I know everyone has probably seen these photos of Mariah Carey and Nick “Not Good Enough to Hold The Purse” Cannon leaving a medical center in LA yesterday. Dlisted already took the perspective of “WTF is Mimi wearing?” while Bossip asked my favorite question of the week “Why The Fu*k Is Mariah Carey Always Seen Leaving A Medical Building???” Basically, there’s all kinds of wrong happening in MariahWorld.
I have to say, it was the fashion aspect that attracted me to these photos. Mariah’s rocking the kind of Walmart-fabulous ensemble that would give Karl Lagerfeld a heart attack. Why would you pair low-key sweats with clunky heels? Does Mariah not know how to walk if she’s not wearing heels? Answer: Trick question, she barely knows how to walk, period. She’s carried everywhere. Another question: Why are the sweatpants cut like that? It makes her hips and thighs look even bulkier than they already are – and we already now Mariah has gained some “happily married” weight. Mariah is starting to remind me of Edina Monsoon in Absolutely Fabulous. “Thin ankles, darling, thin ankles!”
I won’t even get into how dumb Nick looks. This is the first time I’ve looked at photos of them and thought “mother and son”. He looks a 12-year-old kid about to start whining to his mom that he wants to play ball with his boys.
Mariah and Nick in LA on May 11, 2010. Credit: Pacific Coast News.
grown men wearing the sideways trucker/baseball cap always look…”special.”
Hilarious, really. I am sad to report that this is a “style” choice you see all too often here in LA. Along with the stilettos with bikinis, and people who wear their PJs to the grocery, this is a sight often seen.
Can’t believe you didn’t mention that ridiculous necklace she’s wearing, Kaiser.
Amanda – Sorry, I was too overcome by the sweats and heels.
The necklace is hideous too.
No comment about her hair? Really?
The mother/son thing was hilarious!
She even looks like she’s giving him a motherly ribbing in that second photo:
“Pull up your pants, Nick; you look like a bum.”
She looks like white trash.
I think that necklace (the pink diamond covered pacifier/ring pop) was a gift from Nick for their anniversary…I remember seeing the tackiness somewhere else.
The two of them are like cartoon characters at this point.
*audible sigh* Maybe (mmmmaybe) she was chillin’ at home in the sweat outfit, barefoot, and Nick was like “Mariah, you know we have that appt. we need to leave so we can be there on time!” and she puts the BonBons to the side, licks her fingers and says “I’m ready. Let’s go” and those shoes are what’s by the door? She can’t be bothered to go up the stairs; Nick shakes his head imperceptibly and says “Come on, baby. Let’s just go”.
Your so right about the looking like mother and son comment. HAHAHAHA
Hey I wonder with the medical buildings and the weight, maybe she’s trying to get pregnant, hormone injections, etc?
Can’t stand her anyway, but it is a theory.
Yes, she looks like white trash and he looks like a child. I have always thought they look like mother and son. What they see in each other eludes me, but hey – they’re enjoying themselves.
happily marriage couple?..not!
Can I just say that I love you even more now that I know, you know the “thin ankles darling” quote!
She has a, how can I sya this delicately… fatty p***u lol
Not that I have a problem with that just saying LOL
@Tia C What they see in each other? Well when he looks at her he sees dollar signs.$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
@I should be working:
*audible sigh* Maybe (mmmmaybe) she was chillin’ at home in the sweat outfit, barefoot, and Nick was like “Mariah, you know we have that appt. we need to leave so we can be there on time!” and she puts the BonBons to the side, licks her fingers and says “I’m ready. Let’s go” and those shoes are what’s by the door? She can’t be bothered to go up the stairs; Nick shakes his head imperceptibly and says “Come on, baby. Let’s just go”.
*gasp* can’t breathe, laughing too hard, thank you for the perfect explanation.
Worse, Mooriah look like she’s wearing toe-less support hose with control top. Trust me.
Why are they dressed like children? My mind goes blank when it comes to these two.
They do look like mother and son. Why would anyone leave the house in sweat pants and heels?
@ Victoria: True! How could I have forgotten that? LOL
somodo1: Worse, Mooriah look like she’s wearing toe-less support hose with control top. Trust me.
OMG! She totally is! Her toes and calves are different colors!
I have seen numerous girls go through the nightmare of fertility treatments and this is one of the awful side effects.
So I am also beginning to wonder about the weight being from fertility treatments too. It is spread out pretty evenly. She just does not strike me as someone who ate her way to the extra weight.
But that in no ways explains away those shoes. hahaha!
And if she stopped with these big crazy heels she would be 6 inches shorter and stop looking like his Mother looming over him.
“toe-less support”- My favorite quote of the d/w/y. @Sumodo, you never fail to entertain!!!!
Oh wait- I was thinking “camel” (as in camel toe-less support hose). Please tell me this is what you meant! or even if you didn’t- just own it!!!
“Mariah is starting to remind me of Edina Monsoon in Absolutely Fabulous. “Thin ankles, darling, thin ankles!”
Ha! I love AbFab. But, Mariah reminds me more of Patsy than Edina.
I can’t believe how you guys sit around here making fun of these celebrities? How many of you have listened to their music or watched their movies? They have provided us with entertainment but they are also normal people. Not one of you can say you went out looking perfect everyday of your life, its just your luck that no one cares enough about you to follow you around and take your picture. Don’t be jealous and don’t deny that your jealous because thats the only reason you have to sit around here and gossip about people you know nothing about! If they are happy let them be.
All does not look well in her crotch area….
Yes, the outfit is hideous, and yes Mariah probably is a child in a grown woman’s body… but so what?
Can we stop calling people who are “curvy” as fat? there are probably tons of people reading posts like this who are in much worse shape. What are we all supposed to think?
And why do WE need to understand what two people see in eachother? It’s irrelevant. They’re probably get a divorce, but so what… so will 80% of celebrities… Probably more.
I guess my point is, those pants are stupid :-/
“Come along Nick, you need to get ready for school.”
“Awww maaaaaa!”
Oh, she so does look like Edina!
@Bee, really? How do you get Patsy from this? She’s normally in suits.
OMG she is so fat!
you nailed it!
Let’s get real! I don’t care how much money or notoriety a person has amassed, nobody is going to look “picture perfect” all of the time. Glamour is nothing more than an “illusion” and people should be allowed to “let their hair down” in public sometimes. It’s not as if Mariah and Nick were attending a “red carpet” event. They were simply running some personal errands and decided to dress somewhat casual for this outing. The reality is that the dress code in Southern California is so “laid back” to the point in which almost “anything goes” and I’ve seen far worse than what this couple is wearing.
Mom-n-Son trip to Walmart!
I think she got tubby right around the time she lost her mind. Remember when that south american singer guy dumped her and she had a breakdown? She was on anti depressants. The SSRI variety are notorious for putting on spmething like 40 pounds in some people.
Spot on on this one!
Juce in LA: Even more hillarious. Sounds like a right freakshow. Give us more details, please. I’d rather read about that (and definitely oogle the photos 🙂 than about most of the “celebrities”. BTW, here in Prague, CZ, EU, lots of grown men wear the ensemble of shorts and tracking sandals with white socks in them. Yummy!
It makes me laugh that this woman is (or was) seen as a sex symbol. She is so average it hurts.
She’s sporting some serious toe!
I am not fond of Mariahs music because the high tones bother my ears but she looks good.
I love Mariah! If she and Nick are happy kudos to them for finding love and happiness in this world. She’s beautiful and super talented. I wouldn’t care if she were 300lbs. I only wish her the best.
Love ya Mimi!!
im w u princess. what do normal ppl wear? what they r wearing. nothin but haters here OBVIOUSLY. how fat do u think she s? bout a size 8? i can c y evry1 thinks she s so obese. since evry1 here s a 4 or undr u must all b models. pleas pleas can i hav ur autographs?