The photos discussed here are available at The Sun’s website

Kimberly Stewart, 28, is best known for being Rod Stewart’s daughter, hanging out with Paris Hilton for a few months until they inevitably tired of each other, having stints on various reality shows, and donning atrocious fashion and hairstyles – not necessarily in that order. She hasn’t made news much recently, probably because there are plenty of other candidates vying hard for the very few slots in the media consciousness for semi-attractive rich women who are famous for showing up and being themselves. The Hills women and Kim Kardashian ruined it for everyone.

Now the pixie-haired British waif has a brief change at fame again. She was photographed “snogging” Jude Law full-on at a club. Kimbo was even seen reaching down to grab Jude’s less than adequate manhood. The story goes that Jude’s bodyguards tried to delete the photos, but couldn’t figure out the camera or something:

They were clocked snogging in the VIP area of 195 Nightclub in Epping, Essex…

“We couldn’t believe it when we saw Kimberly Stewart snogging the face off Jude Law. They were really going at it and barely came up for air.

“He’s the first big name we have ever seen in there. So myself and my friends walked over and asked if we could have our photo taken with them. But they said no, turned back to face each other again then carried on kissing.

“Two bodyguards then came over to us and snatched the camera out of my friend’s hand because they had seen us taking pictures.

“They passed the camera to Jude, who then looked through our photos.

“The bodyguard later gave the camera back to us and, to our disappointment, they had deleted our pictures of Jude and Kimberly.”

[From The Sun]

Jude Law was off and on with Sienna Miller for years, and even went back to her after it became public knowledge that he cheated on her with his children’s nanny. You can see him going for Stewart – she seems just his speed. It’s doubtful he will do much for Stewart’s patchwork career, though. His star was a lot brighter when he was squiring Sienna and her ratty extensions around. Stewart seems like a low-rent version of Sienna, much like Law is a faded version of his former movie star glory. There’s still hope for him if he shaves his head, though.

Kimberly Stewart is shown looking hungry at the London premiere of Sex and The City on 5/12/08. Jude Law is shown outside his ex wife Sadie Frost’s home on 5/15/08, thanks to WENN.