CB already covered part of this, just because she’s a True Blood fan girl, and who doesn’t love a good photo of a sweaty Alexander Skarsgard? Anyway, Details finally unveiled the complete trio of True Blood covers, plus additional photos of hotties Skarsgard, Stephen Moyer and Ryan Kwanten, plus big interviews with all three men.
Since I don’t watch True Blood and I’m really not invested in knowing if these dudes have good personalities, I only skimmed the interview (complete piece here). Alexander comes off like a sweetheart, as always, and very humble and down-to-earth. Stephen Moyer sounds a little haughty, a little naughty, and like he’s probably a lot of fun, and probably really good in bed. And Ryan Kwanten, who I knew nothing about before today, comes across sort of interesting. But it’s like he’s trying to prove that he’s not a “meathead” as his character his described. He’s trying a little hard, but maybe with someone else, it would be cute. What is fascinating to me that we have a Swede, an Englishman and an Aussie who have all found fame on an American television show about vampires and sex. It’s weird, right?
In the end, I didn’t find anything fascinating in the interviews, but the photos are killing me, so I thought I’d do a little caption game for them, just for fun:
Alex: “This is how I will look when I’m about to go down on you!”
Ryan: “No, I’m not Ryan Reynolds. Stop f-cking asking me that.”
Ryan: “Would you still think I’m a meathead if I took off my pants?”
Stephen: “Bales of hay turn me on.”
Stephen: “Imagine this sand is your vagina.”
Photos courtesy of Details online.
honestly, they all look a little like their parents were related. lainey had something today about how the skargaard (or whatever) one looks like dwight shrute and she’s right.
Kaiser, as we seem to have very similar tv watching habits (ie Law & Order, NCIS and others) I think you should do a little True Blood binge and watch the past seasons. You will get hooked.
I prefer the books to the show, but Ryan Kwanten is so hot. UNF
ROTFL I *love* the comentary with the pictures- flippin’ brilliant…
… in all seriousness, those pictures are scortching hot!
Kaiser, you’re missing out, TB is awesome.
I think Ryan is cute, Stephen is interesting, and Alex is HOT.
Stephen always looks so horrible on the show! Poor guy.
Dwight Schrute????? I don’t see it.
askars looks hottest, but Stephen looks like 10,000x better than he does as Vampire BEEEEEEHHLLL.
It’s hard not to picture Ryan being a himbo like Jason, so I could see why he would try to prove himself.
nice 3 way pic!
how cum we gotta choose?!
tell ya what…i’ll just borrow it for my spank bank and get back to you on that.
ahhh, who am i kiddin’…imma jason stackhouse girl 2000%!
lol
🙂
Kaiser, you’re a dang fool! LOL. Those captions are hilarious 🙂
Is your header rhetorical? Because obviously Alexander Skarsgaard is the hottest of the hot.
That scene from Season 1 in which Bill erupts from the grave and has hot, dirty (literally!), soil smeared sex with Sookie is still one of the hottest scenes I have ever seen in my life.
Stephen Moyer for the win!
they all seem to be channeling Patrick Swayze
Kaiser you are making me laugh so hard! I’m starting to become a real Kwanten fan. I’ve only heard one radio interview with the guy but he seems so interesting. Plus I love that accent! It goes without saying that Skarsgard is to die for. Moyer never really did it for me but I wouldn’t kick him out of bed.
stephen!
Thanks! I was cracking myself up as I was looking through the photos. If any man ever used the line “Imagine this sand is your vagina” I would marry him.
Alexander and Ryan have awesome bodies but Stephen Moyer does it for me. He could have me every day of the week and twice on Tuesdays. Something about the eyes and his smile and his aloofness. And oh yeah the British accent. Sighhhhh.
Wow, they’re all hot, but Stephen’s definitely my type. Love the dark hair, blue eyes, and chest hair! Now all he needs is to grow that 5 o’clock shadow into a full-grown beard!
Hee hee! Thanks Kaiser, your captions made me LOL and the eye candy was yummy. I’m a fool for blondes, but I think Alex is sexier than Ryan.
Alex for me! Yum 😀
Stephen or Ryan
I’ll have one of each to go, please.
I don’t think we should have to choose! I vote for Eric/Bill/Jason sandwich, with a side of Sookie, please! 😉
Not that Moyer dude, thats for sure.
Askars for sure. But I’m just bummed they didn’t use Sam Trammell…so freaking yummy.
Awesome captions, Kaiser! LOL I swear the next time I’m around sand, people are going to look at me funny, because I’ll be giggling.
ditto on the sex in the dirt comment! hee-ha!
btw – am i the only person who thinks that alex & bill are sexy in character and NOT the actors themselves?
i don’t think stephen the actor is as hot as vampire bill…i dunno, maybe it’s his bangs or the antibellum southern drawl that’s more appealing to me…or the fact that he can slay sookie 6 ways from sunday in the graveyard…
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alex looks a little dweeb-ish out of character to me.
i dunno.
The captions were hilarious! I laughed out loud at each of them. 😀
they are ALL SEXY!!!! *droooools*
AlexAlexAlexAlex….
Although Beeeeeeeeeel finally brings the sexay. Probably because he’s not gray!
And YAY, Ryan doesn’t look sweaty! HOT.
Still, Alex for the win!
@ Des:
That scene from Season 1 in which Bill erupts from the grave and has hot, dirty (literally!), soil smeared sex with Sookie is still one of the hottest scenes I have ever seen in my life.
That was one of the most disturbing sex scenes I’ve seen in my life! (Remember, his junk is covered with dirt! *shudders*)
To each their own..
alex god just look at him. he is a gift for our eyes
Alex looks sexiest. They should have had the actors who play Lafayette and Sam featured too… They are hotties, too…
Whatever, the show is a total man parade.
Stephen Moyer = yummy, Bill = yucky.
Alex/Eric is just delicious and I’ll take him any way I can get him.
Ryan is gorgeous, but it’s a little hard for me to get over Jason’s himbo qualities.
I would take Charlie Day over these guys any day of the week. I don’t find any of them attractive in the slightest. Yikes.
Stephen Moyer since I saw him in Prince Valiant, plus that british accent….hot.
Their all good looking men, but Stephen is definitely the hottest!
@ Mistral: Yeah, I was wondering where Lafayette and Sam were, as well. They ARE both hotties, more than this bunch.
I don’t find any of the above all that attractive, honestly, although I wouldn’t kick Ryan Kwanten out of my bed.
Next time include Sam Trammell and Nelsan Ellis in the lineup!
I agree- Sam should be there too. I guess, as a dog lover, I have a soft spot for him 😉
What about Mehcad Brooks=Eggs. I would like mine over easy please.
They are missing Sam and Lafay too. HotMcHotHots in their own rights.
I think they are each hot in different ways. I am normally an Alex girl but I have seen some photos of Moyers that make me think twice and then Ryan reminds me of guys I loved in High school. A little nostalgia tossed in the hottie salad.
But Moyers has that Lordly accent that I have adored since Pride and Prejudice.
Don’t make me choose Kaiser!
Sam has a pinched quality about his face that I don’t like…but still wouldn’t kick him out of bed ;).
As for these three-hot goody god I want all three. At the same time. There would never be a bad place to look. Hot bodies and male junk and hairy chests and smooth ones and I need to stop and take a cold shower. I LOVE True Blood.
Alex though is my fave. Probably because he is sex on legs as Eric and then he’s slightly dweeby in real life. I don’t know why I find that duality attractive. Like he could totally bring out that Eric side when the lights went down, know what I’m sayin’?
Ryan. Kwanten. Please. I do not care for Stephen “Sooookeh” Moyer at all, but the Swedish dude is also quite sexy.
They all look gay to me.
Stephen gets my vote! True Blood has the hottest guys, hands down (and I mean that in the dirtiest way possible). But Stephen Moyer and Bill Compton just do it for me, especially in these pics.
Moyer’s got it goin’ on, and I’m on fire.
Ryan
Also why the hell is Stephen in hay? Didn’t know the True Blood had anything to do with farmland. Not unless they’re giving away some secrets for season 3, I do remember somthing about horse stables
HAHA! Kaiser’s dialogue = BRILLIANT! I need some alone time, now. Thanks! 😀
I want my Sam, and where is Lafayette? They are both hotties, too… Sam is my favorite, though.
ryan wins, ummm sand and hay? weird
They all look gay to me.
I love the “pretend this sand is your vagina” line! It’s my favorite!
Moyer doesn’t do that much for me. He’s good looking, but kind of in a weird way.
Ryan does such a good job as Jason. Mmmmhhhmmm.
I’ve only see the first season so far (waiting on the second to come out on DVD) and he’s naked in pretty much every episode so I pick him. I like what I’ve seen!
Iggles- His junk is cover in dirt…omgosh! Lol. I never thought of it that way. I didn’t care to much for that sex scene. I’ve heard it labeled as rape and I didn’t see it that way at all.
I know why Moyer doesn’t do much for me. He always looks like he’s puckering and sucking in his cheeks. Like an Olsen twin! His lips remind me of my ex-boyfriend’s. I prefer a fuller pair.
Is your header rhetorical? Because obviously Alexander Skarsgaard is the hottest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the rest well, thats what it is:rest! mull, garbage.
Don’t watch the show, know nothing about any of these dudes, am far too old for any of them, but…Kwanten, for the abs & guns alone.
Alexander is my boo for sure.
True Blood is fangtastic! OMG…bring on Alcide and some werwolfy nekkidness in season 3…
ummm I may be mobbed for this but Alex USED to be a hottie… until he stopped sleeping(?) the bags under his eyes are gross and these pics are seriously photoshopped (yes male actors get photoshopped as well.) Stephen looks like a serial killer so I guess that leaves Ryan (yummy!)
None of them. I prefer blonds and less “wall-like” meaning they’re too muscular therefore not comfortable to cuddle.
As I associate Ryan Kwanten with his stupid character; and as I in no way find stupidity a turn on, it’s virtually impossible for me to find Ryan attractive.
Bill: just no
Alex: so trite, but damn he could get it any day of the week.
Stephen Moyer looks absolutely ridiculous in those photos. Blech.
No brainer – Alex – but really it’s Eric, the vampire I find sexy. I love his character. I love True Blood and I agree with the person that called the show a man parade – gotta love all the eye candy for the ladies. yummy
“Imagine this sand is your vagina” hahahahahaha. Oh man… haha.
I want to say Alexander Skaarsgard is the one….but F me, Ryan Kwanten is a hot bitch.
No…Askars is the one….no…whichever one I meet first – HE’S the one. 😉
Alex, definitely.
Oh Lainey used to love him..now she is just jealous LOL
I’m prety sure I’ll have to nail all three in order to make an informed decision.
(…but it’s totally A.Skars.)
Seven days in a week and three guys, why do I have to choose only one?
STEPHEN MOYER
They all look gay to me.
Ryan Kwanten has one of the finest bodies I’ve ever seen on TV, but Stephen Moyer is the one who does it for me. I think it’s the combination of the British accent and the smoldering eyes. Yuuuum.
Alexander is cute, but not my type at all.
Beautiful pictures though! What a feast for the eyes.
Ryan/Jason, hands down. He’s so freaking hot and his stupidity is a turn on. Throw him a Rubiks Cube and he’ll be at it for hours and in that time, you can shop and visit Alex/Eric, Sam and Eggs.
I don’t dig Stephen/Bill because he has to be the worst actor ever and he looks awful in high-def.
Stephen Moyers is so very yummy and HOT!!
ALEX
Oh, Ryan Kwanten, the rest need to sit down. Ha.
Seriously, Ryan is so HOT. He’s now dating Whitney Duncan in real life, she’s a country artist. They make a smoldering couple, I think. Yum, I want Ryan/Jason Stackhouse Mon – Fri.
I`m from Poland and I really love celebitchy, but Alex Skarsgard is the men I want the most.
kisses