Unfortunately, we don’t have that great photo of Audrina Patridge with her eyes rolling back into her head (see here at Dlisted). We do have this photo (above) of Audrina looking totally normal for her, meaning “cock-eyed as hell”. Does she have a diagnosed lazy eye? Am I being mean to someone with a diagnosed condition, or is it that she’s simply dumb and her eyes are constantly at war with each other? Anyhoodle, this is Audrina at last night’s Us Weekly bash celebrating Jennifer Lopez. I told you it wasn’t really an honor for J.Lo to get that Style Icon award. The turnout was totally budget C-listers, like Audrina.
But hopefully we won’t have to see much more of people like Audrina. Did you know that The Hills is drawing to a close? All of these random, talent less people will soon be out of a “job” – if you consider “being vapid and letting people film you” a job. But according to this little piece of gossip from Star Magazine, it seems like Audrina fancies herself a diva!
Audrina Patridge is over The Hills. She threw a tantrum at LA’s bar210 on April 11 when producers asked her to film more shots.
“She screamed, ‘I haven’t slept for two days!’” a source says.
Just two days earlier, she refused to speak at all while taping at Toast with Kristin Cavallari. Good thing it’s the show’s last season!
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
Oh, poor little baby, she didn’t sleep for two days straight? Why was that? Because she was too busy being paid to party? That’s like Lindsay Lohan complaining about how she didn’t get any sleep because she was too busy sitting up, doing drugs and crack tweeting. These girls don’t realize that there are other options. Oh, well. Audrina will learn soon enough that she’s has no talent or intelligence, and people aren’t interested in her if she’s not on TV. I can’t wait!
Audrina Patridge at Us Weekly’s event on April 22, 2010. Credit: WENN & PicApp
I like her, I don’t know why. Yes, I do – she’s hot, in a plastic but not full on RealDoll way!
Well, to be fair, I’d probably be a temperamental b*tch too if I could only look upwards. Creepy ceiling eyes!! Think of all the stuff she trips over since she cannot see the ground…maybe she didn’t eat for 2 days because she couldn’t see the plate!
But seriously…is it a medical condition? Why can’t this c*nt ever look anywhere but up? I know about being wall-eyed and cross-eyed but WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS IT??? Any doctors up in this camp help us out here please!
WTH is she wearing? major fail!
what’s wrong with her feet? Her toes are scary too.
And yeah, goodbye Hills.
You know you’ve hit rock bottom when Ashley Simpson’s famewhoring cast-off can’t stand to be around you.
Omg ! her eyes just annoy the hell out of me , I have just started watchin reruns of “The Hills ” and even then she’s in those shows with her eyes to the ceiling . Wtf .
I don’t think there is a defined medical condition other than the fact that some of her extraocular muscles (particularly the one at the bottom of the eye) appears to be weaker than the one at the top so that her eye is pulled upward. It has actually improved over the years. When she first appeared on the show her cornea was fully visible under the iris. Now her iris actually touches the lower eyelid. It doesn’t seem to affect her eyesight (as far as I know).
Anyway, it’s not lazy eye (amblyopia).
K i’m not a fan of this girl, but honestly i think ppl should stop picking on her because of her eyes. I don’t know if it’s diagnosed or whatever, but she clearly has some medical condition with them, and i don’t think we should be making fun of it 🙁 I’ve got one eye that goes smaller when i’m smiling…very self conscious about it so i’m sure with a more obvious condition like she has, she probably is too
I just don’t understand why all these people would attend an event hosted by a tabloid and then complain when they print stories about them
fat girl just waiting to get out
Dear gawd, look at those feet – barf. She is as useless and pointless as the rest of ’em.
Nah, that was just the death wail of her “career”.
She’d better enjoy the last bits of filming and events, because I doubt anyone will pay attention to her again.
I knew this girl in college who always looked up or to the side in pictures to avoid having the “red eye” effect when the flash hits the eyes and makes them look red. She looked more stupid looking away from the camera than she would have if she had gotten the red eye, which doesn’t seem to happen that much.
I feel kind of bad for this one because she really is dense as a door knob. There is nothing upstairs and she isnt that pretty. She better hope she gets her own reality show or her 15 mins are over. Well they will be after he reality show ends anyhow so ….
Agree with the above but don’t feel sad at all; she made bank and probably blew most of it, and it will be fun watching the self-absorbed bozo confront reality. She just is a zero – well, there’s always the convenience for employment – no offense to ppl that work in convenience stores out of need though.
I’m watching the first season of The Hills on mtv right now and at least she didn’t turn out the Heidi looks now. Heidi used to be so pretty.
It usually comes from a lax lower eyelid, causing more of the white to show under the iris.
It’s called “Sanpaku” eyes in Japanese homeopathy and I think there are different attributes supposedly assigned to people with Sanpaku eyes.
those shoes should not be allowed to exist
Adderall eyes.
Holey Moley…. those are some FUGLY feet, and the shoes she’s housing them in are just as awful. Cover up the claws, Audrina : They’re scaring me.
I wish all of these disgusting talentless people would just go away most of all that mule faced Kim.
What IS going on with her eyes?! Does she need some sort of eye socket adjustment?
@ dawnashella
I’m with you 100%! I think there are more reality tv shows than regular dramas & comedy. I want good TV not some stupid famewhores looking to become famous by acting like assholes.
I think the reason for this is that there are more stupid, ignorant people watching TV and they demand crap like this show. I can’t come up with another conclusion!
This is not too much white showing below the iris. She is actually casting her gaze upwards, not looking straight ahead.
I know she can’t help how her eyes look, but I just can’t look at her. To be fair, I can’t look at ANY of the “Hills” idiots, with the possible exception of Lauren Conrad. And even she is getting on my nerves lately, always doing this weird pose in photos.
I thought that (sadly) she already got another “reality” show on MTV after “Hills” is done. 🙁