Here are some new advertisements starring none other than Lindsay Lohan. These are for her 6126 leggings collection, which she’s expanding into a full clothing line. Boy, Lindsay sure looks… healthy in these ads, doesn’t she? Who is the target demographic for 6126 again? Prostitutes and tweens? Ugh.
Anyway, on Tuesday, Perez Hilton had a short little “exclusive story” about Lindsay Lohan getting paid in cash for her “celebrity” appearances. Perez reported that Lindsay gets $2,500 to show up to any event in Los Angeles, which apparently is less money than Snooki from Jersey Shore gets (what?). Also, Perez claimed that Lindsay demanded to paid in cash, noting “Drug money?!” To be fair to Perez, that’s where my mind went too.
Anyway, Lindsay worked herself up into a cracked-out lather over this, and responded via a series of rage tweets. Basically, she said: “Perez Hilton your statement couldn’t be more wrong in every single way. And I find your accusations and slanderous remarks to be gross. Karma is a bitch, isn’t it? I can’t imagine what yours will be. I’m sure he’s the one sitting on drugs, no1 in their right mind should ever be so dark and have such a desire to be mean to people. I try to never respond… but that’s vulgar and out of line.” But deciphering Lindsay’s crack tweets is getting harder and harder, quite honestly. Here’s a screencap of The Rage of the Blohan:
[Screencap of Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter]
I never understand how and why Lindsay gets so f-cking enraged with this sh-t. Does she really think that the majority of people look at her crack face and think “Oh, there’s a healthy young woman who looks like she’s got her life together”? Does she think that it’s only a few “slanderous” bloggers who think that she’s a f-cking mess?
Anyway, I have two other pieces of Lohan news. First, if you’d like to watch the entire BBC documentary Lindsay did for child trafficking in India, Perez compiled all of the video, so you can go here. I only watched a little bit, and honestly the few minutes I saw, she didn’t seem that strung out. Second piece of news: The Daily Mail reports that Lindsay got herself a new tattoo. Apparently it’s on her arm, and it reads “I’m a star, I’m a star.” Photos are here – the tattoo is right below some nasty scars on Lindsay’s forearm… ugh. Do you think she got the tattoo because she wants to remember what to scream to bouncers who refuse her entry to the clubs? “I’m a star! I’m a star!”
6126 ads courtesy of 6126 online.
Smh sad
Perez hilton shld also shut up.
Perez is the biggest dick there is, but he’s doing this to make her wake up. He’s going to keep writing horribly unflattering stories about her until she goes to rehab.
Can’t say I disagree with Perez on this issue.
She is just so odd. However, after seeing Perez try to out people like Tom Cruise’s daughter when she was 13 or calling Adam Sandler’s daughter “fugly”, I have to admit it would be wonderful to see him get what he deserves. Just because some kids are born into privilege doesn’t mean they deserve to be humiliated by some angry, fat f**k.
Note to Lindsay:
Self affirmations go on your mirror, not on your arm.
Ugh. Those legging were on sale on Gilt.com yesterday. Nothing but trash. And I see also that Lohan is now rocking the Courtney Love makeup look. Yikes.
I’m willing to bet lindsey follows perez more than i do and that is why he can say the things he does – pathetic and mean as it can be, people still read it.
I’m guessing lindsey was wasted when she got that tattoo
Perez is an idiot…But just like all the other posers out there he is famous for doing nothing and contributing even less.
Those pictures are an advertisement for leggings right?
Well color me dumb, but why are there no leggings in any of the photos? Just her with bare legs pulling her “I need to crap” face?
And Perez Hilton is an idiot. Never shit where you eat, he obviously has never heard of that golden rule. Lindsay should have never responded to him. That’s like giving in to a three year old child.
And the $2500 in cash only? Maybe she is in trouble with the tax man? Although… Perez *gag* is probably right. It’s most likely drug money.
i’m a star i’m a star – how fucking pathetic is that? yeah, dina, you’re daughter is just fine.
Oh my. Just. Oh. My. What a mess. And yet, her mother-of-the-year thinks she’s “just fine.” Yeah, Dina, keep telling yourself that. I wonder if she’ll think BloHan is “just fine” when she’s dead and buried.
Leek-
But what if some kids ARE just ugly? Is it then wrong to tell the truth? IMO if you’re ugly you pretty much know it from very early on (children are not stupid) and I would imagine it would be worse to have people act like you’re a stunning beauty than just tell the truth. I am not advocating this behavior nor am I defending Perez, I am just thinking out loud so everyone don’t jump all over me, please 🙂
Oh, and this is about Hohan? LOL she’s on her last leg…if she lives to next year I will be surprised. Well, she might want to make it to 27 because isn’t that how old Marilyn Monroe was when she died? Isn’t she Lohan’s idol?
(and Adam Sandler’s daughter is flat out hideous. Seriously, I know it’s mean, but she is U-G-L-Y and ain’t got no alibi because SHE UGLY! Luckily Daddy is rich and she can get it fixed so it’s ok)
Um, Linds, I hate Perez as much as the next rational person but… I mean, maybe it’s your crack-memory or something, maybe you just forgot, but hon, you were at his big birthday party smiling, hugging and posing for pics just last week. Last week.
So here’s a tip: next time someone you hate invites you to a party, don’t go. And then, don’t get a bunch of red carpet pics together so the person you hate can use you for publicity. Dummy.
In her defence – and I’m not a fan, just being objective – I saw the doc when it aired last week. She came across pretty well, articulate and interested. Hair is was a blonde rat’s mess though, jeez.
@ late night wigs
Marilyn Monroe was 36 when she died.
Also – beauty is subjective. That’s why the expression “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder” rings so true… What you think is beautiful could be ugly to another.
@ late night wigs : maybe it’s more that celebrity kids haven’t chosen to be in the spotlight, so you should leave em alone. Like politicians’ kids.
^^^ @ Queen Bee – you took the words right outta my fingers.
Re LL’s hair – don’t tell me she’s blonde AGAIN. Her hair must be melting.
@ Rianna – They are ads for her 6126 Collection, she’s expanded her leggings line into a full out clothing collection. And there are many allegations that she just copied other designers’ work.
@ Queen Bee & Shawna – Thank you! It’s inappropriate to call kids ugly, even if you think they are. They are only children for goodness’ sake.
@ gg – I think SallyJay was referring to the color of Lindsay’s hair in the trafficking documentary which was filmed awhile ago. I don’t think she’s gone back to blond… yet.
Wow, that new tattoo is terrible
She is still blaming everyone else for her problems, and can’t see that she and her actions ARE the problem???
I despise Perez also and think he crosses the line too often. Lindsay is an idiot to keep responding to this stuff with cracked out ramblings rather than stopping and thinking hmm, why is everyone saying this about me, maybe there’s something to it.
Perez Hilton is a self-serving poser.
I watched Herbie Fully Loaded this weekend. What a beautiful, talented actor. It hurts to see it all wasting away. I blame her parents. Growing up without a proper education, without being properly guided, and catalyzed by the party scene into which she was thrust into, this is the end result. She is not capable of thinking straight. She is lost.
I hope and pray that people will be kind to her, instead of point and laught at her fall. I hope and pray that someone will care enough about Lindsay to intervene. She has had too much responsibility as a child. I hope she will survive all this. Her parents are useless. Harmful, even.
Britney Spears, Nicole Richie, Drew Barrymore – all turned their lives around. Lindsay can too.
Tina Fey, where are you?
The mentioning of the India doc reminded me about this: http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2010/apr/01/lindsay-lohan-child-trafficking
It’s and editorial that gives some insight as to what went down behind the scenes during that BBC/India thing. I only knew about her tweeting about the “40 saved” tweet, but she pulled a whole bunch of other things.
In defense of her asinine tattoo – a lot of former cutters will tattoo over some of the more upsetting scars, with something bright and beautiful. An affirmation of sorts. A promise to love yourself a little more, even when you’re feeling shitty.
In Lindsay’s case, I think it’s sad that her bright and beautiful affirmation centers around fame/infamy. That combined with her other “fame hungry” tattoos, it’s a huge psychological tell.
And though I hate to linger too long in the psyche of the Narcissist (you could get lost in there!) . . . I think this girl would seriously rather self-implode than fade into the background quietly. See: Fighting with Perez Hilton.
Paris Hilton is to gossip what Lindsey Lohan is to acting; two tired coked up whores who bore me.
They are perfect for each other, they belong together let them tweet teach other into oblivion.
copied from my previous Miley post:
As for Perez Hilton, he viscously attacks young women. I quit reading his blog over a year ago because of this. There are a few women that he will kiss ass to; he behaves decently to them but in general, he kisses ass or visously attacks. No middle ground.
The Sun says that the actress’s spokesperson has now denied the rumours.
“They are absolutely untrue,” the representative said. “Lindsay can afford to pay her rent. She’s just finished a movie, Machete, which will be out soon.”
The spokesperson also explained that Lohan still owns a home in Los Angeles but feels more secure renting another house after her property was burgled last year.
“She has been renting the apartment because she feels safer and gets less hassle there,” she said.
about tattoo
“We got the fake tattoos for free at an event for Star Magazine last week. Why do you all feel like you have the right to make up lies. F.U!
This is the truth about the fucking tattoo you all want to talk trash about. FAKE! I have them too! http://tweetphoto.com/17424698 ”
from Electra Avellan twitter(Robert Rodrigues niece)
I wanna type more but truth is majority of people hate gossip so…..
Wow. Photoshop is magic. She looks really nice in that top pic. Too bad she has destroyed her career. She used to be likeable.
That line is also from the movie BOOGIE NIGHTS, the very end where Mark Walburg introduces us to his manly hood and says “Im a star, Im a star, Im a great big shining star”… lol
“But what if some kids ARE just ugly? Is it then wrong to tell the truth? IMO if you’re ugly you pretty much know it from very early on (children are not stupid) and I would imagine it would be worse to have people act like you’re a stunning beauty than just tell the truth.” — by poster “Late Night Wigs”
Dear @latenightwigs: I hope you just have a very strange incomprehensible sense of humor and were trying to be funny. Because, of course, we all know that no human with a living soul would ever consider A CHILD to be ugly.
Oh – I think I get it now. You were being ironic when you revealed how ugly a person you are (pretending to be) by posting such a remark. (Still seems bizarre . . .)
@Alexa – Some kids ARE ugly, though. Not everyone is a precious beautiful snowflake. Some have to ride the genetic shortbus around the city of life. There are even ugly babies, too. Granted I don’t see them often, but when I do it’s like something out of a nightmare. Babies shouldn’t be ugly, but oh god some really are.
Her face ages in dog years.
For all her many, many flaws, I have to take Lohan’s side in this. Perez Hilton is an unpleasant, untalented, inarticulate little man and the sooner his blog goes out of fashion the better.
I think you’re wrong about the tat… it says “I’m a scar, I’m a scar” under each of her cuts.
Thanks, GatsbyGal! It must make me a horrible b*tch, but like you said, not everyone is a special little snowflake, and I do think it’s worse to lie and pretend that someone’s kid is cute when it’s ugly, because then it’ll develop the dreaded unwarranted self-importance, and we’ll have more Lohans/Hiltons/etc. And ugly kids usually turn out to be good-looking adults, so it’s all good. Hell, I was an ugly kid and I KNEW I was ugly, so it’s really worse to act like some dog faced kid is gorgeous…I think it’s more humane to not even mention their looks if they’re ugly instead of lying to them!
And yes, I am a b*tch and I’m ok with that.
@wigs – Ease up on the kids!
You don’t have to pick between saying a child is ugly or saying she’s beautiful –just don’t comment on her appearance (yes, try being more humane!). When Sadie’s a tween and she or one of her school mates googles her (which they will), comments like yours will really hurt her.
You say people know when they’re ugly; I think most of us know when we’re not raving beauties. Where we fall on that continuum, however, is part genes, part luck, part fad (look at the “beauties” from the 20s), and part attitude.
You can be a b*tch and you can be okay with that, but lay off the kids.