At this point, it’s kind of easier to make a list of things that Lindsay Lohan has NOT stolen. The latest item that Lindsay is accused of stealing is a $35,000 Rolex which belonged to one of her “friends”. Seriously, TMZ put “friends” in quotes, like they can’t believe it either. Like “if you were really Lindsay’s friend you would know she’s a cracked out jewel thief.” So, let’s add “Rolex” to our list of sh-t that Lindsay has stolen throughout the years: a fur coat, clothing and leggings designs, $10,000 worth of clothes from a friend, thousands of dollars worth of jewels in Paris, $400,000 worth of jewelry from a magazine shoot, and those are only the ones I could find in a quick 2-minute search. Ugh. Here’s more from the Rolex heist:

Lindsay Lohan has been named a suspect in the theft of a $35,000 Rolex watch, law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

We’re told the watch belongs to one of Lindsay’s “friends,” who accidentally left it at Lindsay’s house earlier this year — and never got it back.

But sources tell us that cops have photographic evidence which could prove Lindsay knows exactly where the Rolex went. We’re told cops rolled over to Lohan’s pad Wednesday to question the actress about the Rolex — but Lindsay denied any involvement in the theft.

So far, no arrests have been made in the case — but it’s another major issue for Lohan … who seems to be in a downward spiral.

Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, tells TMZ, “The allegations are completely untrue.”

[From TMZ]

Wow, Lindsay still has a lawyer! There’s a silver lining, I suppose. But this Holley dude isn’t the same one who filed the milkaholic lawsuit! Oh, Lindsay must have multiple lawyers to cover up all of her cracked out shenanigans.

Oh, TMZ just updated their story – apparently the cops have a photo of Lindsay wearing the stolen Rolex. TMZ thinks that the photo could be from last week, when Lindsay was doing some cracked out shopping instead of making an appearance at her deposition – but TMZ doesn’t know if it’s the same allegedly stolen watch. Look at me, I dropped an “allegedly” on Lindsay! F-ck me, I know she did it. Here are photos from the same day, with Lindsay wearing this watch that could be the stolen one:

Lindsay on April 14, 2010 in LA, Credit: WENN.