Lindsay Lohan made another major appearance in Cannes last night, this time at a bash for Chopard that brought out some heavy hitters like Marion Cotillard and Naomi Campbell. Of course, Nikki and Paris Hilton were also there, so it’s not like Lindsay was the only “What the hell are doing here?” person. According to some sources, Lindsay and Paris studiously avoided each other, “keeping to opposite sides of the room.” No word on whether Paris Hilton referred to Lindsay as “Druggie Girl” – Paris’s oh-so-clever nickname for Linds as of late. The biggest headline coming out the party seems to be what Lindsay was actually wearing – an unhemmed dress and scabby knees. My guess is that the dress was probably longer and Lindsay got high and decided to “design” a shorter dress with a pair of scissors. She’ll probably claim she designed the whole thing.
Meanwhile, back stateside, Lindsay’s probationary judge is getting pissed. Radar reports that Judge Marsha Revel will likely find Lindsay in violation of her probation, and the judge has ordered Lindsay back to LA on Thursday for a hearing/progress report. If Lindsay does not appear on Thursday, the judge will issue a warrant for her arrest, and until another hearing in July, Lindsay would probably be forced to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet (SCRAM). This is all happening even though Lindsay got her act together briefly and went to her alcohol education classes. Sources claimed yesterday that her progress would be declared “good” but it seems the judge is having none of it. The newest rumor is that Lindsay might not be able to fly back to LA in time because of the volcanic ash situation.
Here are some more photos from the Chopard event. Oohh, Jesus Luz was there! I bet Lindsay tried to bone him. I hate what Cotillard is wearing:
Header & additional pics: Lindsay & others at the Chopard event in Cannes on May 17, 2010. Credit: WENN.
She could put on a $10,000 couture gown and still manage to look like a hooker in it.
LOL She really is made of spit and vinegar. I hope her judge “isn’t having it’ in the way that she should be monitored and needs some jail time to “attune her senses.”
She is disgusting. Seriously, jail can’t come soon enough for this kid, sorry young adult. Idiot.
There is no reason to look this trashy at Cannes unless you’re on that sh*t. Oh, wait…..
The dumbass judge should of locked Lindsay up when she had the chance. And how did she get those scabby knees? Financing the so called movie perhaps??
You think she’s be doing her best to prove she is sober and keep herself out of the clink, not partying her ass off.
and it had been months since i read anything about paris hilton!!!
Whoa, Paris looks pretty bad. Not as bad a Lohan, but bad. Her sister looks a lot better and much more appropriate.
For Lindsay’s sake, I hope she goes down for this one. I don’t think she’ll make it back on time & she’ll get arested as she steps off the plane.
We don’t hear so much about Paris Hilton these days. I am happy about that, but also wondering why.
Lindsay’s a disaster, but I wanna know what plastic surgeon agreed to do that to Meg Ryan’s face, and shouldn’t they be sued?
@Lisamarie, I agree! Paris looks awful! Hate the dress and hair, but I LOVE Nikki’s dress!
And I don’t think Jesus Luz is cute AT ALL!
Paris looks like she was coughed up by Dynasty – TERRIBLE.
Nikki looks very nice.
Lindsay looks like she just blew someone for crack behind a building.
Lindsay looks as drugged up as normal…how can she not be in jail???
Paris looks major skinny…read on another site about a celeb reality star who is anorexic and Paris is looking mighty unhealthy skiny
How did Linday get invited? She hasn’t made a movie, she’s a mess, and an embarrassment to the acting industry.
Why does Meg Ryan look like the Joker?
What the hell is going on with Meg Ryan’s face? She’s starting to look The Joker.
How about some better pix of Liam Neeson? He deserves to be there and I adore him, and his work. I’m glad to see him out after Natasha’s death. I hope he and his sons are doing well.
Can’t stand that Hohan actually made it to Cannes. Of course, neither Hilton really belongs there, either.
About Herpes Hilton – I’ve been reading that since her break-up, she’s been just as bad as Hohan: doing drugs, partying every night, hanging out with drug dealers. Supposedly she’s “just better at hiding it” – whatever, she’s still gross.
When she gets what’s coming to her, she’s going to whine that “everyone is always picking on me.” Like we’re supposed to forget that she BROKE THE LAW to begin with.
Either that or she knows that the law is coming after her so she might as well do Cannes first. But since she’s so f*cked up all the time, why does it matter to her if she’s in the south of France vs the south of Tijuana anyway?
That chin of Meg Ryan reminds me of the puppet from Waylan and Madame.
Linds is a joke to the industry, I agree. Rippin up her dress like that proves how delusional she has become – it’s like wearing a potato sac to the prom. She deserves all this criticism and more. And I also agree that she probably hooked herself to be there. Pathetic. Lets hope this Thursday, reality will come crashing down and force her to grow the hell up.
Okay, looking at the big pic (not just the thumbnail), maybe that isn’t Liam Neeson. But I wish it was.
Lindsay has scabby knees from falling the other day. If I had scabby knees at Cannes, I’d wear a longer dress, and also one that’s not ripped. Probably most people would, but this is Lindsay we’re talking about, and she has no taste. Ugh, and I hate to burst the collective bubble, but you all know nothing is going to happen to her court-wise. We can dream all we want about justice finally being served, but we all know it ain’t gonna happen.
I don’t see why everyone’s picking on Paris. The dress may be a little over the top, but I think her hair looks lovely. At least she’s not uber-boring like her sister with the plain Jane hair and childish baby doll dress.
Meg Ryan has looked like the Joker for YEARS. It’s really sad. She ruined her career when she ruined her face, but the poor thing still doesn’t realize it.
Jesus Luz should never, ever smile with his mouth open. Ever.
Nikki Hilton looks nice. I hate to admit it, because the entire Hilton clan makes me puke.
Whoever said Nikki’s wonky-eyed sister looks like Dynasty threw up all over her had me ROFLing!
I couldn’t have said it better myself @Tia C.
I agree with Big Mama and Tia C. I don’t know that Paris’s dress is appropriate for the event, but the color is lovely, even enough to make me do a second take to see the gross skinny arms. But poor Nikki. She needs to let the hair go free! Combining that and the doily dress, she looks like she’s trying to dress like my grandmother.
So, is Marion wearing a diaper? I mean, how does she go to the toilet in that thing?
Paris needs to practice another pose. That one is getting really old. Also, she’s looking her age and beyond lately. On the other hand, Nicky is looking really cute. Her dress is very pretty.
If Meg Ryan hadn’t messed up her face, she would be doing movies with good scripts. It’s impossible to watch her on screen without wanting to cry. She used to be such a good actress, pretty and funny.
I have nothing to say about the one with the scabs. I’m speechless yet again in the face of that horror.
Complete trash to chop off a dress like that and wear it at such a big event.
LOVE Meg Ryan . . . sigh . . . yes I’m sad about her face, too, but she does look better here. Hooray for small favors.
lohan looks like she slept in a dumpster. or at least screwed in one.
meg ryan looks like a chipmunk. stop doing things to your face, meg!
the hilton sisters are so played out.
could marion cotillard be any more beautiful?
jesus luz =/= hot
not even a little.
Paris’ arms are on the way to SJP & MaDonna arms.
People finally got tired of Paris just as is happening next with Lindsay.
Am I crazy? I hate Lohan, but kind of like what happened to the hem. It’s just too bad it’s on that ashtray skankbag.
I LOVE Paris’ dress, especially the color. And her hair looks great, too. The black sparkly part could have been a little different…but overall I love the look. The other Hilton looks a bit dull standing next to her.
I just read this quote from the website D-Listed regarding Blohans dress: “My guess is that the security tag was at the bottom, so she just cut that shit right off”.
Now that’s shi ts funny!
As thin as both of the Hilton girls may be, they have the biggest feet and hands. It’s like some cruel joke Mother Nature played on them.
What I really want to know if they ever got close to Lohan on that red carpet.
And I think Meg looks good. She always had the chipmunk cheeks. They just started looking off when she was filling her face with Botox.
Nikki looks quite cute- Paris and Lindsay look trashy, which is an unfortunate look for Cannes.
Lindsay, friendly advice, when you are on your knees reading the Bible and praying the kids in India you saved on your own are doing well, wear the leggings you designed with the useful and classy knee pads! The haters will have their minds in the gutter and speculate it is for other reasons – which chaste girl, such as yourself, wouldn’t even think of, much less engage in what they are suggesting. I won’t corrupt you by telling you what the are refering too. Also, you know the movie hasn’t started yet right? The guy with the camcorder doesn’t really work for the movie studio and he is not trying to rehearse your part with. 😉
Why did she trim the dress? Because she works so hard that she had to cut off the bottom part of the skirt so it wouldn’t interfere with her running from job to job. She was too busy working she didn’t have any time to hem it.
Lindsay will appear in court at the last minute and avoid jail or any punishment. This woman if she was a cat would have 25 lives instead of 9! The sad thing is that the only way she will ever be sober is when she is at the morgue. She is certainly headed that way
The youngest Ms. Hilton spells her first name “Nicky,” short for “Nikolai,” a family name.
I like Cotillard’s outfit. It’s unique.
I have to admit – I did think Lindsay looked “pretty” until I scrolled down to the scabs and hem. She looks slightly less trashy with her roots touched up. Slightly.
And poor Paris. I thought she was winking in that picture, but she’s just wonking. I would be a Grade A Bitch too, if I was born a billionaire and mommy and daddy’s money still couldn’t fix the fug.
Oh Lilo 😆
Do you think that the Hilton’s have Marfan syndrome? I like the dress Paris is wearing. It could look great on someone with class.
Maybe Lindsay got that dress from Forever21. I swear I saw something similar a few weeks ago.
Cotillard’s shoes were given no justice with that, ahem, pantsuit. Grace Jones could have pulled off that panstuit, however. But the shoes shouldn’t be choked at the ankles like that.
Ahhh po-po lo-lo. Sometimes one can get tired of looking at the same car crash over and over again.
Jesus looks like a sad reject from the Saved by the Bell casting calls. Didn’t even know it was he until I read the comments before me.
Meg obviously likes the way she looks, cuz she aint changing it. I’m hoping it’s one of those cases where she looks better in person.
Lindsay: grimace much? all that OXY making you constipated? haha!
yeah her dad is crazy, i feel sorry for her.