Shocking a total number of “zero” Butlerholics, Gerard Butler has already moved on from his alleged dalliance with Jennifer Aniston. People Magazine reports that Gerard met a girl when he was in France promoting Bounty Hunter. The chick’s name is Laurie Cholewa, and she pretty much looks like what I would expect Gerard to fall for (however temporarily). Here’s a photo of the slutbag:

BITCH. No, I get it. She’s very pretty. Dark hair, long legs, nice smile, and probably a sexy French accent. Hell, I’d do her too. People Mag claims that Gerard cut his part of the European Bounty Hunter tour short so he could fly back to France to go on some “dates” with Laurie. “Dates” meaning “something naughty with handcuffs, an ottoman, and a baguette.”

Jennifer Aniston isn’t the only woman to have enjoyed some private time with Gerard Butler in Paris recently.

Butler, 40, who took a private cruise on the Seine with Aniston a week ago Saturday, struck up a rapport with local TV interviewer Laurie Cholewa that same weekend – and then returned to Paris midweek for a date with Cholewa, 29, that stretched from the day into the evening.

The two were seen strolling hand in hand through the French capital, visiting landmarks like the Louvre museum, where they ate lunch at the Café Marly. They had dinner on the Left Bank that same evening.

A source tells PEOPLE that Butler “completely cracked” for Cholewa during their sit-down interview about The Bounty Hunter, his new film with Aniston.

Cholewa, a film reporter, hosts a Friday-night show on local cable channel, Direct 8.

[From People]

I see this as a plus. First of all, we can stop with all of the (mostly manufactured) drama with Gerard and Jennifer Aniston. Second of all, my dude is still a whore, so the chances continue to be pretty good that when he meets me, he’ll be all over me. Third of all, this chick is a journalist/interviewer! Can you feel it? He’s getting closer and closer to dating a blogger. Give him another few months and he’ll be mine.

In one other piece of Butlerholic news (and no, I’m not going to say anything about the Butlerholic dorks throwing the fan convention), when Gerard was promoting Bounty Hunter in America, he did a funny interview with Jimmy Kimmel, and Kimmel got Gerard talking about all of the girls who had broken his heart over the years. It was funny because Gerard looked like he was going to cry at one point, and because Gerard gamely named names and jokingly called one girl a “bitch” for being a c-cktease. Here’s the video:

Because Gerard gave her name – Julie Morrison – journalists found her and wanted to talk to her. She gave this interview to the Scottish Daily Record, telling them, “I have known Gerry for 30 years and we are great pals. We will be great pals for another 30 years. What he said was typical Gerry – he is just a fun, mischievous, cheeky chappy kind of guy.” Even Gerard had to backtrack a little, telling the paper:

“Julie Morrison and I have been great friends since we were kids – in fact she was one of my best friends at school and we have always stayed in contact over the years. My performance and comments were completely in jest in my poor attempt at comedy. These were comments in an extremely light-hearted late night interview on a talk show on the other side of the world and they were never taken seriously by the audience for one moment. Admittedly in hindsight it was pretty bad judgment on my part to bring up Julie’s name in a public interview and I really regret that the comments were picked up and reprinted by the media back home. I called Julie to apologise and she’s been incredibly understanding and gracious considering all the unwelcome and undeserved attention that has been thrown on her. She’s been amazing. She knows me well and gets that I was just fooling around. We’re still great friends and I’ll be catching up with her soon when I’m next back home.”

Ha! If one of the dudes I c-ckteased in high school or college ever mentioned my name in an interview, I would think it was funny too. Unless it was that dude who stalked me. That wouldn’t be funny. But Gerard was joking around!