I love me some Will Smith. I also love me some Will Smith movies. (Well, except for Hitch. Okay, Hitch and The Legend of Bagger Vance. Okay, Hitch, The Legend of Bagger Vance and Wild Wild West. My point is, I still watch Fresh Prince, okay?!) Anyhoo I’m sort of gagging over his new film Hancock. I mean have you seen the trailers? Now THOSE are some special effects! But what isn’t having a special effect on me is the suit he wore to the Los Angeles premiere of the film. I mean did he keep that from the costume department of Bagger Vance? Where’s his caddy then? I don’t care what they say plaid is not rad. Especially full body plaid. Which leads me to Thomas Jane.
Really, 8/”>Charlize Theron for finally laying off the spray tanning. You look lovely. I don’t get what black nail polish has to do with anything, but I’m gonna look beyond that because 10/”>Valerie Bertinelli. This worries me. Valerie Bertinelli looks like Barbra Streisand’s Mini-Me. Why is she wearing a drape? I mean seriously! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: “Clothing should be draped, not drapes.” This tells me she does not believe in her Jenny Craig’d fabulous body which really breaks my heart, because she looks amazing. I’m just sayin’ I would think if she just lost 40 pounds and is a spokesperson for a weight loss program AND she’s back on red carpets that she would be showin’ it all off to get some new fabulous jobs… aw, well. Maybe she’s just taking it one day at a time…And that’s just what 14/”>Justine Bateman think she’s still on the set of Satisfaction? Has 17/”>Minnie Driver about to break into a routine from Flashdance? Did 21/”>Amanda Peet not realize her makeup is that of a cracked out rocker on a 10 day binge? Has 26/”>Jason Bateman for being the real hero of the red carpet of a superhero movie. He looks like a true star at an actual premiere for one of the summer’s hottest films. Thank you Jason…and I miss Arrested Development more than you will ever know. (Is it true there’s rumored to be an A.D. movie in ’09? Please say yes, PLEASE!)
Someone scraped the bottom of the D-list for invitees to this showing. Even Kathy Griffin is too good for this thing. That’s not a good sign.
Ouch ! Justine has seen better days, but I love that dress. Who thawed her out for this premiere?
No box office money for Scientology or its supporters. Sorry Will, I remain resolute. You chose the wrong side of the equation.
I’m weird for thinking Thomas Jane looks hot, right? Fuck it, I’d do him. I don’t even mind the outfit… it will be on my bedroom floor soon enough.
Damn. Bateman’s looking good, too. His hairline… it’s “grown back” right?
Will Smith is a horrible homophobe and I hope this movie bombs (even though I love Bateman and Theron). I am so sick of his claims that he owns the 4th of July weekend because of all of the idiotic hits he’s had open on that weekend.
What a riff Micah…very hilarious.
I too miss Arrested Development, and had to laugh because all the Thomas Jane talk reminded me of exactly that show, along with Jason being next to his fair MR F!
*looks around in puzzlement* Sorry – I thought I’d clicked on gofugyourself (my second favourite blog 😉 )
Great job Micah 😀 I confess though, I did watch Hitch on DVD due to extreme boredom. And I quite enjoy it 😯
Jason Bateman is just damn near edible.
Ya know…Charlize doesn’t even come close to Grace Kelly.
Valerie may just be getting used to the new body. When you’re used to covering things up it’s difficult to change that mind set.
Thomas Jayne, don’t care what he’s wearing — Jesus he’s freakin hot.
Justine Bateman – why does she appear so rough? She needs to lighten it up a bit, cause she looks like a man, baby.
I hate that Will is probably a Scientologist because he’s just so likeable (sp?). We watched I Am Legend last night. Depressing as hell but he’s such a good actor. And I liked Hitch. Very cute movie.
Justine Bateman was never that pretty. But my crush on Michael Bluth continues. As for a movie, IMDB still has it as a rumour. Please Lord, let it be true.
There is a limit to the ego and diva behavior you can have in one place.
Both Will and Charlize Theron are two annoying people that are too much in love with themselves.
Too much ego going on.
mmmmmm jason looks delicious as usual!that HAIR……=)
I would watch Will Smith if he was banging drums! Love love him.
Sooooo many haters, anyway 🙄 I love Will, not in that way, and his movies. I hope this does gr8t!!! I will be seeing this for sure 😀
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