Back in June, Alanis Morissette announced that she had married her boyfriend of a year, a “rapper” named “SoulEye”. His real name is Mario Treadway, and his sperm is magic. According to Us Weekly, Alanis has confirmed that she’s knocked up. When she and Mario got married, we noted that there was a lot of gossip about an alleged pregnancy, and in recent photos, Alanis looked knocked up – well, her boobs looked bigger, in any case. So this news is not shocking, but still, I’m glad she’s knocked up and I’m happy for her and SoulEye.
You Oughta Know: Alanis Morissette is pregnant!
The singer, 36, announces the happy news in the new Us Weekly, on newsstands now.
In Us’ “25 Things You Don’t Know About Me” section, Morissette lists “I am pregnant!” as No. 25.
Morissette wed rapper Souleye, 30 (real name: Mario Treadway), this past May 22 at their Los Angeles home.
“We’re very excited to embark on this journey with each other,” she wrote on her Twitter page at the time.
[From Us Weekly]
Ooh, it came from my favorite Us Weekly feature, “25 Things”! I swear, that feature is so awesome, I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant. Like Alanis. My guess is that she’s probably well into her second trimester, just because she was already looking pretty pregnant back in May and June. It’s all good! Congratulations to the happy family!
Aha! I knew it!
Best wishes to the new family.
Yay!!!!!!!! Congrats to her. Love her.
Her boobs do NOT look good in that dress. 🙁
YAY! Love her!
Well, she always looks pretty pregnant.
Congrats to them.
YES! I KNEW IT!
I’m happy for them 🙂
Alanis looks so way happier with this dude than she was with the dude who is now Scarlets husband and one hand in my pocket is one of Grandmas fave songs!
I am so glad she didn’t marry that piece of cardboard Ryan Reynolds.
@ Solveig: LOL, true.
Happy that she’s happy!
Seriously, she looks hotter every year
But the world knows Canadian Girls Rock!!!
http://www.canadaka.net/content/page/10-hot-famous-canadian-babes
Congrats, I love Alanis.
Did she clarify she was pregnant by her husband or is that Kaiser’s mischievous headline? Cos if a married woman announces her pregnancy, one (ok, me) assumes it was via her husband, no?
Hey, he’s a super-hottie! Although I strenuously object to color-coordinating with your date like that. Someone should have changed their shirt. Overall, thumbs up all around to this. Yes, Canuckle, Canadian chicks rock. I’m not even Canadian, I just think you’re all pretty awesome.
Congrats on the happy news, but in snarkier comments…that black dress is wrong in many, many ways.
Fabulous. He’s gorgeous and she looks ecstatic. I just love them as a couple. And yes, she’s well rid of the cardboard man, Ryan Reynolds. How was he hot, again? So happy for her!
Canadian chicks do rock and most of us do it with a great deal of rock’n’roll class, all the best to you Alanis, I loved you in WEEDS you’re so Canadian COOL
Her hubby is hot and way cooler than that knob Reynolds. Congrats Alanis!
I grew up in Detroit. So, I love Canada and their 19 year old drinking age! No, not just for that… Canada is awesome in general 🙂
I don’t have as much love for that black dress though. :-/
Congrats to the happy couple!
Rejoice Bill O’Reilly, this is a typical family.
Congratulations to the Mother & Father!
Ewww he’s fug! But congrats to the happy couple, I hope it all goes smoothly.
I used to not like her… but she grew on me. Congrats to her!
Congrats Alanis! Awww she looks so happy, not a jagged bitter pill in sight…
Awe, how wonderful!
I’ve always loved Alanis.
Awww congats to Alanis!!! She and her hubby look so cute in those pics 🙂
I think it’s going to be a boy.
Congrats Alanis! I’m so happy for you! You and Mario make a wonderful couple and you are going to have a beautiful baby!!You deserve every happiness after the pain Ryan put you through simply b/c his only goal was a 10-years-younger slut w/a nice set of fake breasts-(enter Scarlett Slutface Johannson….) I am sensing that Mario has much more depth and character than that stupid shallow fool known as Ryan Reynolds!!Mario,I am sensing,will appreciate and treasure Alanis for the beautiful,talented,classy nice woman that she is!All Ryan can do now is keep collecting property w/ his little whore he married!
BTW Canadians are wonderful people….and I LOVE your country….you guys really do ROCK!!!I must say you are also much smarter than the Americans b/c you welcome visitors but you also take care of your own first when it comes to health care,employment and college educations…
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