I told you guys! I told you that Kim Kardashian and Miles Austin were close to being done. And now you get to tell me how lame I am for even caring who Kim is dating. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Are you done? So, Kim treated her very pretty boy Miles Austin like dirt, and left him in the lurch, according to In Touch Weekly. Guess how they know? They’ve got a source who claims that Kim is still bumpin’ fuglies with Cristiano Ronaldo. AGAIN. Even though he’s got a girlfriend and baby-mama drama and he’s kind of strange and orange and jacked.

On August 1, Kim Kardashian beamed in the stands at the Dallas Cowboys’ football practice, watching her boyfriend, Miles Austin, as if he were the only man on earth. Yet two days later, as the bootylicious star strolled through the lobby of The Beverly Hills Hotel with soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo, it seemed as if Miles was the last thing on Kim’s mind.

Cristiano, who has become somewhat of a ladies man, not only has a girlfriend — model Irina Shayk, 24 — he is also the father of a baby boy, whose mother has not been named.

But the friend says none of that makes a difference to the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star.

“She is boy-crazy and always looking for the next man — someone with more fame and money than her current guy,” the friend explains.

[From In Touch Weekly]

Of course, this may not have happened. Of course it may have happened, but just because they spoke to each either, doesn’t mean they were f-cking… although it’s harder to make that case, honestly. Considering his pick up line is “You, me, f-ck, f-ck” I think we can safely say that 1)Kim and Ronaldo are probably still boning occasionally and 2) Kim is a f-cking idiot.

By the way, one of Ronaldo’s one-night stands (more like one-hour-stands) has sold her story about their hookup. Jasmine Lennard is the girl, and she wrote a first-hand account of what Ronaldo was like on their boning session for The Daily Mirror here. It’s kind of boring, actually. She doesn’t give any juicy details, like what kind of dirty sexts Ronaldo sent her, or what it looked like, or what it tasted like (What? You were wondering too!).