Kardashian Krap: Kim is single again, Khloe wants Scott Disick to get out

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This week’s Life & Style cover story is basically what I reported a few days ago, that Kim Kardashian broke it off with Miles Austin, and that she is probably boning Cristiano Ronaldo yet again, all because she was seen with Ronaldo in a hotel lobby. A source told the mag: “If she were really crazy about Miles, she wouldn’t have done that.” L&S did get an “exclusive” statement from Kim confirming that she’s single:

Life & Style can exclusively reveal that Kim Kardashian is single once more! Since her breakup with longtime boyfriend Reggie Bush, Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin has been her first and only public boyfriend. Now, multiple sources confirm to Life & Style that their once steamy relationship is fizzling away.

“The two are casual at best,” an insider tells Life & Style. “Kim knows she needs time to date and take it really slowly after her breakup with Reggie.”

Kim confirms she’s single, telling Life & Style that viewers will get to see her single life play out on the new season of Keeping up with the Kardashians. “I think this is the first time I’ve ever really been single filming the show,” Kim tells Life & Style. “You’ll see me single and having a good time.”

Certainly, Kim has no shortage of men vying for her attention. In fact, the reality star couldn’t resist an invite to lunch with old flame Portuguese soccer player Cristiano Rinaldo and his hunky friends, at the Polo Lounge restaurant at the Beverly Hills Hotel on August 3. An insider says she spent most of the meal flirting with the international soccer stud.

And while Kim says “it’s been a lot of fun” being single, the driven star is putting her career first. “I’m a workaholic, so I’m trying to dive into work and make it all about me and try ing to focus on everything that I want to accomplish now,” Kim tells Life & Style. “I’m all by myself, so I can do it all!”

[From Life & Style]

Damn, was Miles bad in bed or something? Because Kim is kind of treating him like she wasn’t into it, at all. But I thought Kim was the one who wasn’t all that? Oh, well. As for the rumored hookup, Page Six’s source (Kim herself, probably) says: “Kim and Cristiano bumped into each other and chatted as friends. He’s still with [model] Irina Shayk, and Kim doesn’t have time for a relationship.” Why is Kim so “busy” again? I mean, I know she’s a “model”. Is that it?

The Kardashian family drama also covers this week’s Us Weekly. The story is all about how everybody hates Scott Disick, and it’s basically just an advertisement for the show:

The Kardashian family is deeply divided over Kourtney’s decision to stay with Scott Disick, reports the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands today.

“Kourtney feels like she lives two lives, because half the family has accepted Scott back and other half hasn’t,” says an insider of Disick, 27, the father of Kourtney’s 8-month-old son, Mason.

In one corner, Khloe, 26, leads the critical crew comprised of mom Kris Jenner and brother Rob. Meanwhile, Kim, 29, and stepdad Bruce Jenner feel therapy has redeemed Disick, who has also cut down his drinking.

“Khloe is always the bad cop, and I’m always the good cop,” Kim told Us Aug. 9 at the Elle Girl Model Search shoot. “I’ve been through more relationships than Khloe, so I can understand what it’s like to go through difficult times and still want to be with that person. Khloe is like, ‘You f–ked up, you’re out.”

Indeed, “there have been knock-down, drag-out fights between the girls over Scott,” a family insider admits to Us.

Both Khloe and Kim urged Kourtney, 31, to dump her beau of four years after one of Disick’s partying binges ended up with him punching a mirror. “The whole situation frustrates me so much I want to scream!” Kourtney fumes on the Aug. 15 finale of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

Khloe admits to Us she’s “hard on” their relationship. Even though Khloe and Kim will stand by their sister, they won’t give Disick a break.

“There’s a lot of them, so it’s tough,” pal Jonathan Cheban, star of E!’s The Spin Crowd, tells Us. “It’s a lot of girl power and they attack.”

[From Us Weekly]

On this, and many other issues, I’ve always been Team Khloe. I think Khloe has had Scott’s number from the beginning, and Khloe thinks (correctly) that Scott is a f-cking douchebag who shouldn’t be around women, especially her sister. She’s absolutely right.

By the way, why do all of the Kardashian women look like drag queens on the cover of Us Weekly? True, their styling is usually “dragtastic” but this is one fug cover.

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Reality star Kim Kardashian finishes her afternoon with some personal maintenance as she leaves a salon in Santa Monica where she reportedly indulges in waxing, on August 11, 2010. Fame Pictures, Inc

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31 Responses to “Kardashian Krap: Kim is single again, Khloe wants Scott Disick to get out”

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  1. smith says:

    No comment ad infinitum.

  2. jen says:

    OMG-that US cover looks like an ad for RuPaul’s show.

  3. artista says:

    They are all terrible people with fake problems.

  4. Marjalane says:

    It’s pretty hilarious to see these trannies right next to a picture of an actually gorgeous Halle Berry on Cb’s front page!

  5. meme says:

    except for the cute little baby, this entire family cannot die soon enough for me.

  6. sapphire says:

    Kaiser, I totally heart the headline!

  7. mln says:

    This tab story is just a commercial for their awful reality show who cares.

  8. Hautie says:

    I suspect Kim K. only dates men who treat her like crap.

    Miles Austin was probably a decent man who was polite to her and she was not impressed.

    If anything it has been proven that Reggie was a complete sh*t to her. He openly cheated on her. And for the most part, always looked bored of her any time they were photograph together.

    She was desperate to keep him and he was looking for a way out.

  9. Riley says:

    Dragtastic= My new favorite word!

  10. Giselle says:

    Love you girls! you guys r hott n will workk it outt;)

  11. jc126 says:

    Khloe, judging by the show, became a much nastier, pushy person after she married Lamar Odom. Whenever she’s on, she acts like an overbearing, busybody cow.
    And someone whose husband dumped his girlfriend of many years for her as soon as he met her is no prize, so she ought to shut up about the quality of other men, I think. In a few years, I’m sure Odom will dump her for someone new.

  12. Kelly says:

    @jc126, fyi, Odom and the children’s mother broke up in 2006.

  13. aenflex says:

    Khloe brings out the drag in all of us.

    I do agree that Scott is a piece of dung, probably not rehabilitate-able (sp?).

    All 3 of these girls are so back stabby and manipulative that I sometimes cannot help feeling they are getting a bit of what they deserve. Not the physicality of it,of course, that’s horrid and disturbing. But the dramatics – they invite it, they thrive off of it. Yucky.

  14. Kelly says:

    Kardashian Krap, that’s some funny shizzle.

    Kim “never thought this would be her life”??? If she wants a different life, she should stop acting like a Prostitution Whore-ah.

  15. TG says:

    @ jc126 – I couldn’t agree more with you about Khloe. I used to like her until she met and married that dufus looking guy. I actually think she is the most insecure, but maybe that award goes to Khourtney. I used to enjoy their show because it was funny and I liked how close they all were to one another and I even thought Scott was just really funny and I figured it was fake anyway. But this new season, if they are even pretending it to be reality, why would any woman want to look as dumb as Khourtney does? Any woman who puts up with that guys BS is just stupid with no self-esteem. Even while he is supposedly seeking therapy it is all about him. He had the nerve to tell Khourt that she isn’t making it any easier on him, etc. If she loves Mason she will leave his butt behind and record everything like Oksana did so she can get perm ant and full custody. And it is really tragic that they are playing this stuff out on TV for money in front of an infant. Where is child protective services when you need them? And that baby is just a giant ugly blob right now, at least to me. Not saying he won’t get more handsome in the future.

  16. Cinderella says:

    Kim better lay off of the plastic surgery, or her options will become even more limited.

    As far as Disick is concerned, he shouldn’t be drinking at all. “Cutting back” doesn’t mean shit to someone like him.

    Poor little Mason. That’s all I can say.

  17. hellen says:

    Ho. Ho. Ho. Ho. Ho.

    Or maybe that should just be: Hos.

  18. Praise St. Angie! says:

    geez, if I were Khloe, I’d NEVER want to be pictured next to my sisters.

    on that US cover, none of them look great, but Khloe DOES look like a man in drag.

    when I see her by herself, I think “geez, she’s not so bad…why do people make gorilla jokes about her?” but then I see her next to one or both of her sisters and I think “oh, poor Khloe!”

  19. maya says:

    This show is scripted and all the tabloids are running front page stories on the Kardashian’s just in time for their new season to start. I can’t believe people still fall for this.

  20. jc126 says:

    Per the Celebitchy archive in October 2009, he was still with the kids’ mother. The baby son died of SIDS in 2006.

  21. Eileen says:

    I’m not sure which one she is, but on the cover pic the tall one in the middle looks like a deer in headlights dressed in drag! How in the hell did these girls become famous? They are so made up they look like little girls who got into mommy’s make up! Blech.

  22. in says:

    Those are 3 UGLY women!

  23. oh hey says:

    @TG,

    I doubt is Scott Di(ck)sick will sue for custody. He really gives off the vibe as someone who never wanted the baby in the first place. Kourtney really should cut her losses.

  24. TeeTee says:

    a bunch of attention whores and Kris is their pimp!

    Khloe hides behind the long hair extensions, we see the double chin.

    Kim lay off the cheek shots, you look more and more like cat lady.

    Kourt borrow some money from Khloe and go buy some self esteem and leave the short greaseball dweeb.

    what a circus, anything for money, smdh.

    Reggie never wanted to get married, KIM did, so its her problem. He wanted to get rid of her and all of the 25+ paps that she alerts to her whereabouts.

    If you read his twitter, its all about his sport and helping sick kids, and some old throw back movies, he likes.
    He wants to be on top in sports that’s all. People do actually have goals in life and its not to marry a “Trashian”.

  25. TG says:

    @oh hey – You are probably right but since he seems obsessed with Khourtney the kid will always keep her bound to him unless she can keep him away. Hopefully this is all acting but if it is it is very sad that they would use an infant in this domestic violence storyline just to get ratings. That is some serious stuff and very dangerous. I hope CPS steps in and takes the baby from both of them since neither of them seem fit parents.

  26. Lisa says:

    I like Kourtney out of all of these three bitches. Miles came off to me as a dork and kind of corny so of course Kim doesn’t seem to go for that type (although I find Ray-J corny and wack ass hell). It seems more like she was trying to be seen prancing around with another athlete to get Reggie jealous… FAIL! This bitch needs to get herself together. A real man will never wife up an attention whore Kim. Btw, looks only last but so long, so don’t depend on those to find a good man.

  27. Anoni Mus says:

    Kardashian Krap!! Love it! Gave me a good laugh.

  28. Monique says:

    Ladies enough with the botox,Plastic Plastic Plastic

  29. Katya32 says:

    Enough already! Why are the Kardashians anyway? Please stop encouraging them by writing about them! Thank you.

  30. Lila says:

    These three knifed up Snookies again! How much do they pay to be in the tabloids the farther their brand?

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