pretty at 61%. YES!

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Esquire even put up this “interview” with Helen, and… I think I might be an idiot. Because I really can’t tell if this is a real interview or if someone at Esquire was making a funny. Can somebody help me out?

Near the halfway point of first-round play, top-seeded Megan Fox trails the streaking en fuego Helen Mirren, who’s clearly out to show that her automatic bid as the Big 60 conference champion was no fluke. The game is far from over for Fox. She made a last-minute push over the weekend (perhaps when voters went back to look at some of her old game footage, or just because she’s a fox) and has narrowed the gap to a slightly more manageable 39 percent to 61 percent. (She had been trailing by as much as forty percentage points.) Mirren, however, remains cautiously humble — and as poised as her championship team in 1980. We caught up with her briefly on her way to the locker room.

ESQUIRE: Were you surprised to be doing this well?
DAME HELEN MIRREN: I was surprised and flattered to be included at all. Personally I think Ms. Fox is one of the smartest, coolest, and sexiest creatures in the Western Hemisphere. I am gobsmacked.

ESQ: Are you upset that the selection committee only gave you a 16 seed?
HM: Well, I don’t quite know what that means, so I guess I don’t mind.

ESQ: Does veteran experience help in a tournament like this?
HM: Sometimes the veterans have a way of surprising you — think Brett Favre.

ESQ: If you win, do you have any words of consolation for your opponent?
HM: If I win — big if — I would say to Megan, “You actually still are one of the smartest, coolest, and sexiest creatures in the Western Hemisphere.”

ESQ: Do you think it’s your free-throw percentage that’s gotten you this far?
HM: It is more the fouls that I have gotten away with.

[From Esquire]

Is this fake? Did Helen really call Megan “one of the smartest, coolest, and sexiest creatures in the Western Hemisphere”? Is she did, that quote might be worse than all of Helen’s crap about women and rape. But I think it might be a fake interview. And I hate myself for not knowing.

Anyway, I’m thrilled that Mirren is beating out Megan in this or any battle. Helen’s got the better talent, the better attitude, the better boobs, and the better career. Plus, she’s just sexy as hell. Megan wishes. Vote early and vote often, people!

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  1. Lala11_7 says:

    Wow…

    A public declaration of taste and sophistication….perhaps there IS hope for the world…

  2. embertine says:

    Helen Mirren is British. She’s unlikely to refer to someone as “smart”, say “I guess” or use the phrase “gotten away with” as these are Americanisms. I call bulls***.

  3. Lenore says:

    Would Helen Mirren know who Brett Favre is? I’m English and I had to look him up. Interview sounds fake to me.

    But then, ever since the comments she made about rape, I’ve lost pretty much all respect for Helen Mirren anyway. I’m glad that she’s aging with such terrific physical grace when she could be nipping and tucking herself into oblivion along with the rest of Hollywood, but that’s about all she’s got going for her.

    Dame Helen, fuck you and your misogyny and the damage attitudes like yours still do to your fellow humans.

  4. Sumodo says:

    YESSSSSS!

  5. Jazz says:

    Yeah, I think that’s a fake interview. I only know who Brett Favre is because of There’s Something About Mary!

  6. Solveig says:

    I’m pretty sure that Helen Mirren would win and beat the h. out of Megan also in the cathegory “the dumbest quote ever”.
    (e.g. her comments about rape and others objectionable quotes)

  7. Belindaya says:

    Helen!! Helen!! helen!!Yes!

  8. Scout says:

    In that second photo of Megan, she looks deranged – like she is demonically laughing!

  9. dizzybenny says:

    well the pics on Esquire of Helen Mirren was enough for me to vote for her.:)
    hoochi mama!!!

  10. I Choose Me says:

    Yay! for once I agree with a sexiest ‘whatever’ pick. I have such a girlc rush on Helen. Can someone, anyone please, please, tell me the name of the movie she starred in with Isabella Rosselini, Gregory Hines (Rest his soul) and Mikhail Baryshnikov.

  11. Kaiser says:

    I Choose Me – White Knights! I love that one. Baryshnokov is gorgeous in that.

  12. Lana says:

    It’s about time Esquire choose a REAL woman.

  13. Mouse says:

    Now this makes me smile, I have such a girl crush on Helen Mirren! There’s no contest, Helen and her natural beauty is so much more appealing than Megan and her painted on eyebrows, plastic nose, and dead eyes. And there’s not a chance Megan will ever be on Helen’s level as an actress. No contest here at all.

    I don’t think that interview is legit.

  14. I Choose Me says:

    Re: Helen’s rape comments. She’s a victim of rape herself and a time when it was pretty much always held up to be the victim’s fault so I think she’s still tramautised/effed up about it in a way and thus is not the best person to speak about this issue. I think she could definitely benefit from some therapy and perhaps after, when she examines her statements she’ll see that her views, her way of coping with what happened to her are clearly skewed and why so many were appalled by what she had to say. So yeah, she’s human and says dumb shit sometimes, I still think she’s mostly a classy lady and a terrific actress. My 0.2 cents.

  15. I Choose Me says:

    Thanks Kaiser. I love that movie also. Think I just might download it and watch it again. Yes to Baryshnikov being gorgeous; those smoldering gazes, the accent and the dancing and the hot bod. Sigh.

  16. JuiceinLA says:

    Ok Ok normally I would not give these sort of things any credence, but I HAD to vote for Helen. This is just too good to be true!

    ps update: Helen is in the lead with 63% of the votes!

  17. Sincerity says:

    Helen Mirren certainly deserves to win! She’s a very talented and classy actress who’s aging beautifully. Actresses like Megan Fox come “a dime a dozen”; however, women such as Helen Mirren are worth more than their weight in gold!

  18. viper says:

    Helen for sure.

  19. ThunderC*nt says:

    I see someone is still fanning the flames of Helen’s competition w/every female that ever lived. Don’t bother. Not with that nose, Sweetie.

  20. ThunderC*nt says:

    Nothing to do w/age, if you go on YouTube you can see Grace Kelly was a beauty into her 60’s. Don’t try it with this rancid English rose.

  21. velcrodots says:

    Go Helen! When Megan Fox is 60 she won’t look anywhere NEAR as good as she does

  22. Mairead says:

    Anyway, I’m thrilled that Mirren is beating out Megan in this or any battle. Helen’s got the better talent, the better attitude, the better boobs, and the better career. Plus, she’s just sexy as hell. Megan wishes.

    Maybe, but Megan is a shoe-in for the “Schmexiest Fly-catcher Award” 🙄

  23. Aitch says:

    Go Helen Mirren. You so rock babe!!!

  24. Ashley says:

    As of 2pm (Illinois time) Helen is at 67%!!

  25. Janet Oliver says:

    Lenore,

    If you hate Dame Helen so much, why even bother to read this article or post?

    Sheesh.

  26. I admire Helen Mirren;he was terrific in the recent film about Tolstoy

  27. I admire Helen Mirren ; she was terrific in the recent film about Tolstoy

  28. A GREAT ACTRESS; SHE WAS SUPERB IN THE RECENT FILM ABOUT LEO TOLSTOY

  29. HELEN MIRREN WAS GREAT IN A RECENT FILM ABOUT LEO TOLSTOY

  30. HELEN MIRREN WAS GREAT IN A RECENT BRITISH FILM ABOUT LEO TOLSTOY
    DURING THE EARLY 20TH CENTURY

  31. HELEN MIRREN WAS GREAT AS THE WOMAN THAT LOVED LEO TOLSTOY( EARLY 20TH CENTURY ROMANCE )

  32. HELEN MIRREN WAS GREAT IN HER PORTRAYAL
    AS THE WIFE OF LEO TOLSTOY, EARLY 20TH CENTURY RUSSIAN WRITER / AUTHOR OF ” WAR & PEACE”, “ANNA KARENINA”
    AND OTHER GREAT WORKS OF FICTION, AS WELL AS BEING A GREAT HUMANITARIAN.

  33. HELEN MIRREN IS A GREAT ACTRESS.
    I SAW HER IN A RECENT FILM ABOUT LEO TOLSTOY, RUSSIAN
    EARLY 20TH CENTURY
    AUTHOR OF “WAR & PEACE” , AND “ANNA KARENINA “