Not to be mean, but what’s going on with Teri Hatcher? CB and I were trying to figure out if she’s just overly-Botoxed or if she had some eye work done. She’s looking particularly cat-like in these new photos. Teri was in NYC yesterday, launching her new advice website GetHatched. Not to be confused with GetThatched, a thatching site which is also about to launch (it was the first one I found, and I was honestly confused). GetHatched is an advice site aimed at 40-something moms, from what I can tell, It’s like GOOP for 40-somethings, only not as constipated, and with a more Disney-centric view of life (Disney is hosting the site). Here’s more:

Teri Hatcher wants us to believe that she is like any normal mother. According to the actress’s new online blog, she is ‘one of those women that does the laundry, cleans the house, feeds the pets, drives the carpool, and as if that wasn’t enough of a job, also brings home the bacon. (And then cooks it, too!)’

But judging by these pictures, it appears there is nothing ordinary about the Desperate Housewife star. The age defying 45-year-old, who plays Susan Mayer on the hit U.S. show, turned heads in a red Dolce & Gabanna dress and gold peep-toe stilettos at the launch of Gethatched.com in New York yesterday, a new website where ‘Teri and friends tell it like it is.’

Offering advice on fashion, relationships and careers based on her own experiences, Teri promises however that Get Hatched is not ‘The Teri Hatcher reality show.’

The site, created in collaboration with Disney, includes an interview with co-star Eva Longoria Parker and readers even had the opportunity to vote for the satin number Teri wore last night.

The single mother said: ‘We graciously take on these responsibilities because we have big hearts and deep wells of commitment. But the weight of all of this too often leaves us drained and craving support of our own. That’s why I wanted to create GetHatched as a resource, a go-to respite, a trustworthy support system for women.’

‘GetHatched is about finding your way to the ME part without getting lost along the way. My desire is to be able to reach women, lots of women, and supply just the right boost they might need on any given day.’

‘And I want it to be a place where I want to go – and it is.’

The brunette will no doubt be drawing on her own experiences. Teri married first husband Marcus Leithold in 1988 but they divorced the following year. She was then married to actor Jon Tenney for nine years during which they had a daughter, Emerson Rose, before divorcing in 2003.

[From The Daily Mail]

I love Teri’s second ex-husband, Jon Tenney. He’s on The Closer, and he’s awesome and really good-looking. Now, regarding the site – eh. It sounds like an interesting project I suppose. I would imagine it will get more coverage and more initial readership just because it’s affiliated with Disney, and because it’s part of the “Disney Family” online community. But it really does remind me of a less-constipated GOOP. I don’t expect Teri to start recommending endless juice detoxes, but I would imagine the answer to a lot of mom-dilemmas will involve taking a trip to DisneyWorld.

Teri at the launch of GetHatched in NYC on May 10, 2010. Credit: WENN.