Last Wednesday, Nylon Magazine held a party for something or whatever. Among the attendees for this party were Lindsay Lohan, Eli Roth, Brandon Davis and Mischa Barton. Mischa and Brandon are exes, and although they weren‘t photographed together, by most accounts, they did see each other at the party. Later that night, Brandon‘s Twitter account was updated with this message: “Omg. Just realized my ex turned in to 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I’m gonna start dating plus sized models. Not! Mischa the Hefer”. We reported this little incident on Friday, and many of us were enraged and firmly on Team Mischa.

Now Brandon is trying to eat sh-t. In Touch Weekly is running an “exclusive” statement from him that doesn’t really make any sense. Here you go:

Mischa Barton was said to be devastated after hearing about a recent Twitter post from ex-boyfriend Brandon Davis that made cruel comments about her weight. But now, Brandon tells In Touch exclusively that not only did he not make the taunts, he doesn’t even have a Twitter account!

“I would never say anything nasty about Mischa, especially about her weight,” the oil heir tells In Touch. “I am pissed that someone stole my identity and started Twittering things.”

Even his friend Michele Gargani knows he doesn’t do the whole Internet thing: “He has no clue what Twitter is, so it is obviously a fake account.”

One insider reports that Mischa has been offered $100,000 to publicly lose weight with Jenny Craig, although the company denies that claim. Besides, says the insider, “Mischa’s not that fat and is working out with a trainer to get her body back to what it was before.”

[From In Touch Weekly]

So is he saying that he doesn’t even have a Twitter account? Because he does. So that’s a lie. Or maybe he’s saying he has a Twitter account but doesn’t know how to operate it? Because obviously he does, he took down the insulting tweets and there are new tweets from him on the account now. See:

[From Brandon’s Twitter feed]

So he has a Twitter account, he knows how to update it, and he’s apologized via tweets. Now, did someone (Rick Soloman, the dude who boned Paris Hilton in that sex tape) post the stuff about Mischa? Could be. But I still think it was Brandon who did it. I mean, it’s not like this guy is some kind of gentleman and we can just take at his word. He’s a disgusting pig who likely badmouths his exes all the time. What else does he have to do all day, seriously?

Oh, and regarding the whole “Mischa is getting offers from Jenny Craig” thing? Give me a f-cking break, Jenny Craig. Mischa has put on like 15 pounds, and she’s now about a size six. She doesn’t need to diet! She needs to stop doing drugs and get a real job.