Even when she tries to be classy Britney Spears is cheap


Britney Spears realized what a trashy loser people thought she was after her horrendous “Dateline” interview, in which she refused help from her publicists and didn’t even have a hairdresser or makeup artist help her get ready. The pregnant singer chewed gum the whole time and bawled her eyes out when questioned about the parparrazi. She seemed arrogant and defensive and looked cheap in a super-short outfit.

Once Britney heard how poorly the interview was received she tried to do damage control by having professional portraits done. She shopped the pictures around to gossip mags at the sky-high price of $200,000. Britney called the gossip rags “trash” in her interview, and they showed her who was the trashy one by refusing to buy the pictures.

The only magazine willing to carry Britney’s “classy” pictures and an interview was OK! Magazine – and they snatched them up at the bargain basement price of $5,000. When asked about the story and cheap photos, OK! said “Who doesn’t love a discount?”

BRITNEY Spears was shocked – shocked! – by the reaction to her wretched NBC interview with Matt Lauer (87 percent of people polled in Us Weekly had less respect for Spears after the chat). So she attempted damage control. Spears had a photographer take pretty pictures of her – this time with professional hair, makeup and wardrobe. And despite tearfully begging for privacy, saying she hates media attention, and calling the celebrity weeklies “trash” in the interview, Spears then tried to sell the photos and an “exclusive” interview to those same trashy weeklies for $200,000. There were no takers. OK! finally bought the shots and the interview for a measly $5,000. A rep for the magazine declined comment but did say, “Who doesn’t love a discount?”

Britney, you’re the discount. Get your ass in gear and get some media training.

Header photo from FadedYouth.

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  1. millie says:
    June 26, 2006 at 1:19 am

    Is it a true story? Amazing. She needs guidance so badly and yet won’t take it. She looks quite nice on those photos–I wish she wore that dress to the interview.

  2. MotherOfPearl says:
    June 26, 2006 at 2:40 am

    I heart that dress! Given the amount of money and resources she has access to, I find it *hilarious* she could only shop out those photos for $5K. Bet the photo session alone cost more than that. She’s annoying, but what’s more annoying is that Miz Trailor currently has more $$$ than I’ll ever make in my lifetime.

  3. xiaoecho says:
    June 26, 2006 at 3:51 am

    Guess the tag line says it all. Poor Brit.