Paris Hilton: “I’ve done it all on my own, I earned all this”

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For some God-awful reason, Esquire decided to profile Paris Hilton in their May issue devoted to women. I haven’t paid attention to Paris in a while, only catching up on her antics as I skimmed stories for the links. I know she and Doug Reinhardt finally broke up, and I know that they’re now fighting about who did the dumping and who had more to gain from the relationship. So, basically, I’m reading this Paris profile without feeling the heavy nausea that I feel when I’m reading about someone like, say, Tila Tequila. Paris seems almost quaint compared to many of the f-cking train wrecks operating in Celebrity-ville today. However, even though I went into this wanting to give Paris the benefit of the doubt, I realized that Paris is still the same old moron. But it’s comforting, on some level. The complete Esquire piece is here (it’s a slideshow with interview excerpts), but here are some of the highlights:

Three days and nights in Parisworld is an experience like few others, and not in a bad way, either. It confirmed what we have always believed — the best stories happen when subjects let us in. It began with a blind e-mail contact, a week of back and forth, a trial meeting — the father looked me over pretty good before the okay was given. It ended on a windy night in her boudoir, the balcony doors thrown open. And then, before you knew it, it was over.

Paris Hilton opens her house and speaks of everything: Her sex tape (“I was humiliated. There were people who thought I released it myself.”), her “reckless driving” (on an empty stomach on her way to In-N-Out), the bogus photo-shopped pudenda scandal (“Ewww. I always wear underwear.”) — and along the way demonstrates how easy it is for a real person to be turned into a cartoon character. Is it possible there’s something about Paris Hilton that we’ve missed?

The tour begins, cordially enough, in the drawing room of her house. There are pictures, images, likenesses everywhere. Many are of Paris herself — only the hottest justify display. Many are of Paris and her friends. Paris and Mariah. Paris and Jessica. Paris and Carmen. Paris and Fergie. Paris and Nicole and Nicky, each of them in its own fun frame.

Paris only rarely employs her well-known baby-sexpot voice. (“I talk like that when I’m nervous,” she will later say.) When the producers signed up Paris for The Simple Life, she says they gave her these acting notes: “Paris, be the dumbest you can be. Just be a dumb, ditzy blonde — like Legally Blonde meets Green Acres meets Clueless.” BFF Nicole Richie, her sidekick, was told to be the mean one. BTW, they are friends again. “That whole fight was engineered by the producers,” Paris says unconvincingly, the only time that I feel she is being less than honest.

“My house is kind of like a reflection of my life and my accomplishments and what I’ve done,” Paris says in her serious voice. “And I’ve done it all on my own. When my parents and my grandfather came over for the first time, I was so proud. It just feels good to like walk around and be like … I earned all this, you know? I see some of my friends I grew up with from rich families. Their parents spoiled them and they never made them work and just give them an allowance. And now they’re like 30 and still living off the parents, having to ask for everything, being on a budget. It’s nice to feel accomplished and independent. I don’t have to depend on anyone but myself.”

It was here, in the living room, where Paris spoke about the reckless driving arrest that led to her infamous incarceration: “It wasn’t even a DUI, that was not why I was in jail. That’s why I was charged with reckless driving. It was literally three sips of a margarita at dinner after I had just shot my music video — I hadn’t really eaten anything all day and I showed up to the dinner late because I was shooting the music video. And then, like two blocks away from In-N-Out burger, is where I got pulled over. I just thought it was really unfair.”

Paris’s assortment of pink two-wheeled conveyances, including a pink scooter, a pink mountain bike, a pink beach cruiser, and a pink Harley Davidson mini. Girlish? Princess-like? Absolutely. On her signature pink Bentley, Paris has this to say: “It’s a little too showy to drive it anywhere, unfortunately.” The inside is custom decorated with Swarovski crystal.

Before we went to lunch at the Ivy, Paris felt as if her car was too dirty to drive, so she hosed it off herself. On the way home out of the restaurant, we were surrounded by paparazzi. A chase ensued through Beverly Hills: She set her jaw, blared Madonna’s “Like a Virgin,” and gunned the throaty blue Bentley convertible, weaving through traffic, making it into a little game. There was no anger evident; it was more like sport.

She does not seem to be one of those celebs who complains about the very system that got her here in the first place — though she could do without the helicopters hovering over her place when she’s trying to lay out at her own pool. At times, her celebrity is frightening even to her.

[From Esquire]

My favorite part was “And I’ve done it all on my own… It just feels good to like walk around and be like … I earned all this, you know? I see some of my friends I grew up with from rich families. Their parents spoiled them and they never made them work and just give them an allowance…It’s nice to feel accomplished and independent. I don’t have to depend on anyone but myself.” Especially given this note: “She does not seem to be one of those celebs who complains about the very system that got her here in the first place.. At times, her celebrity is frightening even to her.” All of this, and she doesn’t do anything! She has no talent. She’s not an actress, not a singer, not a writer, not even a current reality star. What is she so proud of achieving again? That people pay her to show up at parties? Really? And that gives her a sense of “accomplishment and independence.” Ugh. Same old Paris.

Esquire has a bunch of photos of Paris’s house too. It’s startling how many photos of herself she has throughout her house.

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Photos of Paris & her home courtesy of Esquire.

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  1. bite me says:

    that house looks tacky, just like its owner

  2. Luci says:

    the pillow with her face is specially scary! (she’s got an appaling bad taste)
    I wonder how many pictures of herself madonna has??

    I think we (meaning public) made her.
    she just sells a product -herself-
    so I agree with her statement that she’s done all of that by herself.
    She is there obviously because of her family, but she has made a 25M$, unlike say rod stewart’s daughter, who lives on allowances, or peaches geldof.
    she’s a self-entitled b*tch? yeah, sure, but like it or not, people buy her perfumes, hair extensions, watch her reality shows, etc
    And she’s pretty good in doing that

    I think the southpark episode depicts her very well jeje
    http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/812/

  3. Melanie says:

    Sure she did, after Grandpa cut her out of the will.

  4. miranda says:

    Oh honey, the only thing you “earned on your own” was that Valtrex script! That said, I do own a copy of her album and it’s not actually that bad. I’ll go shot myself now…

  5. Jazz says:

    Bitch please!!

  6. canadianchick says:

    I think she has merchandising, she’s modelled, and has made money that way. I agree she isn’t talented at anything but exploiting her brand/name. I feel sorry for her, like Jessica Simpson,her rep is about being dumb so I doubt any nice guys will go for her and her portrait pillow.

  7. lin234 says:

    Yea she earned it… on her back.

  8. Lita says:

    The tiff with Nicole Richie part was the only one they felt she was being less than honest in? Really? “Literally” 3 sips of a margarita and she was over 0.8? Amazing metabolism she has – surprised she can summon the energy to move her eyebrow even if that’s the case.

  9. Lita says:

    @miranda – golly!! I think there’s a support group for that ;o)

  10. malina says:

    She has definitelly done something (very little though) to earn her money, but it’s not like she left her family and started on her own. Her family’s fortune made it possible for her to start a career of being a celebrity with no other occupation, and after she had build her notoriety she could start using it to make profits.

    And I wouldn’t want to have pictures of myself at my house if I looked like her lol.

  11. annaloo says:

    “I realized that Paris is still the same old moron. But it’s comforting, on some level. ”

    Hahahahahha— this site has the best Mean Girl lines ever

  12. Larissa says:

    she made money on her own, definitely, was it really EARNED? don´t think so.

  13. Kaiser says:

    annaloo – I was oddly comforted by this. She’s still the same moron, everyone else has just gotten crazier.

  14. Chelly says:

    I havent even read the article yet but judging by the title alone I think Im gonna go with:

    “Dumb, spoiled, HEAVILY gased smut”

    Ok, I will go read it now & see if my opinion changes.

  15. Samantha says:

    I don’t want to hate her because she came into money. She can’t control that, she was born into it. However she HAS done some things even though she obviously didn’t have to do it. She could have just sat back and did absolutely nothing. However she did do some shows, she models some…does some appearances…Granted, I know she is a major partier so the showing at events doesn’t matter since she would have been there anyway…But yeah, I give her SOME credit. And for as much whoring around has she has done, she hasn’t gotten pregnant which means she is at least smart in that sense.

  16. Cat says:

    Ok, I am going to play devil’s advocate here. While I agree she is a useless vapid faux-celebrity, she has done a lot of “work” throwing her name on anything that will take it. An expert at marketing her brand of spoiled entitled fluffy pink glittery wares. Isn’t that more of a indictment of the people who bought her crap and made her “self made”. If it never sold, she wouldn’t get hired. Just sayin’

  17. Chelly says:

    Nope….still the same

  18. bellaluna says:

    Yes, she did it all on her own. And her family’s money made it possible for her to do so. She’s such a twat.

  19. padiddle says:

    yes they photoshopped someone else’s crotch over your underwear for what purpose again?
    it’s like she thinks the public is as stupid as she is.

  20. lola lola says:

    Brainless, classless and clueless

  21. bite me says:

    Paris had to earn her own money because grampy Hilton is not going to leave her a lot of money…there was a big article about how much money paris and her parents really have in Vanity Fair a couple of years ago

  22. Chelly says:

    Umm Samantha who knows how many abortions this girl has had in her life. I wouldnt put it past her to have used that as a form of birth control

  23. Green Is Good says:

    File this mess under “B*tch, please”. This twit sets the bar high for Narcissism.

  24. Just a Poster says:

    Like her or not, she has parlayed her ‘tabloid moment’ into an actual career. She actually does have a good business head and yes she did have some ‘help’ but she morphed that into a brand that actually makes money.

    And compared to the Tila’s out in the World, she looks like Donald Trump! Even Nicole has forged a career out of her tabloid moment. Good for them! Perhaps these girls are way smarter than anyone (us, the general public) has ever thought to give credit for.

    Just a thought, perhaps not a popular thought but a valid one.

  25. Cinderella says:

    It was so nice to not see her crazy mug plastered all over the place. Don’t tell me she’s back. Dammit to hell.

  26. Missmilly says:

    barf alert

  27. nanster says:

    Anyone remember her little stint in jail and how she said she’d do something to change the world because she was a “changed person”? I am still waiting to see that and I have a feeling I’ll be waiting a long time. Too bad that this vapid moron couldn’t use her celebrity status to do something good for someone else. She is nothing but a self-absorbed little twit.

  28. flourpot says:

    Lets see – sex tape, check. Modelling underwear, check. Being paid for partying, check. Reality show, check. Good work, there. Such effort. /golfclap

  29. buenavissta says:

    @nanster, you took the words right out of my mouth, well said.

  30. Wow says:

    I love to hate on Paris, but truth be told she was smart enough to brand herself. And I do think that her success is due mostly to her marketing her image well. As shallow as it seems, it is an accomplishment to basically have people to pay you to party. Heck, in this economy, who wouldn’t love a gig like that.

    Her last name may have gotten her in the door but her own antics got her noticed and more job offers. She has “smarts” but just on a different level than “normal smarts”. 🙂

  31. canadianchick says:

    @flourpot lol, good one.

  32. Dallas says:

    Right! Take that famous last name away and what do you have……..Nothing! Which, is exactly how she made her money…….

  33. Billy Baloney says:

    Come on now, if her last name was Kozlowski do you really think it would have any value as a “brand”? She’s a Hilton and that fact accounts for 100% of everything she’s ever done.

  34. fizXgirl314 says:

    Earned what exactly? No self respecting grown adult would be caught dead being associated with her, her sad disdainful shows or her crap products… The stuff she sells are probably given as gag gifts… seriously, does anyone know of a single person who likes this woman/drag queen? They must all be in hiding and seeking treatment…

  35. original kate says:

    if her last name weren’t hilton she’d be waiting tables at TGI friday’s. how dumb does she think we are?

  36. Bill Hicks is God says:

    Paris Hilton is so full of Paris Hilton she probably craps miniature versions of herself.

  37. a says:

    she has a pillow of herself!?

  38. teri says:

    Oh honey I’m sure your Hilton name had nothing to do with your fame and fortune either. It’s just because your super great right? NOT because your grandfather left your family millions. By the way didn’t your family sue him to get that money that wasn’t entitled to them to begin with?

  39. GatsbyGal says:

    She’d be stipping during happy hour at The Landing Strip if her name wasn’t Hilton.

  40. murdoch1234 says:

    Her elbows freak me out not to mention the lazy eye, the warped nose, the flat chest and that stupid dumbass voice she puts on to get around people.she’s one thick whore

  41. jaxong says:

    Didn’t this narcissistic prostitute’s fifteen minutes run out a while back?

  42. Dusky says:

    She does seem full of herself, but I’m sorry, she’s starting to grow on me… somebody please slap me now.

  43. daisyfly says:

    If she had relied on a “modeling” career, she’d have been able to afford a condo in Boca and a Corolla tricked out a la Pimp My Ride.

    But she didn’t rely on her modeling. Instead she parleyed a porn film into television career as a vapid blond, and then into merchandising of crappy products and life rafts…er…shoes.

    She can talk about how humiliating it is to have that tape out, but if it hadn’t been released, no one would know who she was because she’s just like most nepotistic little snots whose parents are trust fund babies who have to get shitfaced and arrested to make anything other than frou frou society pages that no one outside of the the Hamptons reads.

  44. Slymm27 says:

    Like it or not, Paris Hilton is a very smart girl. Fine she has a famous last name, and that has made it easier for her, but don’t hate her for it. You are all just jealous.

  45. Anonandonandon says:

    @Slymm27

    Her last name didn’t make it easier for her. It made it ALL possible. She got her start by dressing like a streetwalker and showing up to high profile parties where her last name got her on the guest list. The paparazzi were curious wanting to know who the new whore was so they took her photograph and asked her name. A legend was born. Paris and the paparazzi have a symbiotic relationship. They take photographs of her because it’s easy money. The tabloids purchase the photos and publish them along with stories which keep her a hot commodity. The cycle repeats. Thus she keeps getting business opportunities and endorsement offers which apparently she never refuses. Champagne in a can anyone?

    If offered, would any of you endorse a cheesy product for a large amount of money? If you answered yes then congratulations are in order. You are now a financial genius just like Paris Hilton! When people hand you things you are smart enough to accept them. Well done.

    As for her being intelligent, why when questioned by a police detective about a case did she say, “I’m not like that smart. I like forget stuff all the time.’? If she was staying in “character” for the detective then she has no integrity. Wasn’t she even in fact quoted as telling a judge that she signs things without reading them all of the time? The fact is she isn’t brilliant, she simply takes advantage of the privilege she has. If we all had this luxury then we’d be a country full of millionaires. She is living proof that the rich get richer and it takes money to make money.

    Don’t think for one minute that her last name didn’t land her a modeling career either. First of all, shouldn’t a model have more than one pose? The only photographs taken of her should be accompanied by the text, “Before” or “Alive…but why?” at the bottom. She looks like Alice the Goon with Popeye’s squint. She looks like a Dick Tracy villain. She’s a Picasso painting come to life. A human platypus. The only reason people give her a second look is to gawk at her disproportionately large hands and feet and wonder if there is a man under that outfit. Tell me how the combination of her strangely shaped body, oddly shaped head, David Duchovny jaw, lazy eye, gummy worm lips and that beak she calls a nose she has not only been a model but on a few Most Beautiful lists? It’s all because of her birth name and the fact that it’s easy to lure her and her kind into a photo shoot where the theme is “Look at Me!”

    What has she done with all of her fame? She shows it off. She goes from show to show hawking her products and telling everyone how much everybody loves her and how wonderful she is. How noble. Of course this was all before her arrest. Her time done in jail really changed her. She’s nothing like she used to be. Right? I mean she said so on Larry King. She wouldn’t lie would she? I mean who could be dumb enough to believe the obvious lies that come out of this booger eating moron’s mouth? Fans of Paris Hilton, that’s who.

    I’ll be honest. I would love to have her money but if the trade was that I had to be as hated as she is, to be a living punch line and have no real friends then I’ll stick to an honest days pay for an honest days work.

    Dear media,

    Please, no more Paris Hilton. We’ve heard her one catch phrase and seen her one pose. She has nothing to offer, she never did. It’s time to flush this turd because she’s beginning to stink.

    Signed,
    The 99.99 Percenters

  46. Dingles says:

    Born on third base and thinks she hit a triple.

  47. jover says:

    If the late-nigth comedians need joke writers then the above posters should be used; Hicks Is God that’s a great line. You have to wonder at some level does she realize what a useless piece of insignificant flotsam she really is – or is that one thought way beyond her tinkerbell pea brain.

  48. yae says:

    She was born into wealth like a two-legged poodle and she EARNED it?

    Who does she think she’s fooling? Ah, the filthy rich are amusing.

    C’mere Paris, I have some liver-snaps.

  49. Ruffian9 says:

    Anonandonandon: April 28th, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    *applause*

  50. sassy says:

    Bill Hicks is God – You are genius!!! Awesome!