Tom Cruise tries to convert Angelina Jolie to Scientology


Tom Cruise called Angelina Jolie while she was still in Namibia to congratulate her on the birth of Shiloh Nouvel, but he soon tried to sneak his creepy cult Scientology into the conversation – by asking Jolie to pick up an “award” for her charity work from the Celebrity Scientology Center in Hollywood:

Cruise phoned up Brad Pitt and Jolie while the couple was in Africa to congratulate them both on the birth of their baby, but it wasn’t long before Cruise the persistent missionary man began using his long distance minutes for Scientology.

The man once touted as the “world’s greatest movie star,” but now not selling so good, reportedly urged Jolie to stop by Scientology HQ to pick up an award for her charity work.

But the former Tomb Raider made it clear that wasn’t an artifact she was interested in.

Rick Ross of CultNews.com points out that Cruise forgot that Jolie’s significant other has a lot of experience with the cult. Brad Pitt reportedly dumped idiot Juliette Lewis back in the early 90s due to her involvement with Scientology.

Now that the details of the prenup between Tom and Katie have been worked out, Katie’s parents are reportedly anxious for her to marry Tom and get her hands on the dough. She stands to make $3 million for every year she’s marrie to the crazy half-pint, with a $33 million cap on her divorce settlement. If she leaves Tom now, she could lose custody of the supposed baby, according to an “insider,” but if she marries him she stands to get some cash and has a better chance at keeping Suri.

Where the hell is Suri, anyway?!

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  1. Jude says:

    Ha! What a nutjob.

  2. Melissa says:

    I was upset when i hear that Tom is trying to bring an angel as Angelina to that Anti-christ type of belief.Angie keep it real and God is watching u and protecting u