Tori Spelling‘s cleavage is like the Bat Cave. [Celebslam]
Some Ryan Gosling candy – he was hanging out with Michelle Williams. [LaineyGossip]
Rod Stewart going to be a daddy for the seventh time. [Dlisted]
Nicholas Sparks spawns another weep-fest book-to-movie. [Pajiba]
Lady Gaga‘s fishnets & boobs go crowd-surfing. [The Blemish]
Jennifer Aniston in the Arrested Development movie?!? SHUT IT DOWN. [LimeLife]
Sasha Obama does not want to be hugged by the Queen of Spain. [INFDaily]
David Beckham looking twinkly and dreamy. [PopBytes]
Rachel Uchitel checks into real rehab. [Evil Beet]
Katy Perry got to makeout with this fine piece. [A Socialite Life]
Ha! Only Courtney Love name-drops Gwyneth Paltrow. [Agent Bedhead]
Call me crazy, but I like David Arquette‘s mustache. [PopEater]
Rihanna needs to stop with this. [Yeeah]
Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller stuff. I can‘t even start. [ICYDK]
Julia Roberts in an early 1990s blazer. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Ashley Greene is boring in a bikini. [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Jeezus I keep seeing shots like this. I thought the tabs might be ‘unfairly’ shopping her tata region. I watched the 1st season of Tori and Dean and I never saw the cleavage looking this way? But there are so many of these photos around, I’m questioning it…
Oh Tori. It’s been like 15 years since that awful surgery… has she really not been able to find anyone to reverse it?
Her collarbone and upper skeleton are far too visible. I wish she’d eat a bit more!
I wanted to say the same thing….why can’t she get those re-done? It’s been years!
Puh-LEEZE! Tori could even work her breast revision surgery into a storyline and get it for free, like everybody on “Real Housewives” seems to do each season.
She’s either THAT busy supporting Dean’s lifestyle (*cough* slacker *cough*)and the kids, or not smart enough to talk her producers into setting it up. Am I right, people?
Bad picture for sure.
I see women at my gym that have this freaky cleavage from their implants becuz their skin is all stretched out. However, they look like they are in their 40’s & 50’s. How old is Tori?
*face melting ala Raiders of the Lost Ark*
Not to abruptly change topics, but I’m sadly not at all surprised that Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s fight that featured death threats and choking started over a Train song. I feel sorry for the members of Train now. Could these people be anymore vapid and shallow?
Holy bad boob job, Batman.
I don’t know why she hasn’t had them redone either. Except this and her skeletal skinniness still get her attention.
Charlie sounds like a classic abuser – “I grabbed her wrist and she somehow fell and hit her head.” Uh, yeah, OK. Brooke’s no peach either, but he’s just a life long jackass.
well model man monday most certainly wiped out the l.o.l. pic of rod in his vintage hammock. u go katy p.
Jeez, Ashley Greene has no curves at all!
Ashley is so yummy.
I’m surprised there isn’t anything here about last night’s True Blood episode…:)
There are few things in life I enjoy more than making fun of Tori Spelling (kind of makes you feel more sorry for me than her, huh?). She invites it with her reality show and all her self-depricating comments (which are totally disingenuous). She has a 1990s boob job and she needs to take that rack into the shop for an overhaul! A plastic surgeon once told me at a boob job consult that I would be committing to about 3-6 surgeries over my life (I was 25 and I didn’t have the surgery). He said they would eventually sag, harden, shift, leak, and/or all of the above. It looks like Tori hasn’t done the required maintenance. She’s probably afraid her pig-eyed husband would tell her even MORE often how horny he is.
Poor Tori; her Celebitchy post is right near a post about Sofia Vergara… bitch didn’t stand a chance!
I was told by my doctor that as long as you take good care of your implants…especially while they are new and still healing. That you wouldn’t need to have them redone. Unless you get a hankering to go bigger or whatever….lol.
As for Tori…her boob job was done so long ago that I’m sure their methods of placement, etc…were not as great as today. She definitely should have them redone…and gain some weight to flesh them out more too. They just look so saggy and droopy on her skinny little frame.
Tori has a deformity in her chest wall called Pectus Excavatum. It causes a sunken or funnel appearance between her breasts and has nothing to do with her implants, except that they possibly make it more noticable than it might have been without. No amount of redos will ever fix this problem. Dermal fillers can be used to try to correct it though. In my opinion, she should just stop showing cleavage to avoid these horrible types of photos being taken of her.
“Jennifer Aniston in the Arrested Development movie?!?”
Her?
@CB Rawks:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That was great.
Poor Tori Spelling is just about the ugliest celebrity around (with Rumor Willis second). She was an ugly child, an ugly teen and now a seriously ugly almost middle age woman. She has had gobs of surgery to make her look better but she is looking worse with age. Good thing she has the money to buy a husband. Dean will never leave her as long as the money keeps coming in. The boobs are just a small part of her problem.
@Snarky_Pup – You mind linking to something that proves that she has this genetic deformity? I’ve seen a lot of hypothetical maybe-she-does/maybe-she-doesn’t articles and posts online, but nothing concrete.
*AD reference high-five* 😉
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
It echoes!!!!!!!
Seriously, that is just awful. To think she paid for those. Shudder.
@GatsbyGal-Can’t “prove” it but check out this link. Look at the pics and imagine the more mild cases with implants. Saggy is one thing and Tori may have some of that going on as well as extreme weight loss but neither explain the huge indentation where her sternum is.
emedicine.medscape.com/article/1004953-overview
Pectus excavatum can be exaggerated by badly done breast implants. It can also be fixed. Here is a pic of Paula Abdul before and after…there was alot of speculation that she had pectus excavatum and had it repaired. I’m not sure if TS does indeed have the condition…her implants do indeed look horrible. Not enough body fat to support them.
http://bit.ly/9063d2
oh my god, it’s freaking creepy!
I can’t believe all of the SNARKY comments. Tori Spelling may not be the most beautiful person in Hollywood, and she may have had a bad breast job. But the way you keep on tearing into her is crazy. It’s like with Heidi Montag…..everyone called her the “ugly” one of the Hills or horse face, and then you slay her when she goes under the knife. All of you haters really need to get a life!
The quickest solution is to cover herself up.
I too suffer from saggy D cup boobs but I find that a bra corrects about 95% of the problem. I’m tired of hearing
Tori complain about how hard she works – she should get a spot on “Wife Swap” or “Meet Your New Momma.” No nannies, no guncles, no hairdresser…..
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