Just a little Lindsay Lohan crack shenanigans to amuse you on this tortured Cuatro de Mayo. First off, what is going on with her belly and belly button? Weird. Next subject: Lindsay is back in LA after spending a few days in New York with her mom, filming a segment for Entertainment Tonight for Mother’s Day. By the way, that’s like the worst Mother’s Day gift ever. “Happy Mother’s Day, I’m a crackhead.” Just think, I only got my mom the Sherlock Holmes DVD! Note to my mother: Surprise! Anyway, Page Six had some funny/sad information about Dina and Lindsay’s Excellent Adventure in New York, and about Dina coming to back to LA with Lindsay.
Lindsay Lohan partied late Sunday night after making a quick buck over the weekend. On Friday, Lohan and her mother, Dina, taped a Mother’s Day-themed segment for “Entertainment Tonight.”
Sources said the show paid Lindsay $10,000 for the interview, but a rep for ET said, “We didn’t pay her a dime.”
Lindsay partied at Juliet in Chelsea Sunday with 10 people. A spy said she arrived at 3 a.m., ordered beer, vodka and champagne for the table and danced on banquettes.
She and Dina flew to LA yesterday, where she is expected finally to be deposed in the civil suit brought against her by three passengers in her car who claim they were kidnapped and terrorized one night in 2007.
[From Page Six]
Yes, Dina is now in LA with Lindsay, they flew together yesterday. And guess what they did as soon as they touched down? Read to the blind? Saluted the troops? Adopted an orphan? Of course not. Mother and daughter got wasted together. Which in and of itself wouldn’t be so terrible, except that Lindsay had to come back to LA because of her third-times-a-charm rescheduled deposition:
Lindsay Lohan is clearly in a better place now that her mom is in town — actually, it’s the same ol’ place … the Chateau Marmont where mother/daughter partied until 2 AM today.
If Lindsay made a beeline for home, she might get 5 or 6 hours of sleep before her deposition this morning … if she doesn’t appear this morning it will be her 3rd no-show and she’ll probably lose the case.
Lindsay is being sued by passengers in a car who claim they were held hostage by LiLo during a crazy, drunken ride down Pacific Coast Highway in 2007.
Dina Lohan flew with Lindsay from NYC to L.A. yesterday to make sure she showed up this AM. Right.
[From TMZ]
TMZ actually put a live feed outside of the courthouse where Lindsay was supposed to appear, and magically, she did! Of course she was 22 minutes late. Still, Dina can do something right, even if she goes out drinking and partying with her alcoholic, milkaholic, crackhead daughter. Dina can get her daughter to the courthouse within a half an hour of the scheduled time! Dina thinks court is like a club – it’s better to show up fashionably late.
By the way, just one last note – Lindsay didn’t go to the Met Ball last night, obviously, and she was crack tweeting to fashion writer Derek Blasberg (Bazaar, VMAN) about how she was “sad i’m not going to be at the met gala with you as my arm candy”. Guest of a Guest asks if Lindsay was even invited.
Here’s Lindsay upon her arrival at the courthouse:
Lindsay & Dina at the airport on May 3, 2010, and Lindsay on May 4, 2010 on her way to the deposition, credit: INFphoto.com
That is some major face bloat she’s sporting.
that’s what the brat wore to court?
Who wears a belly shirt to court??
Of course Dina is going to make sure Blohan gets to her deposition…if Blohan didn’t make it this time, she’d probably lose the case, which means White Oprah’s meal ticket would be for a smaller amount.
EDIT: @ sasha – I think that’s the airport pic – the one of her in the car is the court pic, and Lord only knows what she’s wearing in that one!
@bellaluna-good point
Sigh…c’mon judge, throw the book at her.
She looks majorly f***ed up in the very first picture….just me or does anyone agree??? And who cares if her mom gets her to court on time???? She needs to be getting her off the booze and drugs and keep ali away from LILO until she’s clean then maybe I’ll give her credit for getting her to court on time
Oh and what is that black necklace thing around her neck in the first pic???? Looks like a little baggy holder….maybe for her drugs!!!!!
GO TO REHAB!! A real one, not some spa.
And stay there for at least 3 months, without ANY contact with your toxic mother and ‘friends’.
Oh! She’s wearing those highly fashionable grandpa shoes she stole off some homeless guy.
Why would you want to sport your bloated belly? Ugh
@Lisa I think those necklaces are def for their drugs, Lindsay used to wear it a lot a few months back and someone said it was a meth pouch. Both Dina and Lindsay are wearing them. Sad.
Her mother ought to be ashamed of herself for enabling her daughter and now moving up to drinking buddy. It’s getting too sad to even watch anymore.
Ugggh, once again she does juuuuuust enough to keep out of major trouble. I’m so sick of this!
If I had been the judge, I would’ve ruled after she was five minutes late that she hadn’t showed and it was time for jail.
She sure likes showing off her drug bloated belly. UCK!
Best mom in the world!!!!!!!
@toto thanks for the info…. I hadn’t even noticed her mom was wearing one till u said something. I was to focused on how messed up LILO looked…this family is sad and I’m sure if they all fell off the face of the earth no one would even notice!!
PUH-FCKING-LEASE you REALLY think anna + oprah would have invited this piece of garbage to the met gala???
there’s no way in hell she was invited.
oh dear.
She spends money on half ripped shirts? What is with the homeless old man look? Did she finally run out of fashionable things to buy that this is considered fashionable? Yuck.
i wish i could have a chance to live a week in her shoes i sure in the hell wouldn’t take advantage of being her like she does. i would try everything i could to be a good role model an help out other countrys an of course mine to make things better,,,ppl like her make me sick, rich an famous an totaly takes it as a JOKE!!!!
I usually don’t like the idea of sending drug/alcohol addicts to jail (don’t think it helps them at all), but Lindsay has been to rehab 3 times. She is court mandated to say away from drugs and alcohol but still is seen going to clubs and drinking. Probation isn’t working for her. She obviously isn’t going to get help on her own. She needs to be sent to jail for a few months. It could save her life.
don’t quote me.. but i think those pouch things are actually something like from http://www.myblesslev.com/ only a bit more expensive (tho 55 dollars for a neck pouch seems pretty expensive to me)
Samantha wears a simpler one and has worn simple brown or black ones for a good long while. and on some online thing she did with Shooter Jennings, she mentioned it was for protection and had a Hebrew prayer in it.
And i guess after seeing Sam and Lindsay wearing those things for who knows how long, someone decided to make money by taking them mainstream? Cuz the “blesslev” site seems really New Age-y meets Make-Money.
Mother an excellent role model!!
no wonder the daughter is ruined at an early age!!!!
Daylight is not kind to her bloated face.
Where was Ali?!? Was the dealer babysitting her?
It must take some balls to keep your drugs on your person going through the airport. Ah well, when security asked why they were sweating so much, they just said they did the last of their stash in the bathroom as to not traffic drugs cross country.